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NOT JUST FOR EXCESSIVELY SWEATY CELEBRITIES:
Recent Pregnant Hollywood Celebrity Baby Posts- Camila Alves Juggles Being a Mom and Working WomanCelebrity dad, Matthew McConaughey’s girl and mother of his two kids, Camila Alves, talks about her lifestyle as a mom. The 27-year-old shared: “I try to keep [life] as simple as I can…I try to keep it as calm as I can.” Sage wisdom from the oracle celebrity mom from Brazil. Camila Alves is the mother of Matthew [...] […]
- Jordan Bratman Takes Little Max On a Trip to the Park!Jordan Bratman’s 2-year-old celebrity kid, Max Liron, took a trip with dad to Coldwater Canyon Park in Beverly Hills, California on March 13th. Little Max befriended a giant turtle and other littler critters on his day at the park. Max’s mom is of course the mega-famous American singer Christina Aguilera and she’s busy with her [...] […]
- Dannii Minogue Shows Off Her Beautiful Baby Bump in Melbourne!So pregnant and so purple! And so happy! Dannii Minogue announced her celebrity pregnancy in January and has just recently showed off her baby bump in Melbourne, Australia. The 38-year-old singer appeared at the 2010 Australia’s Got Talent auditions on March 13th. Her boyfriend, Kris Smith, and Dannii Minogue have shared that they wish to settle [...] […]
- The Irwins Have an Adventure at the Universal Orlando Resort!It truly is heart-warming, even after all this time after Steve Irwin’s death, to see the rest of the Irwins enjoying this wonderful life! Even though the famous Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin, has passed away his celebrity family still stands strong. Terri Irwin and her two celebrity kids posed for fun pictures at the Universal [...] […]
- Ludacris’ Number 1 Baby Girl is His Daughter Karma!Celebrity father and rapper loves his baby girl! Ludacris expressed how much he loves his baby girl with USA Today. Luda, aka Chris Bridges, stated that she is his “best friend” and that “she rolls with me.” Haha, so precious. Luda’s daughter, Karma, is 8-years-old. He continued to say: “Whenever I’m at the restaurant, she’s there trying [...] […]
- Joseph Fiennes is Blessed with a Baby Girl!Joseph Fiennes is now a new proud celebrity papa! Congratulations to the Fiennes-Dieguez celebrity family for their new little addition. The actor and his Swiss model wife Maria Dolores Dieguez welcomed a celebrity baby girl on March 8th. Joseph’s people confirmed the exciting news, however no additional details were revealed including the name of the celebr […]
- Mario Lopez is Going to Be a Proud Celebrity Papa!This celebrity couple breaks all cuteness records know to man! America’s Best Dance Crew host Mario Lopez is expecting his first child! His actress girlfriend Courtney Mazza is preggo with his future celebrity baby. The Extra host shared recently: “I’m really excited. I’m happy. I can’t wait to be a dad…I grew up in a large family. [...] […]
- Billie Piper Wants More Kids, But Not Too Many!English singer/actress, celebrity mom, Billie Piper, came from a family of four. However, she’s not so keen on the idea of having an Angelina Jolie huge family herself. Right now Billie has a 16-month-old son, Winston James, with her hubby of three years, Laurence Fox. Billie Piper did express that she is willing to have at [...] […]
- Rascal Flatts’ Joe Don Rooney is Expecting Another Child!Joe Don Rooney, guitarist from the hit country band Rascal Flatts, and his wife have confirmed that they are expecting their second child together. The couple already have a 21-month-old son named Jagger Donovan. Joe expressed his excitement, saying: “We’re a little more prepared but the same excitement is there. There’s such fulfillment in being a [...] […]
- Minnie Driver Wishes to Have More Celebrity Minnies!Celebrity mom, Minnie Driver recently had an interview with Times Online and opened up about motherhood and her desire for more celebrity kids. The new mom shared that: “Growing up, I thought I’d have at least five kids. I’m surprised I have only one; I really want more.” Minnie Driver just recently gave birth to a [...] […]
- Camila Alves Juggles Being a Mom and Working Woman
Author Archives: Excessive Sweating
Jude Law as Hamlet: To Sweat or Not to Sweat
To wear antiperspirant or not to wear antiperspirant. These are troubling times indeed, excessively sweaty Jude Law.
Back in December of 2009, a wee actor named Jude Law was doing Hamlet on Broadway, while his movie Sherlock Holmes was to debut a month or so later and he was set to have another child. [...]
Excessive Sweating Rihanna Isn’t So GQ with Her Personal Trainer
We love it Rihanna that you’re still steaming up the world. You, your dancing, your music and your excessive sweating, are all quite the thing to behold. But you have to pay your people baby…
Rihanna’s incredible, sweaty body isn’t free y’all! In fact, Rihanna is in a bit of a legal bind with a former [...]
Brah Inspiration, Owen Wilson Rackets Up the Sweating
Oh Wes Anderson darling, sweaty Owen Wilson, you have that natural talent of playing you, so well… Because in every movie, you’re basically that guy, Owen Wilson, yeah, that guy again. That guy with the oddly mesmerizing nose.
But it’s really okay, because your one character is really sort of charming. Yeah, really, it’s no sweat. [...]
Chubby Mariah Carey Sweating into Obscurity Finally
Where have all the Cinderella’s gone? Cinderella’s story ended early (you never got to find out what happened after the Prince marries Cinderella), and if they made sequels, the story would probably end up like mimicking Mariah Carey’s life. For realz dawg. Sweat life. Sweat life.
What really is sweaty Mariah Carey’s appeal? Sure, great voice, [...]
Desperate Teri Hatcher Sweating: Sweat-Stained Cougar Action
Sweaty cougar roar!
