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Sweating Naked Olympians Go for Gold the Advertising Way

Published by Cry-Sweating August 25th, 2008 in Action Sweatin, Celebrity Athlete Sweating, Cyclist Sweating, Excessive Sweating Advertising, Olympic Sweating.

The sweaty Olympics are over and now we can add awe and respect alongside fear to the things we feel about China.

Olympians have been in advertising for as long as any of us at Celebrity Sweating can remember. All that training has to payoff in some way (besides the excessively sweaty Olympic orgies that happen every two years). Yes, but get your mind off of that fantastically sweaty and aesthetically appealing image for now, we’ll get to that in another Celebrity Sweating post… So athlete whoring, it’s happened in the past, and it will happen in the future, what’s a perfectly toned sweaty and overly worked-out body to do? Endorse! Of course…

Rebecca Romero No Sweating Naked Cycling

In this case, the sweaty Olympians endorse overly priced salty sugar water, otherwise known as Powerade.

Powerade is the official drink of the Beijing Olympics, whatever that means. We have to wonder if any of this official this and sponsor that works? Like does it taste good? Is it good for you? What kind of moron would by something because it’s the official drink of whatever? Anyways, more nude Olympians please…

In other cases, like Amanda Beard, she endorses not wearing fur, because, you know, that’s like the most important cause in the world right now (sarcasm).

Amanda Beard Would Rather Not Sweat in Fur

Feel like working up a sweat clubbing a baby seal? Yeah, we do too. Just don’t know why though… Anyways, in the old Greek days of the Olympics, the whole event was done in the nude. Things were so much cooler back then, no restrictions, no official this or sponsor that, just public homosexuality, brutal war and slavery. The first one, we certainly can live, the second one, we’re currently going through that but in a removed sense and the third one, well, some would say sweatshops is modern day slavery. So what’s changed?

Chin up camper, more sweaty nude Olympians!