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Recent Pregnant Hollywood Celebrity Baby Posts- Hilary Duff Baby Bump Spotted Out in the WildExpectant celebrity mom-to-be, Hilary Duff and her celebrity baby bump, was spotted as the one-time, manufactured popstar made her way to the nail salon late last week. Hilary Duff was heading over to Bellacures nail salon, one of actress and singer’s favorite places to hang out in Studio City (Los Angeles). Hilary Duff has been […]
- Natlie Portman Debuts Celebrity Baby BumpBlack Swan star, Natalie Portman, has delivered a double-shot of happy news recently. The actress has confirmed around Christmas time that she is engaged and expecting her first child! Natalie and Benjamin Millepied, a choreographer, met on the set of Black Swan. What a nice way to start the year! Actually, 2011 will probably […]
- Celebrity Mom Reese Witherspoon is Getting Married Again!Actress Reese Witherspoon and her boyfriend Jim Toth are now engaged! Reese Witherspoon‘s representative shared that they are about to tie the not and are “extremely happy”. Jim Toth is a Hollywood agent and the Hollywood couple have been dating since the beginning of this year. So exciting to see another celebrity couple getting engaged […]
- David Schwimmer is Totally Going to Be a Celebrity Dad!The Wonder Years and Friends star is all grown up and will be having babies with his wife! David Schwimmer is going to be a celebrity father! The 90′s actor and his lovely wife Zoe Buckman, who wed in June in a private ceremony, will be first-time celebrity parents. Zoe Buckman, David Schwimmer’s wife, is […]
- Reese Witherspoon is Thinking More Kids in the Future!Superstar celebrity mother, Reese Witherspoon is currently dating Jim Toth, a hollywood agent (don’t break-up with this one, don’t bite the hand that feeds you Reese). The actress has recently confessed that she would like to expand her celebrity family in the future! These celebrities just love to reproduce! Reese Witherspoon shared: “I would love […]
- Jessica Simpson Wants Kids with Her New Fiance!Really famous person for being, well, famous, and for sometimes singing, Jessica Simpson just recently got engaged to her boyfriend of six months, Eric Johnson! Jessica Simpson has expressed that she really wants to start a celebrity family! Jessica Simpson said: “I definitely see myself having a family with Eric, so that’s exciting to think […]
- Kate Moss’ Celebrity Daughter is a “Mini-Me”!British Supermodel and celebrity mom, Kate Moss shares that her adorable daughter is just like her! Little eight-year-old Lila is apparently the exact same as her supermodel mom in that she dresses like her, she looks like her, and she even has the same personality. Kate even calls Lila her “mini-me”! She confesses: “Oh, it’s […]
- Former Bachelorette Jen Schefft Has Baby!Reality TV’s Jen Schefft, former Bachelorette, welcomed a precious reality star baby girl on Saturday Nov. 13! Jen Schefft and her husband Joe Waterman recently got married in May 2009 and this is the first reality TV child for the couple.The new sort-of-famous celebrity parents named their newborn daughter, Mae Elizabeth Waterman. Jen met Joe […]
- Jeffrey Tambor 66 Year Old Father to 5 Year Old Kids!Actor Jeffrey Tambor, known for his role in Arrested Development, is 66 years old and a young spirited father! Jeffrey is the father of four celebrity kids who are all under the age of 5. He also has an adult daughter named Molly, who is working as a teacher, from a previous marriage. Jeffrey and […]
- Paulina Rubio Welcomes Celebrity Baby Boy!That’s a cute banana! Celebrity mother banana now! Paulina Rubio and her hubby Nicolas Vallejo-Nagera finally say hello to their newborn celebrity baby boy! Little andrea Nicolas Vallejo-Nagera Rubio was born in Miami on November 14, 2010. This little famous tyke is the first child for the happy celebrity couple. The Latin singer tweeted on […]
- Hilary Duff Baby Bump Spotted Out in the Wild
Author Archives: Excessive Sweating
GAP Sweats Child Labor Again, as GAP Sweatshops are Slaveshops
What was once known as The Gap and now known simply as GAP, sweat their latest episode of unforgivably irresponsible globalism. It’s one thing for a giant corporation to be forced to save face by closing sweatshops after news spread of using child labor, sometimes child slave labor for the first time, but it’s a [...]
Johnny Borrell Sweats Bullets Singing Songs That are Vaguely About Stuff
We’re not experts about pop music that pretends to be “indie,” however we can’t help wondering why psuedo-controversial Johnny Borrell sweats so much when singing songs that are suppose to be about stuff, but really, doesn’t say anything worthwhile about that stuff. Panic in America, oh, oh, oh! Oh really? There is indeed trouble in [...]
Does Jessica Simpson Ever Sweat a Lot?
We’ve been searching them there internets for quite some time, and we just can’t find any pics of Jessica Simpson sweating a lot, like dark stains on the clothing sweating a lot. We’ve come to the conclusion that the whole Christian thing she’s got is just a cover for the fact that she’s some sort [...]
Please Somebody, Take it Off of the Shelf! More Sweaty Pics of Expired Cameron Diaz
She’s been the Kleenex filler of many a sweaty teenage boy and girl the world round, however, time and reality haven’t been so good for one excessively sweaty Miss Cameron Diaz. Yeah, that’s some kind of mean sweating problem. Katrina Diaz is kind of a disaster in real life… Oh Cameron, in the old days [...]
Serena Williams Has Perspiration Problems Off the Court
While the Williams Sisters are known for many things, bad fashion, family controversy, hardcore tennis, they’re not neccessarily known for their excessive perspiration, well, until today. Here is Serena I-dress-like-a blind-stripper Williams sweating it out in an unusually tasteful dress (must be sunday). Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Dolce & Gabbana Excessively Sweaty Rape Chic?
