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Recent Pregnant Hollywood Celebrity Baby Posts- Hilary Duff Baby Bump Spotted Out in the WildExpectant celebrity mom-to-be, Hilary Duff and her celebrity baby bump, was spotted as the one-time, manufactured popstar made her way to the nail salon late last week. Hilary Duff was heading over to Bellacures nail salon, one of actress and singer’s favorite places to hang out in Studio City (Los Angeles). Hilary Duff has been […]
- Natlie Portman Debuts Celebrity Baby BumpBlack Swan star, Natalie Portman, has delivered a double-shot of happy news recently. The actress has confirmed around Christmas time that she is engaged and expecting her first child! Natalie and Benjamin Millepied, a choreographer, met on the set of Black Swan. What a nice way to start the year! Actually, 2011 will probably […]
- Celebrity Mom Reese Witherspoon is Getting Married Again!Actress Reese Witherspoon and her boyfriend Jim Toth are now engaged! Reese Witherspoon‘s representative shared that they are about to tie the not and are “extremely happy”. Jim Toth is a Hollywood agent and the Hollywood couple have been dating since the beginning of this year. So exciting to see another celebrity couple getting engaged […]
- David Schwimmer is Totally Going to Be a Celebrity Dad!The Wonder Years and Friends star is all grown up and will be having babies with his wife! David Schwimmer is going to be a celebrity father! The 90′s actor and his lovely wife Zoe Buckman, who wed in June in a private ceremony, will be first-time celebrity parents. Zoe Buckman, David Schwimmer’s wife, is […]
- Reese Witherspoon is Thinking More Kids in the Future!Superstar celebrity mother, Reese Witherspoon is currently dating Jim Toth, a hollywood agent (don’t break-up with this one, don’t bite the hand that feeds you Reese). The actress has recently confessed that she would like to expand her celebrity family in the future! These celebrities just love to reproduce! Reese Witherspoon shared: “I would love […]
- Jessica Simpson Wants Kids with Her New Fiance!Really famous person for being, well, famous, and for sometimes singing, Jessica Simpson just recently got engaged to her boyfriend of six months, Eric Johnson! Jessica Simpson has expressed that she really wants to start a celebrity family! Jessica Simpson said: “I definitely see myself having a family with Eric, so that’s exciting to think […]
- Kate Moss’ Celebrity Daughter is a “Mini-Me”!British Supermodel and celebrity mom, Kate Moss shares that her adorable daughter is just like her! Little eight-year-old Lila is apparently the exact same as her supermodel mom in that she dresses like her, she looks like her, and she even has the same personality. Kate even calls Lila her “mini-me”! She confesses: “Oh, it’s […]
- Former Bachelorette Jen Schefft Has Baby!Reality TV’s Jen Schefft, former Bachelorette, welcomed a precious reality star baby girl on Saturday Nov. 13! Jen Schefft and her husband Joe Waterman recently got married in May 2009 and this is the first reality TV child for the couple.The new sort-of-famous celebrity parents named their newborn daughter, Mae Elizabeth Waterman. Jen met Joe […]
- Jeffrey Tambor 66 Year Old Father to 5 Year Old Kids!Actor Jeffrey Tambor, known for his role in Arrested Development, is 66 years old and a young spirited father! Jeffrey is the father of four celebrity kids who are all under the age of 5. He also has an adult daughter named Molly, who is working as a teacher, from a previous marriage. Jeffrey and […]
- Paulina Rubio Welcomes Celebrity Baby Boy!That’s a cute banana! Celebrity mother banana now! Paulina Rubio and her hubby Nicolas Vallejo-Nagera finally say hello to their newborn celebrity baby boy! Little andrea Nicolas Vallejo-Nagera Rubio was born in Miami on November 14, 2010. This little famous tyke is the first child for the happy celebrity couple. The Latin singer tweeted on […]
- Hilary Duff Baby Bump Spotted Out in the Wild
Author Archives: Excessive Sweating
Andy Garcia: People Get Old, Start to Suck and Excessively Sweat Through Their Pink Golf Pants
Look at this sweaty motherf#!ker, he used to be the shit, he was in The Godfather series for the love of god. Look at him, just look at that spot of extreme sweating, this is what’s left of a kick-ass life in Hollywood. Sweating in your frick’n pink golf pants. Rad dude, rad. Link or [...]