Former NFL cheerleader, and currently a desperate housewife, a role suited for sweaty Teri Hatcher, as art copies real life, is found excessive sweating her way out of the sexy-face. If you’re going to make a sexy-face, make sure your fluids, especially your sweat, are contained, just say’n.
We’re not haters, actually, sometimes we [...]
Mario Lopez, Zero Personality, Plenty of Sweating
If sweaty pecs could talk, Mario Lopez would have a real career. However, we have to say, he’s a great piece of excessively perspiring beefcake.
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“How Do You Know” About Reese Witherspoon Excessive Perspiration?
We see you there excessive sweating Reese Witherspoon, and we love it. Are you working out with your Californian sorority sister? No, you’re the on set of your new movie, How Do You Know?, in Washington D.C. We can’t really hate-on-you, you’ve provided so much joy in an otherwise bleak and sweaty celebrity world.
Sweating done [...]
No, It’s Not a Monster from Labyrinth: It’s Sweaty Fame Monster Lady Gaga
Okay, we know, Lady Gaga isn’t really all that excessively sweaty in any of these photos, and we’re super bummed about that, we are… But we just sort of wanted to talk about not too sweaty Lady Gaga and our love-hate relationship with her.
We get that as an urban private school kid, you can’t play [...]
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Not Worth His Own Sweat: John Mayer Redefines Douche Bag
Excessive sweating John Mayer is both breaking the normal boundaries of a douche bag and is also vintage douche bag. If making crappy, retarded music could make you rich, would you do it? John Mayer answers that question everyday with a resounding “yes.”
On dating as a celebrity (vintage sweaty douche bag):
“I should be having sex [...]
Find Your Seat Usher and Chill Out, You Be Sweating Like Michael Jackson’s Doctor
Excessively Sweaty Usher is the type of guy you risk your life for, just ask his liposuction victim of an ex-wife (also his baby momma, Tameka Foster). If you got the extra baggage and you’re flying first class, you’re not going to be flying too long with Usher, and that’s a sweaty True Hollywood Story.
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Scarlett Johansson Stops the Press with Excessive Perspiration
Sweaty Scarlett Johansson shows that it’s a lot of hard work being almost perfect, sometimes you leak out some excessive perspiration… What’s a politically active and sex symbol to do? Antiperspirant?
“I would like to say among celebrities, their needs to be some sort of antiperspirant relief fund”
We couldn’t agree more Mrs. Reynolds (Scarlett Johansson married [...]
Alec Baldwin: Sweating Enough for All Baldwins Everywhere
We have the love for excessive sweating Alec Baldwin. Who wouldn’t? Great sweaty actor with huge range and real emotion, who also is politically active in an honest, well-thought-out way. We even love the excessive sweating Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock? Amazing.
“Hey Buddy, see this water bottle? Yeah, in two seconds it’s gonna be on my [...]
Danny Bonaduce: Man Boob Excessive Sweating
Sweaty Danny Bonaduce (what a douche he), isn’t just a Ed Hardy customer, he is the core demographic for douche bag clothing everywhere!
“Yo brah, you got that in pink?”
In the picture on the left, sweaty boobs Danny Bonaduce could be on a casting call for the next Gremlins (the resemblance to the gremlins from the [...]
Gwyneth Paltrow SAG Excessive Sweating
Impossibly cute at times, but never quite sexy, sweaty Gwyneth Paltrow has made a career out of starring in small movies that no one goes to see, except the occasional, sweaty, and pimply indie film geek of course (but they’ll go see anything).
Excessive sweating boobies Gwyneth Paltrow always plays the same sort of girl, the [...]
Hilary Swank Cyborg Excessive Sweating
Is excessively perspiring Hilary Swank looking like a cyborg ambassador for the upcoming human-robot war below? Yes, and we’re not sure if it’s a good look…
“Fierce” isn’t quite the the right word, attractively menacing? Is she looking for John Conner?
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Ashton Kutcher Sweating the Jungle: Watch Out for Cougars!
Giant pink, excessive sweating, goofy man spotted in wild. Approach with caution and beware of cougar nearby…
Ashton Kutcher isn’t just the sweaty victim of a cougar mauling, he’s also starring in the new movie, Valentine’s Day. The one time male model, who has a last name that sounds like female genitalia (yeah, a lady’s man [...]
Eva Mendes: Excessive Sweating Done Right!
If excessive sweating Eva Mendes was a mineral, humans would would wipeout civilizations full of ten-feet-tall blue people to get to it. Yes, we’re still Avat-tarded… All our metaphors are still on Pandora!
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Marc Anthony: Sweaty Latino Steve Buscemi, Breaks All Antiperspirants
“Say hello to my excessively sweaty armpits!”
Sweaty Marc Anthony’s armpits are a crime against humanity. Anyone have the International Criminal Court at The Hague’s phone number? We think Marc Anthony has been waterboarding Jennifor Lopez’s ex-boyfriends with his armpits… Serious.
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Tom Cruise: Sweating Like His Life has Meaning
Sweaty Tom Cruise, owner of the deepest, darkest closet in human history, is excessive sweating something awful here. It’s as if there’s a real person inside of Tom Cruise, sweating to get out!
Sweating Tom Cruise is proof that there are honest, down-to-Earth people who follow the true values of what America is, still working in [...]
Excessive Sweating Criminal: Jude Law
Oh what a shame Watson! Being defeated by 3D blue people! Totally Avat-tarded! Oh, there you go Watson, excessive sweating all over the damn place, bloody hell!
Judy Law excessive sweats like it’s totally in fashion brah, totes!
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Amy Winehouse Alien Armpit and Excessively Sweaty Boyfriend