Ashlee oh-my-god-my-boobs-will-never-be-big-enough Simpson just loves to taste the sweaty air around her. Yes, we are scared, impressed and intrigued by Ashlee Simpson’s tongue and her sweaty wetness as well. In this update to our recent Ashlee Simpson sweat-a-lot post, Miss Simpson shows us how truly charming she is:
Ashlee, we know it’s tough to live in the shadow of your bigger sister’s cleavage, thus you moved to the shadow of Emo dead end, Pete Wentz. Ashlee Simpson takes a lick’n, and keeps on sweat’n.
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Who still gives a damn about this talentless attention seeker? She hasn’t done anything of any interest to anyone for over two years!! Pete Wentz will soon dump her for someone who annoys his friends a lot less than she already does!
You speak from the land of truth Modesty Blaise. We only report the sweating celebrity news. Who we blog about may really have no significance whatsoever, as in this case… However, we do enjoy being mean to people who ‘ask for it.’ Thanks for the comment, we had no idea his friends are annoyed.
yeah that wetness is overwhelming! even her adams apple is sweating! she’s making the classic whoo-look-at-how-sweaty-i-am celebrity pose. spot on, girl!
She HAS talent, why just look at that magnificent, long tongue wagging. She’s look’n…er, lick’n for the Money Shot!