Fierce and Sweaty, Meet Melanie Adams: Blonde Allison Stokke Minus the Evil Dad
We’ve truly found a sweaty national treasure, and her name is Melanie Adams and unless her dad or mother are kitten-stompers or works for the source-of-all-evil, Halliburton, they can’t be any worse than Allison Stokke’s father. This sensually sweaty young woman’s relationship to poles has taken her to high places and she seems to enjoy [...]
Abigail Clancy Makes Men Sweat Excessively While Whoring for Body Spray
Somethings are not to be understood, so it’s no use to sweat about them. One of these things is sexed-up sweaty British advertising. In a crowning achievement for mankind everywhere, Lynx, otherwise known as Axe in the United States, has had a long-running deodorant ad campaign that is just plain retarded. Granted, perspiring pretty girls [...]
90′s Supermodel is Like Totally Super Sweating
Blast from the fabulous past, super sweating Helena Christensen of supermodel yore, circa the 90′s, seems to suffer from excessive sweating in red. Honestly, we suffer from excessive sweating when we see Helena Christensen in red. The former Miss Denmark 1986, Helena Christensen was recently put back into the spotlight for being on her way [...]
People Magazine’s Excessively Sweatiest Man Alive: Matthew McConaughey
Can People Magazine suck more? We dare not think about it as this fine specimen of questionable sweaty celebrity is their Sexiest Man Alive. In his life-long role as sweaty and slightly gay frat-guy douche bag, Matthew McConaughey is the poor man’s male lead in every respect. Name a truly memorable role by this guy, [...]
Gary Busey Snorts Coke from Anything, Including Sweaty Dogs
One of our all-time personal heros is Gary Busey. The man has it all, he keeps himself dry and sweat free while on his pulpit preaching his way unto the world. No sweat Gary Busey has a sort of zen-like loud dignity to his presence. Blessed with an aging face that only a meth addict [...]
Sweaty Goth Clown, Kelly Osbourne Can’t Shake The Persistant Excessive Perspiration
Excessive sweating sufferer and gravity-challenged, Kelly Osbourne has the souls of mediocre rockers hidden inside her giant hair. It’s literally a graveyard of hair metal bands and jilted dreams circling around a vortex of white makeup, weight-loss schemes and past sweaty reality-TV glory. You didn’t know sweaty Kelly Osbourne was in Spaceballs, did you? Yes, [...]
Sporty Spice a Little Too Sporty, More Like Excessively Sweaty Sloppy-Seconds Spice
Armpit sweat challenged Melanie C, Mel C or otherwise known as Sporty Spice, has a bout of the performance underarm excessive sweating. Perhaps she’s sweating being constantly around Scary Spice or thinking about why the lone black Spice Girl is called Scary Spice in the first place… Maybe she should ask Eddie Murphy? Link or [...]
Rachel Stevens Excessively Sweats Even When Not Talking About Testicles
Sweaty Barbie doll and popstar bird, Rachel Stevens excessive sweats like she just found out that she has to do another Men’s Health commercial (Everyman Testicular Cancer Awareness campaign). Why are the UK versions of talentless popstars so charming and likable? And it’s not just the accent… Even if they’re all sweaty, they seem like [...]
Tom Hanks Destined to Sweat Away in Suburbia
Hairline-challenged, super-actor Tom Hanks gushes sweat in a bike ride around what is seemingly suburbia. Sweaty Tom hanks has been involved to this date in 18 films that have grossed over 100 million, bringing his total to around the 3.3 billion dollar amount. We’re perspiring heavily just thinking about that number. Link or Bookmark to: [...]
