Look at this sweaty motherf#!ker, he used to be the shit, he was in The Godfather series for the love of god. Look at him, just look at that spot of extreme sweating, this is what’s left of a kick-ass life in Hollywood. Sweating in your frick’n pink golf pants. Rad dude, rad.
And Golfing? Really? You go from being in The Untouchables and The Godfather: Part III to being caught sweating a lake in your pink pants playing golf? Golf! Golf, one of the lamest activities on Earth? Golf, a massively wasteful (in terms of resources, water, land, time, etc.) and privileged game that smacks of utter status quo and luxurious irrelevance. It’s a game that shouts, “who cares about the world, I’ve made my fortune” and is mainly for douche bags like Tiger Woods (there are, of course some exceptions, Tiger is definitely not one of them, Jack Nicholson is…). All of this Mr. Andy Garcia and you do it with style, excessively sweating your lame exit out of this world in pink pants playing golf. Cool man, cool, fade slowly into the abyss, you had your time Mr. Garcia, but your moment is definitely gone.
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dude did someone rape you when you were a kid… why are you such a fucking asshole…???