Monthly Archives: June 2010

Keanu Reeves is a Excessive Sweating Saint and Probably Better Than You

Seriously, is anyone cooler than sweaty face Keanu Reeves? No, no one is as cool as Keanu Reeves, except maybe Nikola Tesla, Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie, Albert Einstein, okay, a lot of people are pretty cool, but still, someone give this sweaty sometimes melancholy man his due credit! Sweaty airport traveler Keanu Reeves takes out [...]
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Jeremy Piven Excessive Face Sweating Talent

Ari Gold, or in real life (whatever that means), Jeremy Piven gets all sweaty during the Emmys, as he should, cause totally won brah.  Surf’s up for sweaty Jeremy Piven, who’s hit the Hollywood A-list with his character from HBO’s Entourage. Who would have thought a show about some talentless hacks and their douche bag [...]
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Megan Fox Excessive Sweating Career Death

If a big time director hires you for a major studio release and basically turns you from a has been’s sweaty nobody girlfriend, to a sweaty major movie star with a has been boyfriend, then you should probably be gracious and careful with your new fame.  Enter excessive perspiration boobs Megan Fox, pretty face of the [...]
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Leaky Douchebag Excessive Sweating: Mark Zuckerberg Profusely Sweats Easy Questions

Excessive Sweating douche bags everywhere have a new leader: sweaty Mark Zuckerberg. Face what?  Face this Mark, you’re just the current Friendster and you have this image problem of being a prick, True Hollywood Story, so what do you do about it? You make stupid logos that make it seem like you and your over-hyped, [...]
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Gerard Butler Excessive Sweating is Madness…

Gerard Butler, you sweaty man you.  If your career isn’t stillborn dead by the end of this year, then there really is no justice in this crazy world. You can literally hit it big in Hollywood with one movie where the special effects are really the star, follow that movie (300) by making all the [...]
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