Monthly Archives: February 2010

Chubby Mariah Carey Sweating into Obscurity Finally

Where have all the Cinderella’s gone?  Cinderella’s story ended early (you never got to find out what happened after the Prince marries Cinderella), and if they made sequels, the story would probably end up like mimicking Mariah Carey’s life.  For realz dawg.  Sweat life.  Sweat life. What really is sweaty Mariah Carey’s appeal?  Sure, great [...]
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Desperate Teri Hatcher Sweating: Sweat-Stained Cougar Action

Sweaty cougar roar! Former NFL cheerleader, and currently a desperate housewife, a role suited for sweaty Teri Hatcher, as art copies real life, is found excessive sweating her way out of the sexy-face.  If you’re going to make a sexy-face, make sure your fluids, especially your sweat, are contained, just say’n. We’re not haters, actually, [...]
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Mario Lopez, Zero Personality, Plenty of Sweating

If sweaty pecs could talk, Mario Lopez would have a real career.  However, we have to say, he’s a great piece of excessively perspiring beefcake. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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“How Do You Know” About Reese Witherspoon Excessive Perspiration?

We see you there excessive sweating Reese Witherspoon, and we love it.  Are you working out with your Californian sorority sister?  No, you’re the on set of your new movie, How Do You Know?, in Washington D.C.  We can’t really hate-on-you, you’ve provided so much joy in an otherwise bleak and sweaty celebrity world. Sweating [...]
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No, It’s Not a Monster from Labyrinth: It’s Sweaty Fame Monster Lady Gaga

Okay, we  know, Lady Gaga isn’t really all that excessively sweaty in any of these photos, and we’re super bummed about that, we are…  But we just sort of wanted to talk about not too sweaty Lady Gaga and our love-hate relationship with her. We get that as an urban private school kid, you can’t [...]
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Not Worth His Own Sweat: John Mayer Redefines Douche Bag

Excessive sweating John Mayer is both breaking the normal boundaries of a douche bag and is also vintage douche bag.  If making crappy, retarded music could make you rich, would you do it?  John Mayer answers that question everyday with a resounding “yes.” On dating as a celebrity (vintage sweaty douche bag): “I should be [...]
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Find Your Seat Usher and Chill Out, You Be Sweating Like Michael Jackson’s Doctor

Excessively Sweaty Usher is the type of guy you risk  your life for, just ask his liposuction victim of an ex-wife (also his baby momma, Tameka Foster).  If you got the extra baggage and you’re flying first class, you’re not going to be flying too long with Usher, and that’s a sweaty True Hollywood Story. Perspiration [...]
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Scarlett Johansson Stops the Press with Excessive Perspiration

Sweaty Scarlett Johansson shows that it’s a lot of hard work being almost perfect, sometimes you leak out some  excessive perspiration…  What’s a politically active and sex symbol to do?  Antiperspirant? “I would like to say among celebrities, their needs to be some sort of antiperspirant relief fund” We couldn’t agree more Mrs. Reynolds (Scarlett [...]
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Alec Baldwin: Sweating Enough for All Baldwins Everywhere

We have the love for excessive sweating Alec Baldwin.  Who wouldn’t?  Great sweaty actor with huge range and real emotion, who also is politically active in an honest, well-thought-out way.  We even love the excessive sweating Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock?  Amazing. “Hey Buddy, see this water bottle?  Yeah, in two seconds it’s gonna be on [...]
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