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Recent Pregnant Hollywood Celebrity Baby Posts- Hilary Duff Baby Bump Spotted Out in the WildExpectant celebrity mom-to-be, Hilary Duff and her celebrity baby bump, was spotted as the one-time, manufactured popstar made her way to the nail salon late last week. Hilary Duff was heading over to Bellacures nail salon, one of actress and singer’s favorite places to hang out in Studio City (Los Angeles). Hilary Duff has been […]
- Natlie Portman Debuts Celebrity Baby BumpBlack Swan star, Natalie Portman, has delivered a double-shot of happy news recently. The actress has confirmed around Christmas time that she is engaged and expecting her first child! Natalie and Benjamin Millepied, a choreographer, met on the set of Black Swan. What a nice way to start the year! Actually, 2011 will probably […]
- Celebrity Mom Reese Witherspoon is Getting Married Again!Actress Reese Witherspoon and her boyfriend Jim Toth are now engaged! Reese Witherspoon‘s representative shared that they are about to tie the not and are “extremely happy”. Jim Toth is a Hollywood agent and the Hollywood couple have been dating since the beginning of this year. So exciting to see another celebrity couple getting engaged […]
- David Schwimmer is Totally Going to Be a Celebrity Dad!The Wonder Years and Friends star is all grown up and will be having babies with his wife! David Schwimmer is going to be a celebrity father! The 90′s actor and his lovely wife Zoe Buckman, who wed in June in a private ceremony, will be first-time celebrity parents. Zoe Buckman, David Schwimmer’s wife, is […]
- Reese Witherspoon is Thinking More Kids in the Future!Superstar celebrity mother, Reese Witherspoon is currently dating Jim Toth, a hollywood agent (don’t break-up with this one, don’t bite the hand that feeds you Reese). The actress has recently confessed that she would like to expand her celebrity family in the future! These celebrities just love to reproduce! Reese Witherspoon shared: “I would love […]
- Jessica Simpson Wants Kids with Her New Fiance!Really famous person for being, well, famous, and for sometimes singing, Jessica Simpson just recently got engaged to her boyfriend of six months, Eric Johnson! Jessica Simpson has expressed that she really wants to start a celebrity family! Jessica Simpson said: “I definitely see myself having a family with Eric, so that’s exciting to think […]
- Kate Moss’ Celebrity Daughter is a “Mini-Me”!British Supermodel and celebrity mom, Kate Moss shares that her adorable daughter is just like her! Little eight-year-old Lila is apparently the exact same as her supermodel mom in that she dresses like her, she looks like her, and she even has the same personality. Kate even calls Lila her “mini-me”! She confesses: “Oh, it’s […]
- Former Bachelorette Jen Schefft Has Baby!Reality TV’s Jen Schefft, former Bachelorette, welcomed a precious reality star baby girl on Saturday Nov. 13! Jen Schefft and her husband Joe Waterman recently got married in May 2009 and this is the first reality TV child for the couple.The new sort-of-famous celebrity parents named their newborn daughter, Mae Elizabeth Waterman. Jen met Joe […]
- Jeffrey Tambor 66 Year Old Father to 5 Year Old Kids!Actor Jeffrey Tambor, known for his role in Arrested Development, is 66 years old and a young spirited father! Jeffrey is the father of four celebrity kids who are all under the age of 5. He also has an adult daughter named Molly, who is working as a teacher, from a previous marriage. Jeffrey and […]
- Paulina Rubio Welcomes Celebrity Baby Boy!That’s a cute banana! Celebrity mother banana now! Paulina Rubio and her hubby Nicolas Vallejo-Nagera finally say hello to their newborn celebrity baby boy! Little andrea Nicolas Vallejo-Nagera Rubio was born in Miami on November 14, 2010. This little famous tyke is the first child for the happy celebrity couple. The Latin singer tweeted on […]
- Hilary Duff Baby Bump Spotted Out in the Wild
Author Archives: Excessive Sweating
Brooke Hogan’s Transvestite Sweaty Leg Chic
Spawn of the Hulk, sweaty Brooke Hogan should of stayed on reality TV instead of launching her failed transvestite popstar tour. Dressing like she sold her normal clothes for crack because no one would pay for sex, Brooke Hogan not only needs a new stylist, but also some kind of fierce antiperspirant for her thunder [...]
Elisha Cuthbert, Captivating Buttered Up with Extra Sweat
Sweating like she’s got a killer problem, Elisha Cuthbert likes to perspire on camera. Horror teen star can’t get a major hit, but she’s got no problem sweating it out on film. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
No Doubt Gwen Stefani Pimps Her Excessive Perspiration
We’re big fans, they’re aren’t many people who can combine watered-down wonder bread Hip Hop with Cholla aesthetic sensibilities and excessive wrapper popstar sweating. Is this just empty pop music or postmodernism? Ispomo(postmodernism) if you will, just a form of cultural colonialism? Steal and repackage for the impressionable teenage masses? Eh, who cares, it’s just [...]
Alyssa Milano Wants to be the Exxon Valdez of Excessive Sweat Chic
Who’s the Boss Star, Turned B-Movie Actress, Alyssa Milano Loves to Look Extra Sweaty, like all the time, in almost everything she does. Is it a desperate last attempt at relevance? Fame through sweaty wetness? If you’re losing the war on mass consciousness, we guess you should try every single weapon in your arsenal, some [...]
