Monthly Archives: December 2009

Jessica Biel Sweat-Smell-Proof Antiperspirant Armpits

Not-so-funny, more like pathetic, unexplained Hollywood phenomenon, Adam Sandler, who keeps on making horrible movies (except Punch Drunk Love) takes a deep inhale into the Jessica Biel antiperspirant secured no sweat armpit. Ain’t no sweat in those muscle arms! Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Ashley Jones: Bold and Beautiful Excessive Sweating

Bold and beautiful Ashley Jones just can’t can’t stop here excessive perspiration from ruining her almost perfect red carpet pose.  And it’s weird, because she’s not exactly The Young and the Restless anymore, girfriend’s 33 now (but she’s still hot and sweaty enough to make use feel young and restless!). Armpit sweat disaster Ashley Jones is [...]
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Godfather of Sweating: Hello from Richard Simmons

Merry Christmas you sweating news freaks!  We love you and hope you have the best holiday season ever… Milton Teagle Simmons, otherwise known as permanently excessively sweaty Richard Simmons, is some kind of happy monster of necessity.  If sweaty Richard Simmons didn’t exist, there would need to be some sort of drug we can all take [...]
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Rihanna Sweating Herself So Hard

Sweaty armpits Robyn Rihanna Fenty, you are every bit a vision of loveliness, talent and perspiration.  You go girl.  You went far girl. And thank god you went far from has been Chris Brown. Get some antiperspirant for that excessive sweating yo, you’re gonna sweat stain that silk! Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Talented Actor Tobey Maguire Sweats the Cycling and Robot Movies

Look at Spidey!     All excessively sweaty like and dejected like he just got passed by Lance Armstrong in the Tour de France.  Poor guy, yeah, we were disappointed by Spiderman 3 too!  But Spiderman and Spiderman 2 were so good, it almost makes up for the sweaty mess of a collapse that is [...]
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Sweaty Traveling Salesman Tiger Woods Loses His Balls

Sweaty Tiger Woods, you come out of hiding to make a wimpy little statement about your infidelities, and then come out of hiding again and you go and say you’ve quit golf indefinitely…  Got nuts?  Really? You chase literally everything that sweats in your path, standards be damned, and now you’re going away to your Swedish [...]
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Christina Aguilera Massive Excessive Sweating Joker Face!

We wouldn’t be surprised if sweaty and totally classy Christina Aguilera shows up on the Tiger Woods mistress list…  It’s a stretch, but we just wanted to diss this excessive sweating mess!  And the worse thing you can say about someone lately, is that they’ve been a Tiger Woods mistress!  Oh the times, they are [...]
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Why is This Man Sweating? The Tiger is Out of The Woods!

Boring sweaty Tiger Woods finally gets interesting, but of course not for performing a hole in one, but rather for playing many different sweaty holes at once!  Oh, this is too much sweaty fun!  Who would have thought?  We knew all along…  Really. Just think about it, a man who has no real social passions?  What kind [...]
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Christian Bale: It Takes a Sweaty British Psycho to Play an American One

Christian Bale is an excessive sweating star we can get behind (and not in a gay way, you pervert), in an awesome way as this star is just awesome to watch on screen (we don’t know about off the screen as he’s a private kind of guy). In every movie sweaty Christian Bale is in, he just [...]
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Sweaty Alicia Keys, Remember Her?

We called it back in November 29th of 2007 (Alicia Keys Keeps the Door Open to Her Major Excessive Sweating)…  Sweaty Alica Keys is on her way to the adult comtemporary market.  And you say, sweaty face Alicia who?  Exactly. Girlfriend cant excessive sweat! Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Reese Witherspoon Without Antiperspirant!

Oh Laura Jeanne Reese Witherspoon, why have you forsaken us? Why have sinned the armpit stain sin? Good Lord, thou shall not excessive sweat from thine sweaty armpits! Sweaty Reese Witherspoon, we loved you in Election even though we loved hating you in the movie itself! Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Elizabeth Lambert, Sweaty Soccer Girl Extraordinaire

Oh sweaty soccer-sociopath Elizabeth Lambert is one killer of a college soccer player.  Just watch below: Yeah, thems some hardcore violence, y’all.  That’s some excessively sweaty horror movie stuff right there! Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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British Turkey, Tony Blair Excessive Sweating Lameness

Excessive sweating Anthony Charles Lynton Blair is an awfully long name for a sweaty douche bag, and a quitter.   Sweaty Tony Blair is famous for a lot of things, but in the last decade, mostly for being frat brothers with logically disabled George W. Bush. Excessively sweaty and slimey Tony Blair was step for step [...]
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