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Recent Pregnant Hollywood Celebrity Baby Posts- Hilary Duff Baby Bump Spotted Out in the WildExpectant celebrity mom-to-be, Hilary Duff and her celebrity baby bump, was spotted as the one-time, manufactured popstar made her way to the nail salon late last week. Hilary Duff was heading over to Bellacures nail salon, one of actress and singer’s favorite places to hang out in Studio City (Los Angeles). Hilary Duff has been […]
- Natlie Portman Debuts Celebrity Baby BumpBlack Swan star, Natalie Portman, has delivered a double-shot of happy news recently. The actress has confirmed around Christmas time that she is engaged and expecting her first child! Natalie and Benjamin Millepied, a choreographer, met on the set of Black Swan. What a nice way to start the year! Actually, 2011 will probably […]
- Celebrity Mom Reese Witherspoon is Getting Married Again!Actress Reese Witherspoon and her boyfriend Jim Toth are now engaged! Reese Witherspoon‘s representative shared that they are about to tie the not and are “extremely happy”. Jim Toth is a Hollywood agent and the Hollywood couple have been dating since the beginning of this year. So exciting to see another celebrity couple getting engaged […]
- David Schwimmer is Totally Going to Be a Celebrity Dad!The Wonder Years and Friends star is all grown up and will be having babies with his wife! David Schwimmer is going to be a celebrity father! The 90′s actor and his lovely wife Zoe Buckman, who wed in June in a private ceremony, will be first-time celebrity parents. Zoe Buckman, David Schwimmer’s wife, is […]
- Reese Witherspoon is Thinking More Kids in the Future!Superstar celebrity mother, Reese Witherspoon is currently dating Jim Toth, a hollywood agent (don’t break-up with this one, don’t bite the hand that feeds you Reese). The actress has recently confessed that she would like to expand her celebrity family in the future! These celebrities just love to reproduce! Reese Witherspoon shared: “I would love […]
- Jessica Simpson Wants Kids with Her New Fiance!Really famous person for being, well, famous, and for sometimes singing, Jessica Simpson just recently got engaged to her boyfriend of six months, Eric Johnson! Jessica Simpson has expressed that she really wants to start a celebrity family! Jessica Simpson said: “I definitely see myself having a family with Eric, so that’s exciting to think […]
- Kate Moss’ Celebrity Daughter is a “Mini-Me”!British Supermodel and celebrity mom, Kate Moss shares that her adorable daughter is just like her! Little eight-year-old Lila is apparently the exact same as her supermodel mom in that she dresses like her, she looks like her, and she even has the same personality. Kate even calls Lila her “mini-me”! She confesses: “Oh, it’s […]
- Former Bachelorette Jen Schefft Has Baby!Reality TV’s Jen Schefft, former Bachelorette, welcomed a precious reality star baby girl on Saturday Nov. 13! Jen Schefft and her husband Joe Waterman recently got married in May 2009 and this is the first reality TV child for the couple.The new sort-of-famous celebrity parents named their newborn daughter, Mae Elizabeth Waterman. Jen met Joe […]
- Jeffrey Tambor 66 Year Old Father to 5 Year Old Kids!Actor Jeffrey Tambor, known for his role in Arrested Development, is 66 years old and a young spirited father! Jeffrey is the father of four celebrity kids who are all under the age of 5. He also has an adult daughter named Molly, who is working as a teacher, from a previous marriage. Jeffrey and […]
- Paulina Rubio Welcomes Celebrity Baby Boy!That’s a cute banana! Celebrity mother banana now! Paulina Rubio and her hubby Nicolas Vallejo-Nagera finally say hello to their newborn celebrity baby boy! Little andrea Nicolas Vallejo-Nagera Rubio was born in Miami on November 14, 2010. This little famous tyke is the first child for the happy celebrity couple. The Latin singer tweeted on […]
- Hilary Duff Baby Bump Spotted Out in the Wild
Author Archives: Excessive Sweating
Disney’s Sweaty Flash in the Pan: Demi Lovato
Capitalism, it never ends, except when it does (Louisiana? Anyone?). So there’s always more crappy products to buy and more stupid teenage Disney leftovers to sell. Enter sweaty Demi Lovato. Someone get the new model out, this copy is already expired. A shiny, pampered, useless, excessive sweating mess of mediocrity singing meaningless lyrics into a placated [...]
