Monthly Archives: November 2009

Paris Hilton Excessive Perspiration Wallflower

Controversially, our time’s Marilyn Monroe of sorts, sweaty Paris Hilton has recently been eclipsed by new Hollywood scene bimbos (and we say bimbo with affection). For example, Disney’s little teen star, Miley Cyrus, recently did a dance routine based around strippers.  Paris Hilton might act stupid, but she doesn’t celebrate stupid.  Yes, there’s a difference. To [...]
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Twilight Werewolf Taylor Lautner Steroid Excessive Sweating

Hey brah, you’re totally leaking the sweat fluids dude, chill on the steroid intake. Sweaty Taylor Lautner is seemingly everyone’s favorite button-nose teen werewolf these days, and for good reason, the Twilight Saga: New Moon sweaty star is ripped like a comic book hero.  Totals brah. Gil Birmingham (middle) posted the above excessive perspiration picture on [...]
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Hugh Jackman Macho Sweating

Oh sweaty, grunting macho man Hugh Jackman, you are almost too heterosexual…  You almost have to wonder. However, you were indeed a great sweaty, lunging Wolverine, even though the script and the plot was a little convoluted and predictable and while entertaining, the movie didn’t go beyond the usual sweaty action movie fare. Hey buddy, I know you’re [...]
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Twilight’s Kristen Stewart Sweating Like a Chubby Goth Girl in Summer

Sweaty Kristen Stewart isn’t a chubby goth girl, but she does have flabby arms, work on that goth girlfriend! Is it emo?  Is it goth?  Who knows…  But we do love Kristen Stewart, even when she’s sweating like a Teamster.  We love the fact that she never seems all there (check out her late night [...]
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Sweaty Sweatshops Galore: 2010 Sweatshop Hall of Shame!

What’s more sweaty than sweatshops?  Third World exploitation is an old story, but more and more, it’s apparent that labor exploitation is tied to all the other problems that could finish off the human race in complicated and sometimes obvious ways (labor exploitation is related to oppressive regimes, careless environmental exploitation, etc.)… Why do we care, [...]
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Master of Whining, Nineties Ghost Billy Corgan Sweating Like Uncle Fester on Spring Break

Hyperhidrosis much sweaty Uncle Fester?  Nineties icon of teenage pain, Billy Corgan is excessively sweaty during the Hollywood star ceremony.  With James Bond villain looks, sweaty Billy Corgan looks like his songs sound, full of interior agony with a hint of quiet remorse. We have a feeling sweaty Billy Corgan misses the nineties…  We certainly don’t [...]
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Kim Kardashian Workout Big Butt Excessive Sweating

That’s an epic wide load of excessive sweating in the rear by miss Kim Kardashian right there.  Girlfriend is trying to sweat off the famous butt.  We love it.  The sweating, the butt, the everything. For someone who reportedly sleeps in her workout clothes, sweaty Kim Kardashian should know better and put some antiperspirant in that [...]
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Alizee Paradis is One Sweaty Sexy College Athlete!

What is with sweaty college athletes these days?  They’re like all ready to go with their own crappy flash websites, and all.  It’s probably because if you’re a good athlete and a model, you’re future is real bright (hello hot young Russian tennis stars anyone?). What’s up with Flash websites anyways?  Why are they still around?  Flash [...]
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Every Man’s Actor, Kevin Costner Sweating a Waterworld Armpits

Every dude, sweaty, Kevin Costner, when he isn’t fighting an ever-expanding forehead, is excessive sweating his path into oblivion.  Ghost of male-driven macho roles of past, sweaty Kevin Costner is now doing what boring rich men do everywhere, mainly, play golf, sweat it up and hangout with their trophy wives. Can you feel the mediocrity?  Peace [...]
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Brooke Shields Sweats Andre Agassi Book?

Is Brooke Shields excessive sweating because she drove Andre Agassi to do crystal meth?  No, pro tennis and an overly-ambitious Iranian dad and a lack of education among many other things is what drove Andre Agassi to do the redneck’s cocaine. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Sarah Lancaster Sweats Out Happiness

Oh my god!  I’m like totally sweaty like crazy!  I guess I wasn’t saved by the bell… Sweaty armpits Sarah Beth Lancaster is a small-time American actress, known for her roles of Rachel in Saved by the Bell: The New Class and Madison Kellner on Everwood.  Saved by the Bell, what’s the attraction?  Why two shows? [...]
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Kim Kardashian Loves that Sweating Look

Big curves Kim Kardashian, famous for being famous, famous for being a daughter of a man who can make an obviously guilty black man innocent, and also famous for a sex tape with a minor rapper, loves the sweaty look (yes, of all the things, the last sweaty morsel interests us)… She’s loves it when other [...]
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Excessively Sweaty Sexy Pirelli Calendar is Awesome!

There’s nothing we love more than sexy excessive sweating… Everything’s always better if you add sexy, and sweating isn’t immune to this rule!  So dear readers, viewers, clickers, think of this Celebrity Sweating post as an early Christmas gift.  The following sweaty gems, are back from the 2005 Pirelli calendar. More huge sexy excessive sweating pics [...]
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King of Hormones, Sylvester Stallone Sweats the PR Tour

If you haven’t seen the latest sweaty jungle Rambo (also known as Rambo IV or John Rambo) movie, you definitely should, because it’s almost like sweaty Sylvester Stallone getting back to his quasi-indie roots…  It’s a mixture between a cheap slasher movie, an action movie and the first Rocky. And instead of being a big [...]
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Jason Statham’s Action Armpits are Sweaty Weapons

Sweaty action movie star Jason Statham is one of those unlikely celebrities, until, of course you see their work.  He’s sort of the British kickboxing Bruce Willis, but cooler (the accent alone makes him cooler). The armpit excessive sweating, doesn’t make him cooler however… Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Petra Nemcova Red Carpet Sweating

Supermodel Petra Nemcová is a whole lot of lovely in one person, but apparently, she’s also a whole lot of sweating in one person as well. Yeah, we know, it’s not a huge sweat stain, but if gives us a chance to talk about Petra Nemcová, and we’ll take that chance every time we get, thank you [...]
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