Excessive people, excessive sweating: Celebrity Sweating

Russian master of puppets, Prime Minister Vladimir Putin puts his best excessive sweating armpit forward to the world in a show of Russian perspiration power. Why does sweaty Vladimir Putin always look like he’s saying “Mother Russia will crush you all” with his eyes? Because it’s true, the sweaty oligarch lover and hater will crush you, especially if your country attempts to ethnically cleanse Russia-friendly former parts of the Russian Empire. Prime Minister Vladimir Putin is seemingly as happy and carefree as he could possibly seem as he and his army raised a giant middle finger to NATO and the United States during the recent Georgian sweaty ass spanking.

Excessive Sweating Vladimir Putin at the 2008 Olympics

“Yes I know, I can sweat and drown tiny puny Georgia so-called country with just my armpit sweating.”

Yes, that’s a real quote from sweaty Vladimir Perspiration Putin and if you get your news quotes from a celebrity excessive sweating blog, then you probably should go back to elementary school and start with the alphabet.

Sweaty faced Vladimir Putin talking to the void, otherwise known as Dick Cheney’s sidekick, President George W. Bush. What do you think these two rich, morally bankrupt bastards are saying?

Vladimir Putin Evil Sweaty Face Versus Blank Stare of Retard at the Olympics 2008

“You may have Michael Phelps, but you also have Iraq, Afghanistan and you know, much bad real estate. We have oil and lots of bad spam we send to your people. Your country is, how you say, bankrupt.”

Now that’s a made up quote! Mainstream media, eat your corporate sweaty ass-kissing hearts out! Sweaty armpits Putin is said to have had the highest approval rating of any world leader while he was the sweaty president of Russia (an astounding 81% approval rating). It doesn’t hurt that industry grew by 75% while the perspiration laden leader of Russian oligarchs was the boss.

Vladimir Putin Sweaty Pits at the Olympics 2008

Yes excessive sweating pits Vladimir Putin, life is good, put your arms in the air like you don’t care! But you do! You do care! Just not about your sweaty Russian bear armpits.

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