Plastic Boobs Galore, Jordan, Has a Some Excess Sweating Problems
Is that Jordan’s silicone implants leaking through her wet armpits? We don’t really understand the UK, or the relevance of the sweaty woman below, but we do know she’s some kind of famous and that she obviously has an excessive sweating problem, and to us, that’s all that matters. Okay, for us sweaty bloggers, the [...]
Jesse Metcalfe Excessively Sweats Through His Guido Shirt
Check, collared shiny club shirt, checked. Check blue jeans, checked. Check excessive sweating armpit, checked. Check wussy douchebag, checked. Pavement muncher, sweaty Jesse Metcalfe is your typical Hollywood douchebag, not an extraordinary douche bag, but a typical one. Better known as sweaty MILF meat from Desperate Housewives, Jesse Metcalfe exudes typical club guy. Pay attention [...]
Excessive Sweating Terror Reid Sweat Stains Dresses, The Horror, The Horror
Excessive sweating, Franken-Boob, Tara the Terror Reid, sweat stains dresses and basically performs the social equivalent of farting everywhere she goes… Simply charming, indeed Miss Reid. This little blonde, sweaty pimple on the face of the celebrity world has been popped for quite some time (not just talking about her botched boob job). What we’re [...]
Christopher Hitchens Sweats Like There’s No God
Godless, chubby, and excessively sweaty heathen Christopher Hitchens sweats like some kind of hell-bound demon in its last sweaty throes on earth. We love Christopher Hitchens even with his possible hyperhidrosis. In his interviews, there’s a whole lot of British condescension, a whole lot of drinking and a dash of wit that peppers Mr. Hitchens [...]
Sweaty Tribute to Fantastically Excessive Sweating Tennis Star: Anna Kournikova
Extremely sweaty but slightly better than mediocre tennis star, Anna Kournikova hasn’t been getting much if any attention lately. So we think it’s really the beginning of the end of her sweaty, glistening stardom. In some respects, it’s more of the end, but what a reflective, sweaty end it is… Link or Bookmark to: Hide [...]
The Other Hilary: Hilary Duff Sweats and Glows in the Other America
We have no idea, no idea whatsoever why sweaty, glistening Hilary Duff is a popstar rather than a stripper, well, we at Celebrity Sweating have some idea… It’s probably because sweaty teenage girls and boys are basically retarded adults with huge amounts of disposable income and that hot-perspiration-action, Hilary Dudd, can sing just generically enough [...]
Sweaty Chuck Norris Facts!
Here at Celebrity Sweating, we kind of feel a little vulnerable after being hacked last week (you sweaty bastards, whoever you are)… So we figured that if we siphoned off a little toughness off of Chuck Norris, and a lot of sweat, that we’d be alright. So here are some sweaty Chuck Norris facts! The [...]
British Soap-Star Charlie Brooks has Perspiration Problems
The Brits seem to live in a weird parallel, but similar universe compared to us Americans, but they have their share of excessive sweating celebrities… Meet sweaty Charlie Brooks: Perspiring Charlene Brooks was born in Barmouth, Gwynedd, Wales in 1981. At the age of 16, sweaty teenage Charlie Brooks moved to London to study acting, [...]
Holy Crap, Efren Ramirez Sweats Like a Dirty Sanchez
Armpit-sweating-challenged Efren Ramirez of Napolean Dynamite minor famedom is really sweating a lot for being a one hit wonder. Currently touring more as a celebrity dj than working in film or TV, Efren or Pedro, if you will, looks very likable here, however sweaty that he is… Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Pink Turns Dark Gray When Wet and Sweaty
Alecia Beth Moore, otherwise known as Pink, or seen here as a sweaty armpit gray, is still showing her white authenticity by breaking a major sweat. She’s such a hard wrapper that one. The excessively sweaty R&B star perspires like that freaky girl in the co-op that doesn’t wear antiperspirant and is constantly reading Karl [...]
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Obama Sweats Gracefully as Only Future Qualified Presidents Can