Jack Nicholson is One Excessively Sweaty Bloated Banana
We love Jack Nicholson, even an absurdly sweating Nicholson, we really do, and we give you the following picture with the most sincere affection for the Jack, sweaty granpa mess that he is. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
The Sexy, Sweat-Stained Pole Vault Star; Allison Stokke, Her Immoral Daddy Lawyer and The Evil Internet Tubes
Oh, the internets they are a something, especially when it comes to sweat-inducing irony of the sordid kind. Meet ever perspiring Allison Stokke, she’s a sweaty upper middle class kid from Orange County, California. There’s a farce of TV show about where’s she’s from, what was the name of it again? Allison Stokke is quite [...]
Anne Hathaway Adds Excessive Perspiration to Her New Sexy Image
Anne Hathaway may not wear Prada, but certainly she should wear antiperspirant for her underarm excessive sweating. That kind of over sweating could drive a boyfriend away into the arms of another man, well, in her case, probably not (being impossibly cute does have its benefits). However, Anne Hathaway’s new sexy, sweaty image as evidenced [...]
Nicole Kidman Sweats Like a Full Grown Man
Nicole Kidman doesn’t need Tom Cruise, but she does need some major ‘down-under’ antiperspirant. We always thought she was an alien, but now, she might be human with all that excessive armpit sweating. Kidman does indeed sweat like a full grown man. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Unusual Suspect, Kevin Spacey has Enough Sweat for 7 Men
Straight as an arrow Kevin Spacey gives the big thumbs up recently to something, we don’t quite know what. Maybe he just saw Brad Pitt’s thighs in Troy. Likely reason as any for Kevin Spacey excessive perspiration. Or perhaps he’s sweating with excitement that they’re making sequels to The Usual Suspect and Seven. Link or [...]
Ugly Betty Spinoff: Sweaty Betty?
America Ferrera of Ugly Betty fame, is sweaty armpits Betty in ‘real life.’ Everyone’s ‘two A.M. bar’ pick, sweaty Betty is obviously not quite ready for true stardom. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Clueless Batgirl Loses to Slippery Villian, Armpit Sweating…
Plant killer Alicia Silverstone sweats vegan goodness out of her perspiring armpits. Harness the power of that celebrity vegan sweating, fill up your biodiesals! Who would of thought that Clueless Batgirl could be an alternative energy source. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Excessive Beyonce Knowles Sweats Her Babymaker
Has anyone ever asked the question whether brown spandex goes with fake diamonds and sweet-spot over-sweating? We seriously doubt that she has really thought about it either, we seriously doubt that Beyonce thinks about anything. We do know that she sweats about a lot of stuff however… Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Catwoman has Enough Sweat for Nine Armpits, Halle Berry Sweats Harvard
Halle Berry in a sequel to her bomb, Catwoman, has come up with Sweaty Pussy: Catwoman’s Revenge. We think it’s gonna be a big perspiring hit, it makes us sweat excessively just thinking about it. While accepting her award as Harvard’s Hasty Pudding WOMAN OF THE YEAR, Halle Berry got a little freaky on stage [...]
Cape Sweat, Juliette Lewis Fades Clumsily, Perspiring Into Obscurity
Juliette Lewis is fiercely sweating into major celebrity obscurity. A one time Hollywood ‘it’ girl, has some incredibly leaky armpits. Very much like the Salton Sea, Juliette Lewis’s career is a lifeless, salty wonder. How did it all come about? And how did it all go wrong? Now all that is left is a salty, [...]
There’s a Party in Lindsay Lohan’s Sweaty Pants?
We’re not quite sure what this is, but of course, we think it could be interesting (meaning it could be celebrity sweating). Or do we just like to point out her crotch like “The Socialite Life” says in their post. It’s most likely a spilt drink, but maybe Lindsay Lohan has a sweating problem? It’s [...]
What a Drunk and Sweaty Hassle: One Perspired and Drunk David Hasselhoff Gets Life Lessons from Young Daughter
Hairy and ridiculously sweating David Hasselhoff just can’t recover from the co-dependant relationship he had with his talking lower-level sports car, Kitt. Oh David, we know you’re going through some hard times, we too would like a benevolent GM built, supped up, working man’s Porsche with lasers covering our backs. But get over it, stop [...]
Underperformance Perspiration: Sweaty Tennis Star Goes Wild!
Russian ‘hot springs’ Anna Kournikova can release some major excessive sweating. For being a D-list tennis star, she works up a jaw-dropping level of sweat while losing match after match. Perhaps tennis is only secondary to releasing the enourmous amount of perspiration and fluids within, otherwise this blonde bombshell could perhaps explode. Warning, some of [...]
Fergie Gets All Sweaty When She’s Patriotic
We don’t exactly know who or what sweaty Fergie is saluting here, but we think she might be a tad bit nervous about it. We think the perspiration swamps that are underneath her arms are good indicators that ‘all’s not good in da hood.’ Fergie just has so many issues with her fluids. As reported [...]
Jessica Alba is a Sexy Sweaty Mess, But Victoria’s Secret Doesn’t Care…
Victoria’s Secret has proclaimed Jessica Alba (note the sweaty post-workout version of Jessica Alba below) as this years “sexiest actress.” We didn’t know she did any “acting.” Did you? However, she is quite fetching, even in all of her over perspiring glory. Jessica Alba, you will always be one of our favorite silver screen fillers. [...]
Ashlee Simpson, Part 2: Lip-Synching Sweat with Monstrous Tongue
Ashlee oh-my-god-my-boobs-will-never-be-big-enough Simpson just loves to taste the sweaty air around her. Yes, we are scared, impressed and intrigued by Ashlee Simpson’s tongue and her sweaty wetness as well. In this update to our recent Ashlee Simpson sweat-a-lot post, Miss Simpson shows us how truly charming she is: Ashlee, we know it’s tough to live [...]
Excessive Madonna, Sweats Excessively in Her Old Age