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Fashion-Challenged Billy Connolly Sweats Above the Kilt

Are old, rabid, angry and sweaty Scotsmen funny? If they’re excessive armpit sweating Billy Connolly they sometimes are. Two guys are talking and one says to the other: “What would you do if the end of the world was in 3 minutes time?” The other one says, “I’d sh*g everything that moved…What would you do?” [...]
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Beverley Knight Sweats Out the Funk

Sweaty Beverley Knight who’s an English soul and R&B singer, songwriter and producer was caught with a mini-sweat waterfull in her funky armpits. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Bai Ling Extra Sweaty Long Time

Bai Ling was reportedly drunk, excessively sweaty and out of control on a recent cruise. The sweaty Playboy model and actress has had a history of making scenes (mostly not sweaty) while being half-naked. She was said to be drunk, perspiration stained and out of control, which led to her being kicked out of the [...]
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Excessive Celebrity Sweating Top Ten List

So many celebrities, so much sweating to stop, something’s bound to burst. Often times, it’s the celebrities themselves that burst, turning into unwitting walking antiperspirant commercials. Thank god for shameless, sweat-documenting paparrazi, now if only the paparrazi started to date the celebrities, now that would be story (Britney Spears, we always knew you were ahead [...]
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Excessive Sweating is the Pits for Danielle Lloyd

We really don’t know much about Danielle Lloyd except that she’s a bad sweaty girl, but in a good way and that she most likely has hyperhidrosis (the medical term for excessive sweating). Miss England 2004, Danielle Lloyd, was of course stripped of her title (no pun intended) when it was found that she had [...]
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Sweaty Panic in the Armpits

Sweaty douchebags otherwise known as Panic at the Disco, recently held a press conference on January 10th in which their lead douche, Brendon Urie, had an excessive outburst of sweating sincerity. We all know that annoying boy bands will never die because hormonally-challenged sweaty teenage girls will always be hormonally-challenged sweaty teenage girls, and thus [...]
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More Excessively Sweaty Ridiculous Celebrity Moments in 2008!

Woo hoo! It’s motherfu@$’n 2008! We thought you’d never come… Frankly, we’re hungover and tired, and oddly enough, kinda sweaty. So much sweating in 2007, and so much Celebrity Sweating to come in 2008. There’s a lot of hope in 2008, even though there’s a recession/depressoin on the way, there’s also an election coming and [...]
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Miss Sweaty, If You’re Nasty

Miss Sweaty Jackson we’ve missed you. You and your ill-fated brother really brought something special to the music business (at times too special). So we welcome your return with a new album to our pop consciousness by showing some of the sweat and magic you’ve created throughout the years. Look at that glimmering six-pack, you [...]
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Sweaty Betty Does it Again

We’ve upgraded sweaty America Ferrera to everyones ‘one A.M. bar’ pick instead of two A.M, as in our previous America Ferrera post. It looks like she’s lost some weight, has a new haircut and is generally improving her lot. However, that pesky sweating problem seems to still be sweat staining her B-list celebrity life… Link [...]
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Eleven Perfect, Excessively Sweaty and Shiny Duplicates of the Same Model?

Some people will honestly do anything for your sweaty attention, like us, notice the perspiration starting, heartache inducing exhibit below: Feel like some lubed and sweaty soccer with eleven clones anyone? Everyone at the office sure does (yeah, there’s no such thing as NSFW – Not Safe For Work for the internet-illiterate, here at Celebrity [...]
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Hot Sweaty Kickboxing Britney Versus Crackhead Reality

In the ongoing trainwreck and freakshow that is sweaty Britney Spears, we offer this very hot set of sexy, sweating kickboxing Britney in a tribute to the popstar’s past that was so carefully constructed for us all. And if, for posterity’s sake you’d like to download the full size sexy sweating image set, click this [...]
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Excessive Perspiration and Post-Production, The Story of Jesse McCartney

There’s something about sweaty Jesse McCartney that reminds us of microwaved pizza leftovers, we can’t quite place it… We know that pizza juice comes to the top when you nuke it, sort of like Jesse’s excessive sweating, but that’s not fully it… Well, it will all probably get glossed over in post-production or Photoshop anyways, [...]
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Professional Arm Candy, Carmen Electra Sweats All By Herself

Sweaty Tara Leigh Patrick started her career with Prince, which of all the ways to start a career is probably one of the all time best ways. Prince told her to change her name to what we know today as Carmen Electra. Thus started the career of the professional perspiring hoochie. Is that fake booby [...]
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Leona Lewis Sweats the Bigtime

Sweaty Leona Lewis is really too likable to really say anything truly nasty about, so we’ll stick to talking about the excess sweating and the usual personal life and career chatter. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Alicia Keys Keeps the Door Open to Her Major Excessive Sweating

We have a suspicious feeling that sweaty Alicia Keys is some kind of Pop Frankenstein-like amalgamation of music stars of years past and present. Perspiring Alicia has the talent, in the general sense, and the pedigree, but we really think she’s the sweaty Borg of contemporary music. Alicia Keys songs sound okay in that soon [...]
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Little Richard Sweats Like a Big Dick Cheney

We couldn’t help giving this post any other title, afterall, Mr. Cheny is the biggest sweaty Dick of them all, and Little Richard or Richard Wayne Penniman, with hyperhidrosis or without, helped start modern music as we all know, love and hate it. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Mr. Sulu, George Takei Loves Really Sweaty Basketball Pros, Especially Tim Hardaway

With a Star Trek theme in the background, Mr. Sulu, George Takei, talks about his love for really sweaty pro basketball players in this YouTube clip: Homophobia, the sweat fetish and mass media, you really gotta love the combination. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Daniela Hantuchova Sweats Into Our Hearts

We really don’t have anything really to say about sweaty Daniela Hantuchova, except that her legs seem to go on into infinity and every time we look at her perspiration-wet legs, we feel like we’ve come back from the future and are exhausted, sweaty and hot from the time travel. All five foot and eleven [...]
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Sexually Ambiguous Mika’s Excessive Sweating Adds Some Juice to His Act

Power pop international sensation Mika shows the world he’s human after all with some excessive sweating in the pits. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Sweaty Halle Berry is a Type 1 Confused Perspiring Pregnant Lady

Sweaty and non-sweaty celebrities seem to have an endless supply of stupid quotes. If we could only harness this misguided and misplaced energy for good, we could do something like save dolphins! Excessively sweaty Halle Berry seems to be suffering from some sort of pregnancy madness as the often perspiring actress has been quoted saying [...]
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Bono Excessively Sweats Enough for All of U2

We’ve recently found this pic of Bono, who has a bout of the excessive armpit sweating, as you can also see from our previous needy Bono perspiration post. We just love to pic on sweaty faux socially conscious former arena rockstars. As you can see, Edge can control his sweat, but Bono, well, he’s sweating [...]
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