-
NOT JUST FOR EXCESSIVELY SWEATY CELEBRITIES:
-
Advanced Stretch Mark Cream
Vivaplex is the only stretch mark cream that uses a dual-action system incorporating both a lotion and a creme. This enables it to maximize the pH compatibility of all of its rich and healthy components.
Lotion & Creme
Recent Pregnant Hollywood Celebrity Baby Posts- Hilary Duff Baby Bump Spotted Out in the WildExpectant celebrity mom-to-be, Hilary Duff and her celebrity baby bump, was spotted as the one-time, manufactured popstar made her way to the nail salon late last week. Hilary Duff was heading over to Bellacures nail salon, one of actress and singer’s favorite places to hang out in Studio City (Los Angeles). Hilary Duff has been […]
- Natlie Portman Debuts Celebrity Baby BumpBlack Swan star, Natalie Portman, has delivered a double-shot of happy news recently. The actress has confirmed around Christmas time that she is engaged and expecting her first child! Natalie and Benjamin Millepied, a choreographer, met on the set of Black Swan. What a nice way to start the year! Actually, 2011 will probably […]
- Celebrity Mom Reese Witherspoon is Getting Married Again!Actress Reese Witherspoon and her boyfriend Jim Toth are now engaged! Reese Witherspoon‘s representative shared that they are about to tie the not and are “extremely happy”. Jim Toth is a Hollywood agent and the Hollywood couple have been dating since the beginning of this year. So exciting to see another celebrity couple getting engaged […]
- David Schwimmer is Totally Going to Be a Celebrity Dad!The Wonder Years and Friends star is all grown up and will be having babies with his wife! David Schwimmer is going to be a celebrity father! The 90′s actor and his lovely wife Zoe Buckman, who wed in June in a private ceremony, will be first-time celebrity parents. Zoe Buckman, David Schwimmer’s wife, is […]
- Reese Witherspoon is Thinking More Kids in the Future!Superstar celebrity mother, Reese Witherspoon is currently dating Jim Toth, a hollywood agent (don’t break-up with this one, don’t bite the hand that feeds you Reese). The actress has recently confessed that she would like to expand her celebrity family in the future! These celebrities just love to reproduce! Reese Witherspoon shared: “I would love […]
- Jessica Simpson Wants Kids with Her New Fiance!Really famous person for being, well, famous, and for sometimes singing, Jessica Simpson just recently got engaged to her boyfriend of six months, Eric Johnson! Jessica Simpson has expressed that she really wants to start a celebrity family! Jessica Simpson said: “I definitely see myself having a family with Eric, so that’s exciting to think […]
- Kate Moss’ Celebrity Daughter is a “Mini-Me”!British Supermodel and celebrity mom, Kate Moss shares that her adorable daughter is just like her! Little eight-year-old Lila is apparently the exact same as her supermodel mom in that she dresses like her, she looks like her, and she even has the same personality. Kate even calls Lila her “mini-me”! She confesses: “Oh, it’s […]
- Former Bachelorette Jen Schefft Has Baby!Reality TV’s Jen Schefft, former Bachelorette, welcomed a precious reality star baby girl on Saturday Nov. 13! Jen Schefft and her husband Joe Waterman recently got married in May 2009 and this is the first reality TV child for the couple.The new sort-of-famous celebrity parents named their newborn daughter, Mae Elizabeth Waterman. Jen met Joe […]
- Jeffrey Tambor 66 Year Old Father to 5 Year Old Kids!Actor Jeffrey Tambor, known for his role in Arrested Development, is 66 years old and a young spirited father! Jeffrey is the father of four celebrity kids who are all under the age of 5. He also has an adult daughter named Molly, who is working as a teacher, from a previous marriage. Jeffrey and […]
- Paulina Rubio Welcomes Celebrity Baby Boy!That’s a cute banana! Celebrity mother banana now! Paulina Rubio and her hubby Nicolas Vallejo-Nagera finally say hello to their newborn celebrity baby boy! Little andrea Nicolas Vallejo-Nagera Rubio was born in Miami on November 14, 2010. This little famous tyke is the first child for the happy celebrity couple. The Latin singer tweeted on […]
- Hilary Duff Baby Bump Spotted Out in the Wild
Author Archives: Excessive Sweating
Where Streets Have No Sweat, Bono Wants to Take Shelter from Himself
Thick pockets Bono, who’s band was once half of Ireland’s economy, is excessively sweating while talking to an old, rich white dude with money (probably). Oh Mr. Successful Capitalist, important old white dude, give my organization some money, please, and excuse my extreme arena rock sweating! Needy palms Bono, who has never been documented giving [...]
Grey’s Sweaty Anatomy, Katherine Heigl Highlights Her Assets
Dr. Izzy Stevens, Glamazon with intent, Katherine Heigl, has some leaky fun bags or some sweaty “sugar tits,” as everyone’s favorite creepy religious uncle, Mel Gibson likes to say. It’s like super tough to be at the Emmys and negotiate contracts with networks after you’ve become one of TV’s it girls. Word of wisdom girlfriend, [...]
Is Jessica Simpson Hiding Her Sweating with Big Sweaters?
