Excessive people, excessive sweating: Celebrity Sweating

Oh currently non-threatening but historically-evil Germans, we love your cars, your beer and we love us some of your naked sweaty athletes. What’s a girl to do in the world of sweaty amateur sports when fame bursts open your door of fleeting oportunity? Well, pose for Playboy of course.

Katharina Scholz Nude Athlete No Sweat for Playboy

Ah, you Germans are so dry, your country needs to add a little salty excessive sweating flavor to these parched photos…

In what seems to be an Olympics of opportunistic nudity, broken records and contrastingly, strict authoritarianism, four German athletes have joined the sweaty Olympic amateur porn bandwagon in Beijing.

We really wish all four of these German broads appeared together in their naked no sweating Playboy spreads. Maybe the world’s not ready for any sort of group German dominance, even if it’s in the photo form.

Field hockey player Katharina Scholz (nipple censored above), was reported as saying that the foxy germans’ sweaty schedules did not allow them the possibility to pose at the same time. Scholz has this to say about the German victory over the Americans in field hockey (yeah, we don’t know what that is either…).

“I think now I have to play hockey and later talk about things like [Playboy]. I think it’s a good opportunity but it’s not important for me for now…

“The most important thing for me is playing hockey. And because I am playing hockey, I got the opportunity to go on Playboy. Otherwise I wouldn’t. I have no plans on a career in modelling.”

The September issue of Playboy’s German edition will feature four covers, each featuring one of the following photos:

Germans aren’t so evil, see!

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