Monthly Archives: January 2010

Danny Bonaduce: Man Boob Excessive Sweating

Sweaty Danny Bonaduce (what a douche he), isn’t just a Ed Hardy customer, he is the core demographic for douche bag clothing everywhere! “Yo brah, you got that in pink?” In the picture on the left, sweaty boobs Danny Bonaduce could be on a casting call for the next Gremlins (the resemblance to the gremlins from the [...]
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Gwyneth Paltrow SAG Excessive Sweating

Impossibly cute at times, but never quite sexy, sweaty Gwyneth Paltrow has made a career out of starring in small movies that no one goes to see, except the occasional, sweaty, and pimply indie film geek of course (but they’ll go see anything). Excessive sweating boobies Gwyneth Paltrow always plays the same sort of girl, the [...]
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Hilary Swank Cyborg Excessive Sweating

Is excessively perspiring Hilary Swank looking like a cyborg ambassador for the upcoming human-robot war below?  Yes, and we’re not sure if it’s a good look… “Fierce” isn’t quite the the right word, attractively menacing?  Is she looking for John Conner? Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Ashton Kutcher Sweating the Jungle: Watch Out for Cougars!

Giant pink, excessive sweating, goofy man spotted in wild.  Approach with caution and beware of cougar nearby… Ashton Kutcher isn’t just the sweaty victim of a cougar mauling, he’s also starring in the new movie, Valentine’s Day.  The one time male model, who has a last name that sounds like female genitalia (yeah, a lady’s man [...]
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Eva Mendes: Excessive Sweating Done Right!

If excessive sweating Eva Mendes was a mineral, humans would would wipeout civilizations full of ten-feet-tall blue people to get to it.  Yes, we’re still Avat-tarded…  All our metaphors are still on Pandora! Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Marc Anthony: Sweaty Latino Steve Buscemi, Breaks All Antiperspirants

“Say hello to my excessively sweaty armpits!” Sweaty Marc Anthony’s armpits are a crime against humanity.  Anyone have the International Criminal Court at The Hague’s phone number?  We think Marc Anthony has been waterboarding Jennifor Lopez’s ex-boyfriends with his armpits…  Serious. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Tom Cruise: Sweating Like His Life has Meaning

Sweaty Tom Cruise, owner of the deepest, darkest closet in human history, is excessive sweating something awful here.  It’s as if there’s a real person inside of Tom Cruise, sweating to get out! Sweating Tom Cruise is proof that there are honest, down-to-Earth people who follow the true values of what America is, still working in [...]
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Excessive Sweating Criminal: Jude Law

Oh what a shame Watson!  Being defeated by 3D blue people!  Totally Avat-tarded!  Oh, there you go Watson, excessive sweating all over the damn place, bloody hell! Judy Law excessive sweats like it’s totally in fashion brah, totes! Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Sweat Stain of Mediocrity: Kate Hudson is the Perspiration Pits

Sweaty Kate Hudson, why do you still exist in media?  We have no idea.  Everything about you is like so blah! You even agree with us that you’re about as exciting as mauve wallpaper.  Sweaty Kate Hudson’s own words about seeing herself on screen: “gets cold… shakes and… sweats” That people still give you roles is amazing, we’ve [...]
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