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Recent Pregnant Hollywood Celebrity Baby Posts- Hilary Duff Baby Bump Spotted Out in the WildExpectant celebrity mom-to-be, Hilary Duff and her celebrity baby bump, was spotted as the one-time, manufactured popstar made her way to the nail salon late last week. Hilary Duff was heading over to Bellacures nail salon, one of actress and singer’s favorite places to hang out in Studio City (Los Angeles). Hilary Duff has been […]
- Natlie Portman Debuts Celebrity Baby BumpBlack Swan star, Natalie Portman, has delivered a double-shot of happy news recently. The actress has confirmed around Christmas time that she is engaged and expecting her first child! Natalie and Benjamin Millepied, a choreographer, met on the set of Black Swan. What a nice way to start the year! Actually, 2011 will probably […]
- Celebrity Mom Reese Witherspoon is Getting Married Again!Actress Reese Witherspoon and her boyfriend Jim Toth are now engaged! Reese Witherspoon‘s representative shared that they are about to tie the not and are “extremely happy”. Jim Toth is a Hollywood agent and the Hollywood couple have been dating since the beginning of this year. So exciting to see another celebrity couple getting engaged […]
- David Schwimmer is Totally Going to Be a Celebrity Dad!The Wonder Years and Friends star is all grown up and will be having babies with his wife! David Schwimmer is going to be a celebrity father! The 90′s actor and his lovely wife Zoe Buckman, who wed in June in a private ceremony, will be first-time celebrity parents. Zoe Buckman, David Schwimmer’s wife, is […]
- Reese Witherspoon is Thinking More Kids in the Future!Superstar celebrity mother, Reese Witherspoon is currently dating Jim Toth, a hollywood agent (don’t break-up with this one, don’t bite the hand that feeds you Reese). The actress has recently confessed that she would like to expand her celebrity family in the future! These celebrities just love to reproduce! Reese Witherspoon shared: “I would love […]
- Jessica Simpson Wants Kids with Her New Fiance!Really famous person for being, well, famous, and for sometimes singing, Jessica Simpson just recently got engaged to her boyfriend of six months, Eric Johnson! Jessica Simpson has expressed that she really wants to start a celebrity family! Jessica Simpson said: “I definitely see myself having a family with Eric, so that’s exciting to think […]
- Kate Moss’ Celebrity Daughter is a “Mini-Me”!British Supermodel and celebrity mom, Kate Moss shares that her adorable daughter is just like her! Little eight-year-old Lila is apparently the exact same as her supermodel mom in that she dresses like her, she looks like her, and she even has the same personality. Kate even calls Lila her “mini-me”! She confesses: “Oh, it’s […]
- Former Bachelorette Jen Schefft Has Baby!Reality TV’s Jen Schefft, former Bachelorette, welcomed a precious reality star baby girl on Saturday Nov. 13! Jen Schefft and her husband Joe Waterman recently got married in May 2009 and this is the first reality TV child for the couple.The new sort-of-famous celebrity parents named their newborn daughter, Mae Elizabeth Waterman. Jen met Joe […]
- Jeffrey Tambor 66 Year Old Father to 5 Year Old Kids!Actor Jeffrey Tambor, known for his role in Arrested Development, is 66 years old and a young spirited father! Jeffrey is the father of four celebrity kids who are all under the age of 5. He also has an adult daughter named Molly, who is working as a teacher, from a previous marriage. Jeffrey and […]
- Paulina Rubio Welcomes Celebrity Baby Boy!That’s a cute banana! Celebrity mother banana now! Paulina Rubio and her hubby Nicolas Vallejo-Nagera finally say hello to their newborn celebrity baby boy! Little andrea Nicolas Vallejo-Nagera Rubio was born in Miami on November 14, 2010. This little famous tyke is the first child for the happy celebrity couple. The Latin singer tweeted on […]
- Hilary Duff Baby Bump Spotted Out in the Wild
Author Archives: Excessive Sweating
Eva Amurri, Little Susan Sarandon, Makes Everyone Sweat Including Herself
Sweaty situation-making, Eva Amurri, is the 5’10″ daughter of Susan Surandon (can’t you see the resemblance?) that’s making waves on the internets for a recent very nude scene in Californication in which she plays a stripper stripping for David Duchovny. She’s very talented. And she’s sweating all over Hollywood, it’s the pits. Link or Bookmark [...]
Jamie Dornan : Eva Mendes Counterpart to Calvin Klein Excessive Sweating Ads
Summer’s ending with a heat wave in Southern California, so Celebrity Sweating decided to publish some Calvin Klein excessive sweating fashion photos for all y’all (well, it’s mostly for the ladies…). Enjoy! We’ve never heard of this Jamie Dornan guy, but he keeps good company (sweaty Eva Mendes). So he’s alright with us. We love [...]
Dina Lohan Excessive Sweating Like She’s Got Two Hot Daughters
The excessive sweating, orange tanned creature takes the life force of those younger, more immature. She catches them in moments of paralysis, often under bright lights, drugged by fame and robs them of actually growing up. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Vanessa Hudgens Glowing Sweating
Glowing Vanessa Hudgens is a rare angel in Hollywood, an angel who has nude pics released but yet remains every bit the extraordinary beauty, gracefully navigating through controversy, flicking the annoyance past her like fallen paparazzi on the red carpet. Vanessa Hudgens even sweats with a glowing radiance. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Sarah Jessica Parker: Sweaty B.O. is No Smelly Joke
Those of us at Celebrity Sweating that have a penis, think sweaty Sarah Jessica Parker sucks and that Sex and the City (the TV show and especially the movies) sucks on level that makes everything else that sucks suck less. That’s a lot of sweaty sucking. If there was a term for the philosophy of [...]
