Yes, I would I agree with those who think that Ashlee Simpson looks, like, really good here. One would almost say, ‘glowing’ rather then sweating…

Some people can pull off a little excessive sweating here and there, especially those of us who are ‘paid to look good’. Lip-synching is like super hard dude, especially when dancing like a southern-white-trash-prom-queen that’s imitating a Rastafarian on meth. Far fetched description you say? Check out the evidence below from her infamous Saturday Night Live PR disaster.
A sweaty southern-white-trash-prom-queen that’s imitating a Rastafarian on meth… Convinced yet or have our powers of desciption gone too far? Or perhaps, not far enough?
Sweating Ashlee Simpson is real you all! About as real as all of those energy industry scientists who claim that global warming doesn’t exist.












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How about some pics of her sister Jessica? I was fortunate enough to witness the after affects of a show she did and the sweaty back she had along with the line of sweat traveling between her ample chest was enough to make me excuse myself for some “gentleman time”.
Hello Russell,
We’re at your command. Release the hounds… Sweaty Jessica Simpson, ‘we’re all over that’ by every possible definition of that phrase. Thanks Russell, if you have any pics of her yourself, we’d be glad to publish them!
Celebrity Sweating Team
Those sweaty Simpson girls, gotta love’em. I’d like to slip’n'slide on that all night… Jeez, I think I just made this excessive star sweating blog PG-13 with this comment.
There’s a difference between “glowing” and, well, sweating. look at the sweat, er.. ‘glow’ on her face! assly needs some better antiperspirant.
OMG she is sweating like crazy! Soaking wett!!!
What I would do to lick it all off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She is gorgeous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CA
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