US Magazine reports that last year, during the last throes of a sweaty, hot summer and the early beginnings of a warm fall, miss born to be desktop wallpaper, Jessica Simpson wore some rather curious clothes. What dare say, is Miss Simpson hiding? Well, after seeing her significance-seeking, antiperspirant-busting sister, Ashlee Simpson in concert, we [...]
Britney Spears Auditions for 3 Roles in a Modern Remake of the Adams Family
Retarded distant southern relative, who’s jail bait, excessively sweating “Cousin It” who’s pregnant and a meaningless “Uncle Fester” are the roles that are destined for sweaty, has-been Britney. Oh Britney, why must you constantly turn “white trash wins lottery” into a modern day ‘bible of fame?’ And you’d think, with unlimited money, time and means [...]
Snort Paris Hilton’s Sweat-Proof Armpits
In an update to our recent post, “Paris Hilton Really Likes Flaky White Stuff,” we’ve found this pic of the fiercely deodorized Hilton armpit. Weird party, huh Paris? There’s either an antiperspirant party in Paris Hilton’s armpits or this is Paris’ truly charming and inspired way of hiding her ‘Columbian.’ Coke makes us feel dry [...]
Ashlee Simpson Lip-Synching Sweat
Yes, I would I agree with those who think that Ashlee Simpson looks, like, really good here. One would almost say, ‘glowing’ rather then sweating… Some people can pull off a little excessive sweating here and there, especially those of us who are ‘paid to look good’. Lip-synching is like super hard dude, especially when [...]
Paris Hilton Really Likes Flaky White Stuff
As we have reported in our very first Celebrity Sweating post, Paris Hilton has a certain fear of sweating, specifically, other people’s perspiration (OPP if you want to be Hip Hop about it). But now it seems she really needs to pound the antiperspirant or deodorant on for fear of her very own perspiration. Oh [...]
Multi-Billion Dollar Fratboy Nerd Steve Ballmer Has a Sweating / Image Problem
Okay, so if you like have unlimited money and certainly, a lot of power, you’d think that you could control at least your sweating in public no? And certainly you could control your perspiration while talking to employees of one of the biggest companies in the world? Well, it seems when ‘over-lording’ over fellow nerds, [...]
Kelly Osbourne, Remember The Alamo?
‘What you say?’ does Kelly Osbourne have to do with the Alamo? Nothing really, except that her dad peed on the Alamo and caused ‘some kinda ruckus’ down there in Texas. We tried to think of something, really we did, for like a super long time… Anyways, Kelly Osbourne has some kinda sweating problem and [...]
Anna Kournikova Extreme Workout Sweat
Anna Kournikova should use her excess sweating in her first talent, guy magazine photo shoots. Psuedo tennis star, accidental celebrity Anna Kournikova was spotted recently after some sort of rigorous workout excessively sweating. The “talented” tennis underachiever can really let some fluids out. However, hot Russian heavy sweating is somewhat excused, she is an athlete, [...]
Britney Spears Leakage
Britney Spears just can’t keep anything inside. Britney’s “inner turmoil” is ‘busting out’ in every which way that is practically possible. We don’t think she needs a posh treatment center, she needs a spiritual physicist of sorts to get her sweating and wayward particles aligned and most importantly, contained. In an April of 2006 posting, [...]
The Sweaty Sex Emperor is Dead, Long Live The Sexy Back Biel
Sweaty sex scandal, maybe, more like sweaty sex cross-promotion. After reportedly exclaiming the merits of sweaty sex (which we whole-heartedly agree with), miss-ghost-of-romantic-comedies-past, has, how do you say? Been totally dumped. Ever since Sundance 07, people have been talking about make out sessions and condo adventures of one Miss Jessica Biel and one Mr. my-homophobic-friend-dresses-me [...]
A River Runs Through Fergie!
Fergie’s a body fluids terrorist in a post 9-11 world! Sweaty Pop Star Terror! Ferga-licious was sweaty-tastic at a recent concert as reported by many sources. Some say it was, gasp, pee. I speculate it’s an accumulation of some really heavy sweating. It’s really hard to dance, sing and rap, especially when some black guy [...]
Sweaty Green is the New Pink!
The hills are alive with the sound of heavy sweating! Blonde wrapper, uh, rapper Pink either has a problem lactating on stage or a nasty boob sweating problem… Either way, I think there’s star sweat up there in them there hills and tell you what, it ain’t pretty, it’s Pink. Pink reportedly got so ‘wrapped’ [...]
Antiperspirant Company’s Fantasy: Fantasia
She’s one excessively sweaty tootsie roll. Oh sweaty tootsie roll. Fantasia’s training for overly perspiring abject performer of the year. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Al Gore’s Most Inconvenient Truth, Sweat?
Al Gore’s got a perspiration problem, and the world is heating up. As reported by Jossip, the former vice president was giving a speech at a book signing when global warming took over Mr. Gore’s forehead, causing monsoon-like perspiration on his forehead and hands… Jossip later called Gore’s excessive sweating moment, “Brandon Davis-like.” Poor Al [...]
Paris Hilton Table-Top Dances to Stay Away from the Icky Sweating Masses!
Oh the poor sweating zombies, one sweatless, pathetic and soulless dance on table to rule them all! Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Sweating and Swearing, Alec Baldwin Smiles, Hiding the Ferocious Terror Within