The strange combination of socialist propaganda poster aesthetics with a central focus on a possible pending sweaty gang rape baffles our senses and logic. However, luridly, we’re deeply in awe of the bravura and shamelessness of the Dolce & Gabbana advertising team (triumph through fascism?). The above beats Tom Ford’s sweaty porno advertising for shear [...]
Renee Zellweger Sweats the Gym Paparazzi
Renee Zellweger, high-paid blonde, romantic-comedy-filler gets caught sweating it after a gym session by a most eager and patient paparazzi. You had us at goodbye Renee, as we’re interested in the juicy post-gym photos, and not in the before the perspiration photos. At 38, Renee Zellweger just doesn’t glow anymore, unfortunately, she excessively sweats. Link [...]
Alec Baldwin’s Extreme Sweat at of All Things, A Billy Joel Concert
Alec Baldwin sweats more for Billy Joel than some people sweat in their life time. TMZ has the scoop on what appears to be sweaty Alec’s possible temporary hyperhidrosis. We aplogize for the not so clear pics (video capture from the web just isn’t the sweaty money shot). Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Excessively Sweaty Ashanti Wallpaper to Rule Them All
Ashanti sweats like she’s got some kind of perspiration problem. We heard hyperhidrosis is totally in this fall and by the looks of it, it’s still popular in the celebrity photoshoot circuit. We certainly aren’t complaining, in fact, we thought we’d share a little bit of our Jungle Fever and show off one of the [...]
Shannon Elizabeth Fades and Sweats Slowly Away in the Poker Circuit
Shannon Elizabeth may not have a sweating problem off camera, but she loves the sweating in a 3rd world country look on camera. We love that westerner in a hot, sweaty, poorer country look too, it gives us a happy ending every time. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Broken David Beckham Sweats the Galaxy
Is this 31 year old, Spice Girl impregnating stud, worth $25,000,000 over five years? Business wise, globally, probably yes. On the field, who cares? We prefer the sweaty violence and speed of American Football. Soccer’s just a lot of flirting and no scoring (kind of like an MIT mixer), and a lot of sweaty acting [...]
Tom Ford Sells Excessive Sweat, Sex and the Excessive Sweat Sex Smell?
Tom Ford leaves only the sweaty, sexy scent to the imagination, but if his new cologne smells anything like his images look, well everyone here at the office will be smelling like Tom Ford wants us to, (like excessively sweaty emaciated models with like, really good skin). Do Real Dolls sweat? Something about that image [...]
Extremely Sweaty Kelly Monaco, One More Time, Just Because We Can
So we were going through our sweaty files, and found more visual heartburn in perspiring, lubed Kelly Monaco. We have no idea why we didn’t post this amazing image the first time around, maybe we were afraid… We can barely write with this excessive sweating image of perfection defiantly staring at us. It’s just impossible [...]
Kelly Clarkson Excessively Sweats Her 15 Minutes of Fame
We just found this wobbly-armed photo of Kelly Clarkson glowing, but almost on the verge of excessive sweating. In its sixth season, American Idol’s popularity is certainly waning in the U.S. and so is Kelly Clarkson’s mysterious fame… According to USA Today which reported the Nielsen Soundscan statistics, sweaty Kelly Clarkson is waning in pop [...]
Sweating and Gaping Blonde Vortex Britney Spears Swallows Up Whole Award Shows
Oh Britney, why do we love to hate on your sweaty plump ass? There are really too many reasons, far too many. In one of the rare moments of Kanye West clarity (“George Bush Doesn’t Like Black People,” well duh) he says this of Britney Spears VMA perfromance: [MTV] they exploited Britney in helping to [...]
Bobby Brown Excessively Sweats the Oldies
Australia must be down under something, because they love them some sweaty Bobby Brown. You can’t hate on a man who’s singing for shared custody of his two teens. However, you can make fun of an overly perspiring crackhead who still thinks Bin Laden is after him. The following is in the New York Daily [...]
Sweaty Frat Boy Does not Equal Genghis Khan
We guess that you really have to be either retarded or Russian to think that this excessively sweaty white dude could possibly pass for Genghis Khan. Honestly, this former excessively perspiring Abercrombie & Bitch (really known for respecting Asians, note sarcasm) model was scheduled to be playing an Asian? Is there no shame left in [...]
Extremely Sweaty Gold Mess has a New Mascot in Beth Mattek
Good God, if that gold sweaty thing wasn’t chasing after tennis balls it would eat you and your entire family! Honestly, that was the first thought on all of our twisted minds when we saw the photo below of little known tennis pro, Beth Mattek. In quite possibly the worst photo of a relatively attractive [...]
Excessively Sweating Andy Dick Lives Up to the Name and Makes Out with Midwestern Boys
Still closeted comedian and actor, Andy Dick, was seen with excessive sweating all over his shirt and young midwestern gay boys all over his drunk ass. If Andy Dick was in GOP politics, this kind behavior would be normal, but in the celebrity world, getting all sweaty with young boys in the middle of no [...]
Maria Sharapova is a Fierce, Sweaty Terror on the Court but a Complete Snooze in Bed
The long and sweaty arm of the Maria Shrapova and Maroon 3.5 or 4 or 7 or whatever publicity machine, has spun into damage control overdrive like a cornered, sweaty pussy at Michael Vick’s house on dogfight night. Supposedly, the lead singer of Maroon 8 summed up making love to sweaty Maria Sharapova as a [...]
Why is Madonna Sweating?