Monthly Archives: October 2008

Dana Delaney: Sweat-Stained Pits But Dry Career

Sweaty Dana Delaney of the critically acclaimed China Beach TV show that aired from 1988 to 91, is seen here with some excessive sweating stained armpits. Perspiration pits Dana Delaney is a two-time Emmy Award winning actress for her role as nurse, Colleen McMurphy on the ABC Vietnam War drama (China Beach). She’s [...]
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Sweaty Ghost of Trashy Comedy’s Past, Christina Applegate Sweats Obscurity

Armpit sweating victim, and one time teenage vixen, sweaty Christina Applegate is back from relative obscurity with a new show on ABC called Samantha Who, more like Samantha Who Cares… There are the looks that just keep on giving, and well, looks that just plane wear out.  Sweaty Applegate seems to just keep on going.  [...]
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Cristiano Ronaldo: Metrosexual Sweating God on Field, Excessive Sweating Playboy Fiend Off Field

Excessive sweating, whore-loving, international soccer stud, Cristiano Ronaldo doesn’t really have a problem in the world, besides of course, middle-class morals and values, which he has none… Sweaty Cristiano Ronaldo, for those of you out of touch with the rest of the world, is Manchester United’s Portuguese soccer star (football star to the rest [...]
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Minka Kelly Sweats the Purple Pits

Sweaty Armpits Minka Kelly sounds like she was named by jaded animal activists. The sound of her name makes us want to eat steak while riding a dolphin that’s pulling a garbage boat. Okay, fine, a killer whale pulling a garbage boat… Happy? Sweaty yet? Just kidding, we love animals! [...]
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Hot and Perspiring Sophie Marceau Sweating Her Dress and Humidifying Everything

So much sweating, such a lovely lady, we’re conflicted… Sophie Marceau’s excessive perspiration and swampy wet armpits gives us only a tinge of regret, but in our hearts, she’s still a flawless beauty… How can deep emerald sweaty pits possibly put a dent into years and years of compounded loveliness on the silver [...]
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Excessive Sweating Nadine Velasquez Perspiring for the Camera

There are very few things we love more than excessively sweaty attractive celebrities… Indeed, this is why we love Nadine Velasquez, she’s the sweaty, aesthetic conquistador of all of our hearts. She can run us through with her perspiration loveliness… Beautiful and sweaty Nadine Velazquez while exotic, is from the Midwest, Chicago, Illinois, to [...]
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Hassle-Tits Hasselhoff Sweats his Moobs

Oh excessive sweating David Hasselhoff, if you didn’t exist, we would need to engineer you out of pubic hair, muscle mass and sweat. Oh Mr. Hasselhoff, it’s been a while since we’ve saw the video of you, lying drunk, shirtless and sweaty on your floor, eating some sort takeout with your hands, all the [...]
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