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Britney Spears Sweats Like a Rotating Hog on Stick

Why do we love picking on sweaty, portly Britney Spears? Do we like to kick dogs when they’re down too? Yes, we do actually and Britney Spears is doggone a damn easy target y’all. She could be losing her little baby somethings to Mr. Federline after her baby’s nannies tell all at the custody trial. [...]
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Excessive Sweating Leads to Chinese Nerd’s Death

So we have to go with this excessive perspiration death story, it’s just too juicy to pass up and sometimes, celebrity can mean many different things. Besides, this comes from China and we really want to think globally with our Celebrity Sweating news. A twenty year old excessive sweater, known only as Wu, opened up [...]
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Celebrity Sweating the Badly Photoshopped YouTube Video?

Yeah, so we found this little gem of a DIY excessive sweating product promotional video on YouTube. The concept, Celebrity Sweating, was rather, how do you say in your country? Déjà vu oui? Familiar yes? We were like, why haven’t we made one of these Celebrity Sweating videos? Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Why is This Latino Man Sweating Excessively?

Marc Anthony, who’s J-Lo’s sweaty lover of the moment, just helped add to the list of Jennifer Lopez bombs. El Cantante is the Gigli of summer of 2007. The movie is universally panned, even by the Latino community itself. In an old pic of the married couple, Marc Anthony excessively sweats like he just got [...]
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Homer Simpson has Human Case of the Stress Sweating

The Simpsons Movie keeps on breaking records during one very sweaty box office summer. It opened with a $70 million domestic weekend, the strongest ever for an animated movie. Currently number 2 at the box office with $128 million domestic total after two weeks, The Simpsons Movie keeps kicking sweaty summer ass. During the pre-release [...]
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TomKat Totally Lets Go, Gets Excessive, Gets Freaky Sweaty

L. Ron Hubbard sent Tom Cruise a message telling the freaky ex-superstar to “stop using antiperspirants as they will ruin your career and little, microscopic life forms will feed off of your fame, reducing you to a washed up cult freak.” We think the message was sent a little late. Dancing like he’s up for [...]
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John Mayer Sweats Like a Man Who’s Life Means Something

Forget global warming, John Mayer’s excessive sweating could sink Great Britian. Somewhere, an American Indian is crying while John Mayer continues to score insecure girls of a mental age of 13. In all reality, the polar ice caps are less of a danger to the world than the bland, hope-killing music this guy creates. He’s [...]
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Truly Excessively Sweaty Pics of Dancing Playmate Kelly Monaco

Sweaty Kelly Monaco is a little miss April that could. Playmates seem to generally fizzle out, however Miss Monaco has had some real staying power. Not only can she flutter across our eyelids, but she can also dance like she’s got a score to settle with Jon the Baptist. Blessed with a figure that could [...]
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Useless, Consistently Sweating Brandon Davis is One Broke MoFo

Useless celebrity hangers-on, sweaty bear Brandon Davis bounces checks to Girls Gone Wild, now that’s low man. Sweaty Bear can often be spotted at events wearing guido-like leather jackets, all the while excessively sweating like he’s going through some new age colon and skin pore cleansing. It’s really quite incredible, Mr. Davis loves the sweaty [...]
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Paris Hilton’s Excess Jail Sweat to Be Autioned on Ebay

Just to follow our previous story about the commodification of celebrity sweating, we have a Spoof on stolen Paris Hilton excess sweat harvested from her fear induced perspiration soaked prison attire. A civilian contractor at the Los Angeles County Jail has collected several vials of tainted socialite Paris Hilton’s perspiration, and intends to auction them [...]
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Celebrity Sweating Cure for Male Pattern Loneliness?

We really wish we had thought of this perspiration video and the excessive sweating product. Bottling celebrity sweat is just something weird. However, the internets was made for this stuff. In the world of sweaty possibilities, all sweaty possibilities exist. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Maria Sharapova is a Shrieking, Sweating, and Bikini Triple Threat

Russian Tennis Babe, former number one female tennis star, and quite possibly the world’s highest paid athlete ($100 million per year), Maria Sharapova is really, just getting started (can’t even really have a drink yet in most states). Excessively sweating Maria also really doesn’t mind looking like a russian barbie doll, dipped in olive oil. [...]
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Excessive Degrees of Sweating Kevin Bacon

Squirt from the eighties, Kevin Bacon sweats excessively, in a moment of self-reflection. Sweaty Kevin Bacon’s six degrees away from everyone, so you’d think that he could get some fresh roles in Hollywood… Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Shia Labeouf Excessively Sweats and Transforms His Way Into Stardom

Sweaty Shia Labeouf, in spite of the name, is really gonnna be like super huge, even though he’s kind of a twerp, but an endearing twerp. He’s in this summer’s biggest movie (biggest moneymaker that is so far) and like, the kid is likeable. When’s the last time anyone has felt that way about any [...]
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Sweaty, Dirty Megan Fox and Computer Generated Transforming Robots Equals Box Office Gold

We knew that excessively sweating actress plus giant transforming computer generated warring robots is a winning box office formula, but we didn’t know Michael Bay and Stephen Spielberg knew. Transformers and their sexy sweating cast hauled in a $152 million domestic box office, which makes the cartoon based movie, the king so far of the [...]
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Ex-Supermodel Naomi Campbell Wishes it is Still the 90′s, Excessively Sweats About It

Oh Miss Campbell, it’s really too bad you’re becoming less and less significant, because you’re a celebrity blogger’s wet, sweaty dream. Throwing cell phones, threatening to throw people out of cars, punching Italian Actresses and beating assistants with Blackberries, we’re in love. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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UK Girl-Band Star, Kimberly Walsh Sweats Aloud

Maxim and FHM cover material, Kimberly Walsh loves to sweat it out, especially during shows. England likes to flood and so does Miss Walsh, especially when she’s on tour. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Morally Perfect Germans Won’t Let Sweaty Tom Cruise into their Untarnished Country

Completely sane, authentic and lovable, Tom Cruise sweats an embargo by the country of Germany. The Germans just don’t understand Scientology or why Tom Cruise is perspiring excessively lately (probably because his whole life is a frick’n sham?). Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Ghost of Romantic Comedies Past, Cameron Diaz Sweats Being Single

We know, we’ve used the title in a previous excessive perspiration post, but there really isn’t a better way to describe sweaty Cameron Diaz. What do you think of when you think of Cameron Diaz these days? What immediately comes to mind is she’s that Popstar’s unlikely ex-girlfriend and sweaty sex promoting aficionado. Secondly, she [...]
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The Horror, Jessica Biel Sweats Exessively on Screen

Not unaccustomed to the wet-look, Jessica Biel loves to look sweaty and frankly, we like it when she looks extra-lubed, especially in her own sweat and juices. Whether being chased by a chainsaw or being photographed for a magazine spread, Jessica Biel likes the look of having a sweating problem. Link or Bookmark to: Hide [...]
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All Excessive Perspiration and No Funk, Chris Martin Lets Loose

Gwyneth Paltrow’s baby’s daddy does the family’s share of sweating all by himself. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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