Fergie’s a body fluids terrorist in a post 9-11 world! Sweaty Pop Star Terror!
Ferga-licious was sweaty-tastic at a recent concert as reported by many sources. Some say it was, gasp, pee. I speculate it’s an accumulation of some really heavy sweating. It’s really hard to dance, sing and rap, especially when some black guy with a mohawk is singing, possibly rapping by your crotch (and no, we have no experience with this, that’s just what we’ve heard).
Fergie’s got some issues, one them might be a sweating problem.
On follow-up, Fergie’s loose fluids weren’t sweat, it was definitely pee. Ew, like double-ew!
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That’s definitely Pee, not sweat. Peeps saw her letting herself go backstage. They came in all drunk and late. Fergie’s so classy.
yeah i’m surprised that’s the only visible wet spot on her. must’ve been early on in the show. fugie’s known to gush sweat at the slightest amount of exertion.
An der falschen “Stelle” zu feucht ……..
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