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Paris Hilton Really Likes Flaky White Stuff

By Excessive Sweating | Published: April 2, 2007
As we have reported in our very first Celebrity Sweating post, Paris Hilton has a certain fear of sweating, specifically, other people’s perspiration (OPP if you want to be Hip Hop about it). But now it seems she really needs to pound the antiperspirant or deodorant on for fear of her very own perspiration. Oh [...]
Posted in Celebrity Sweating, Fear of Sweat, Paris Hilton, Tacky Sweat Prevention | 4 Comments

Multi-Billion Dollar Fratboy Nerd Steve Ballmer Has a Sweating / Image Problem

By Excessive Sweating | Published: March 29, 2007
Okay, so if you like have unlimited money and certainly, a lot of power, you’d think that you could control at least your sweating in public no? And certainly you could control your perspiration while talking to employees of one of the biggest companies in the world? Well, it seems when ‘over-lording’ over fellow nerds, [...]
Posted in Angry Nerd Ape Sweat, Celebrity Sweating, Corporate Perspiration, Microsoft CEO Sweat, Nerd Sweating, Steve Ballmer Perspiration | 3 Comments

Kelly Osbourne, Remember The Alamo?

By Excessive Sweating | Published: March 26, 2007
‘What you say?’ does Kelly Osbourne have to do with the Alamo? Nothing really, except that her dad peed on the Alamo and caused ‘some kinda ruckus’ down there in Texas. We tried to think of something, really we did, for like a super long time… Anyways, Kelly Osbourne has some kinda sweating problem and [...]
Posted in Celebrity Excessive Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Expensive Sweating, Inconvenient Sweating, Kelly Osbourne Sweating, Ruining Clothes, Sweaty Star | 8 Comments

Anna Kournikova Extreme Workout Sweat

By Excessive Sweating | Published: March 21, 2007
Anna Kournikova should use her excess sweating in her first talent, guy magazine photo shoots. Psuedo tennis star, accidental celebrity Anna Kournikova was spotted recently after some sort of rigorous workout excessively sweating. The “talented” tennis underachiever can really let some fluids out. However, hot Russian heavy sweating is somewhat excused, she is an athlete, [...]
Posted in Anna Kournikova Sweating, Celebrity Athlete Sweating, Celebrity Excessive Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Russian Tennis Star Sweat | 4 Comments

Britney Spears Leakage

By Excessive Sweating | Published: March 19, 2007
Britney Spears just can’t keep anything inside. Britney’s “inner turmoil” is ‘busting out’ in every which way that is practically possible. We don’t think she needs a posh treatment center, she needs a spiritual physicist of sorts to get her sweating and wayward particles aligned and most importantly, contained. In an April of 2006 posting, [...]
Posted in Britney Spears Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Inconvenient Sweating, Sweaty Boobs, Sweaty Star | 3 Comments

The Sweaty Sex Emperor is Dead, Long Live The Sexy Back Biel

By Excessive Sweating | Published: February 6, 2007
Sweaty sex scandal, maybe, more like sweaty sex cross-promotion. After reportedly exclaiming the merits of sweaty sex (which we whole-heartedly agree with), miss-ghost-of-romantic-comedies-past, has, how do you say? Been totally dumped. Ever since Sundance 07, people have been talking about make out sessions and condo adventures of one Miss Jessica Biel and one Mr. my-homophobic-friend-dresses-me [...]
Posted in Celebrity Sweating, Performance Sweating, Sweaty Activities, Sweaty Sex | 4 Comments

A River Runs Through Fergie!

By Excessive Sweating | Published: January 22, 2007
Fergie’s a body fluids terrorist in a post 9-11 world! Sweaty Pop Star Terror! Ferga-licious was sweaty-tastic at a recent concert as reported by many sources. Some say it was, gasp, pee. I speculate it’s an accumulation of some really heavy sweating. It’s really hard to dance, sing and rap, especially when some black guy [...]
Posted in Celebrity Excessive Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Fergie Sweating, Inconvenient Sweating, Performance Sweating, Star Hyperhidrosis | 4 Comments

Sweaty Green is the New Pink!

By Excessive Sweating | Published: January 19, 2007
The hills are alive with the sound of heavy sweating! Blonde wrapper, uh, rapper Pink either has a problem lactating on stage or a nasty boob sweating problem… Either way, I think there’s star sweat up there in them there hills and tell you what, it ain’t pretty, it’s Pink. Pink reportedly got so ‘wrapped’ [...]
Posted in Celebrity Excessive Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Inconvenient Sweating, Pink Perspiration, Star Hyperhidrosis, Sweaty Boobs | 4 Comments

It’s HOT in the O.C., Even When You’re in New York – Mischa Barton Sweats…

By Excessive Sweating | Published: January 15, 2007
Mischa Barton heavily sweats because she knows her career is over before it’s ever really begun. Celebrity handler? Not even a babysitter for celebrities could fix your career, it’s like totally over. Mischa Barton was wetter than a Slip’n'Slide in New York, but I seriously doubt she was as much fun (but probably gets more [...]
Posted in Celebrity Excessive Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, OC Sweating, Star Hyperhidrosis | 4 Comments

Antiperspirant Company’s Fantasy: Fantasia

By Excessive Sweating | Published: January 12, 2007
She’s one excessively sweaty tootsie roll. Oh sweaty tootsie roll. Fantasia’s training for overly perspiring abject performer of the year. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Posted in Celebrity Excessive Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Fantasia Sweating, Inconvenient Sweating | 3 Comments

Al Gore’s Most Inconvenient Truth, Sweat?

By Excessive Sweating | Published: January 10, 2007
Al Gore’s got a perspiration problem, and the world is heating up. As reported by Jossip, the former vice president was giving a speech at a book signing when global warming took over Mr. Gore’s forehead, causing monsoon-like perspiration on his forehead and hands… Jossip later called Gore’s excessive sweating moment, “Brandon Davis-like.” Poor Al [...]
Posted in Al Gore Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Inconvenient Sweating | 2 Comments

Paris Hilton Table-Top Dances to Stay Away from the Icky Sweating Masses!

By Excessive Sweating | Published: January 9, 2007
Oh the poor sweating zombies, one sweatless, pathetic and soulless dance on table to rule them all! Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Posted in Celebrity Excessive Sweating, Fear of Sweat, Paris Hilton, Table Dancing | 7 Comments

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