JWoww of Jersey Shore Proves There’s No Limit to Tackiness with her Excessive Sweating
We really don’t understand Jersey Shore, because we deal with douche bags every day, driving on the Los Angeles freeway. Why would we want to watch sweaty douche bags when we come home to relax? Watching idiots being idiots has never been that charming to us, but it seems to have transfixed the rest of [...]
Keira Knightley: Pretty Face, Skin, Bones and Sweat
Sweaty Keira Knightley, you beautiful floating face in thing air, you! It’s rather amazing how Keira Knightley’s gorgeous head can just float in thin air like that… Just amazing. We kid, we love this girl from the neck up, and you should too. So much talent for just a head floating in air. Link or [...]
Zac Efron: Beautiful Man Sweating
Sweaty Zac Efron, the Californian dude who the impossibly perfect Hollywood name, say it, “Zac Efron.” Sort of takes the stress off, doesn’t it? Some people are just too lucky, and in this case, it’s okay, because all in all, Zac Efron is one of the good guys in Hollywood. Link or Bookmark to: Hide [...]
Old Man William H. Macy Sweating the Years
Excessive sweating William H. Macy is an acting superstar. He’s that guy, in that great movie, who fills up the screen but isn’t necessarily the leading man. The sweaty talent effortlessly plays complex roles that just leave you breathless, like his Oscar-nominated role in Fargo, of playing Jerry Lundegaard. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Katie Price, AKA, Jordan, Excessively Sweats with Large Goon
So little talent, such big boobs, so much sweating, it’s the rise of civilization, we’ve come so far… People these days are just famous for being awful, just downright awful (Heidi Montag for example), check out this one time sweaty celebrity couple from across the pond, Katie Price and who cares (some dude, looks like [...]
The Excessively Sweaty Passion of the Mel Gibson
Horrible year for sweaty celebrity douche bags. Is there no class in the world anymore? Why do we put these two together? Because we like to turn up the contrast for two very inspirational figures who teach children a lesson, if you get ridiculously rich, you still can’t get away with treating women badly. It’s [...]
Michelle Obama Sweating Around in Circles
Michelle Obama sweating over the BP’s gulf oil disaster? About two wars in the Middle East? About the fact that the economy is probably going to get a lot worse (who isn’t sweating about that?)? No. Michelle Obama is excessively sweating doing some important hula hooping y’all! Is the Barack Obama presidency the final nail [...]
Kim Kardashian & Reggie Bush Sweating Together
Celebrity couple that sweats together stays together? Kim Kardashian famous for being famous, is now even more famous for being famous with the Kardashian clan fully exposing themselves through all media. Add to that fame with this fame; Kim’s boyfriend, Super Bowl champ, Reggie Bush. Sweaty Kim Kardashian’s fame just grows and grows like herpes [...]
Sweaty, Sweaty Armpits: Call Interpol, Pierce Brosnan Sweating Kills
If the current angry, muscular brute of a James Bond, played Daniel Craig, isn’t a reaction to Pierce Brosnan’s James Bond, then we’re some kind of perverted celebrity body fluid bloggers. Okay, bad analogy. Sweaty Pierce Brosnan might have been the best looking James Bond, but he just wasn’t believable as the charming international thug, [...]
Keanu Reeves is a Excessive Sweating Saint and Probably Better Than You
Seriously, is anyone cooler than sweaty face Keanu Reeves? No, no one is as cool as Keanu Reeves, except maybe Nikola Tesla, Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie, Albert Einstein, okay, a lot of people are pretty cool, but still, someone give this sweaty sometimes melancholy man his due credit! Sweaty airport traveler Keanu Reeves takes out [...]
Jeremy Piven Excessive Face Sweating Talent
Ari Gold, or in real life (whatever that means), Jeremy Piven gets all sweaty during the Emmys, as he should, cause totally won brah. Surf’s up for sweaty Jeremy Piven, who’s hit the Hollywood A-list with his character from HBO’s Entourage. Who would have thought a show about some talentless hacks and their douche bag [...]
Megan Fox Excessive Sweating Career Death
If a big time director hires you for a major studio release and basically turns you from a has been’s sweaty nobody girlfriend, to a sweaty major movie star with a has been boyfriend, then you should probably be gracious and careful with your new fame. Enter excessive perspiration boobs Megan Fox, pretty face of the [...]
Leaky Douchebag Excessive Sweating: Mark Zuckerberg Profusely Sweats Easy Questions
Excessive Sweating douche bags everywhere have a new leader: sweaty Mark Zuckerberg. Face what? Face this Mark, you’re just the current Friendster and you have this image problem of being a prick, True Hollywood Story, so what do you do about it? You make stupid logos that make it seem like you and your over-hyped, [...]
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Gerard Butler Excessive Sweating is Madness…
Gerard Butler, you sweaty man you. If your career isn’t stillborn dead by the end of this year, then there really is no justice in this crazy world. You can literally hit it big in Hollywood with one movie where the special effects are really the star, follow that movie (300) by making all the [...]
Joe Jonas Premarital Excessive Sweating
Sweaty teen exploitation… There are so many pics of Joe Jonas excessive sweating, we were giddy with excitement, giggling like drunk teenage girls backstage at a Jonas Brothers concert. There’s nothing more lame than religious music made for preteen and early teen girls full of sexual innuendo, except, of course the Jonas Brothers music… Why [...]
Excessive Sweating Soccer Madness!