Monthly Archives: May 2010

Joe Jonas Premarital Excessive Sweating

Sweaty teen exploitation…  There are so many pics of Joe Jonas excessive sweating, we were giddy with excitement, giggling like drunk teenage girls backstage at a Jonas Brothers concert. There’s nothing more lame than religious music made for preteen and early teen girls full of sexual innuendo, except, of course the Jonas Brothers music…  Why [...]
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Tiger Woods Sweating Over Wife Wanting 3 Quarters of a Billion

Yes, you are looking at a statue outside of some restaurant in Thailand, a statue of slimy, sweaty Tiger Woods, made out of condoms, with a tag that says “Let’s do it, Tiger.”  And no, you haven’t seen everything now.  This statue isn’t the reason that Tiger Woods is excessively sweating, however… Blonde with ambition, [...]
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Disney’s Sweaty Flash in the Pan: Demi Lovato

Capitalism, it never ends, except when it does (Louisiana?  Anyone?). So there’s always more crappy products to buy and more stupid teenage Disney leftovers to sell. Enter sweaty Demi Lovato.  Someone get the new model out, this copy is already expired.  A shiny, pampered, useless, excessive sweating mess of mediocrity singing meaningless lyrics into a placated [...]
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Keith Flint, Sweating Starter!

Sweaty dancer turned vocalist, turned British celebrity, Keith Flint has lived a charmed life, not always starting with fire… Recently excessive sweating Keith Flint has tried to go solo with several side projects, including the bands Flint and Clever Brains Fryin’. However, the perennially insane-looking Keith Flint only had one commercial release from these projects [...]
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Jessica Alba Award Winning Excessive Sweating

Does Jessica Alba always excessively sweat when at award shows?  The question should really be, ‘Why is Jessica Alba at award shows?’  Cause, she ain’t winning no awards no time.  Sure’nough. Jessica Alba, the actress that does not act… So much beauty, sweating, so very little talent. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Aged Sweaty Jack Nicholson, A Classic With Timeless Class

Why is this man sweating profusely? He’s tired fool.  This man has had more good roles and performances than all of West Hollywood, Silver Lake and Los Feliz combined!  (Yes, we know, an insider Los Angeles joke, we went there…) What does Jack Nicholson do on a boat?  He parties you idiot.  What else do [...]
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Jessica Simpson Sweats Into PG-13

Every single light is on, but no one’s home, Jessica Simpson is so everything and so nothing. Ah, there’s $100,000 worth of philosophy degree right there, at work!  What can we say?  There are sweaty boobs with a dash of nipple slip for flavor, and we’re reporting on it, because hey, it’s sweaty Jessica Simpson! [...]
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