Excessive people, excessive sweating: Celebrity Sweating

Sweaty Armpits Minka Kelly sounds like she was named by jaded animal activists. The sound of her name makes us want to eat steak while riding a dolphin that’s pulling a garbage boat. Okay, fine, a killer whale pulling a garbage boat… Happy? Sweaty yet? Just kidding, we love animals! Just don’t love the activists so much, not because we don’t believe in their cause, but because it’s so far down the ladder of causes (population control, etc.)… Anyways, impossibly cute Minka Kelley does the impossible and sweat stains purple, Prince would be proud!

Minka Kelly Sweats the Purple

Sweating Minka Kelly is totally Hollywood, in that she was reared in Los Angeles. Sweaty Minka is an only child (why have more after reaching perfection?). She is also so Hollywood by the fact that she’s the bastard offspring of Aerosmith guitarist Rick Dufay. Minka Kelly reportedly has said that her childhood was “pretty rough,” and that she held a resentment for Rick Dufay, as he had totally pulled a “hit it and quit it” with her mother. However, at seventeen, she matured and decided to try and reconcile the whole drama by inviting him out to New Mexico.

Minka Kelly No Sweating and No Purple

This true-Hollywood story continues with our fair and excessively perspiring maiden graduating high school. Minka Kelly returned to Los Angeles with her scandalous cheap-Rock’n'Roll father to pursue acting as like a total hobby brah, but while she like went to school to become a surgical technician she fell in love the acting…After her first acting class she got “hooked” and began pursuing acting as like a total career yo. Success came slowly, and she began her career with small roles in various movies and shows, including the film “State’s Evidence,” and a recurring-guest role on the TV program “What I Like About You.”

In the following spring sweating Minka was cast as Lyla Garrity on the show “Friday Night Lights.” In preparation for the role, she trained with the Pflugerville High School cheeleading squad, oh my god. Like acting like a cheerleader must be like a total stretch for Minka! Oh my god. Minka Kelly has received praise for her acting on “Friday Night Lights,” with the New York Times calling her performance “heartbreaking”. Well her performance in Purple is totally antiperspirant-breaking. Zing. Stop us before we kill again!

She shot a cameo for “The Kingdom,” (a somewhat entertaining movie about the sweaty and stinky Middle East) alongside Jamie Foxx. Peter Berg, the creator and pilot director of Friday Night Lights, directed the film, ah, so that’s how Hollywood works… Go Minka Kelly, you so many kinds of cute we can’t even deal, but try a better brand of antiperspirant, it looks like you need it.

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