Keith Flint, Sweating Starter!
Sweaty dancer turned vocalist, turned British celebrity, Keith Flint has lived a charmed life, not always starting with fire… Recently excessive sweating Keith Flint has tried to go solo with several side projects, including the bands Flint and Clever Brains Fryin’. However, the perennially insane-looking Keith Flint only had one commercial release from these projects [...]
Jessica Alba Award Winning Excessive Sweating
Does Jessica Alba always excessively sweat when at award shows? The question should really be, ‘Why is Jessica Alba at award shows?’ Cause, she ain’t winning no awards no time. Sure’nough. Jessica Alba, the actress that does not act… So much beauty, sweating, so very little talent. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Aged Sweaty Jack Nicholson, A Classic With Timeless Class
Why is this man sweating profusely? He’s tired fool. This man has had more good roles and performances than all of West Hollywood, Silver Lake and Los Feliz combined! (Yes, we know, an insider Los Angeles joke, we went there…) What does Jack Nicholson do on a boat? He parties you idiot. What else do [...]
Jessica Simpson Sweats Into PG-13
Every single light is on, but no one’s home, Jessica Simpson is so everything and so nothing. Ah, there’s $100,000 worth of philosophy degree right there, at work! What can we say? There are sweaty boobs with a dash of nipple slip for flavor, and we’re reporting on it, because hey, it’s sweaty Jessica Simpson! [...]
Sweaty Kerry Katona, A British Britney
We don’t know too much about sweaty Kerry Katona, other than she’s sort of like a British Britney, except probably more intelligent, with worse luck than Britney and she marries cab drivers, which is sort of charming… But she sweats a lot, so it’s open season for us… Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Steve Carell Sweats the Funny Fame
Hello funny-face McGee. We wonder if Steve Carell only makes that face when is armpits are drenched with sweating? He’s got so many funny faces, it’s really hard to keep track. Steve Carell is currently working on a remake of a Peter Sellers film The Bobo and we’re sweaty with anticipation. Oh, just look at [...]
Blake Lively Excessive Sweating Face New Source of Energy
We’ve never seen a full episode of Gossip Girl, do we ever want to? Maybe… Are we thankful that it brought us very genetically gifted and excessively sweaty Blake Lively? Yes, definitely. Just look at that talent! There’s solar power in that head of hers… That excessive face sweating can reflect lasers! Link or Bookmark [...]
Fantastic Nick Nolte Excessive Sweating: No Spring Daisy
Oh lordy, if excessive sweating Nick Nolte and Gary Busey formed a union, they’d have a monopoly on crazy, sweaty white guys in Hollywood. And we’d totally be okay with that. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Excessively Sweaty George Clooney Basketball with Hipster Mustache
We love the excessive sweating George Clooney, or any George Clooney for that matter… Really, how could you not? Sweaty George Clooney was up for an Oscar for Up in the Air, and voted for someone else! That’s right, he voted for Jeff Bridges for his performance in Crazy Heart. Oh sweaty George Clooney, your [...]
Amy Winehouse Alien Armpit and Excessively Sweaty Boyfriend
Kill it with fire! Nuke it from orbit! Amy Winehouse’s no sweat armpit has an alien protrusion! We think it could be the antichrist. Hide the children. What is that thing? Is it sentient? Is it a drug stash? Amy Winehouse who’s infamous for her off-stage pursuits, and famous for her on stage sweaty performances, [...]
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Jude Law as Hamlet: To Sweat or Not to Sweat
To wear antiperspirant or not to wear antiperspirant. These are troubling times indeed, excessively sweaty Jude Law. Back in December of 2009, a wee actor named Jude Law was doing Hamlet on Broadway, while his movie Sherlock Holmes was to debut a month or so later and he was set to have another child. Both [...]
Excessive Sweating Rihanna Isn’t So GQ with Her Personal Trainer
We love it Rihanna that you’re still steaming up the world. You, your dancing, your music and your excessive sweating, are all quite the thing to behold. But you have to pay your people baby… Rihanna’s incredible, sweaty body isn’t free y’all! In fact, Rihanna is in a bit of a legal bind with a [...]
Brah Inspiration, Owen Wilson Rackets Up the Sweating
Oh Wes Anderson darling, sweaty Owen Wilson, you have that natural talent of playing you, so well… Because in every movie, you’re basically that guy, Owen Wilson, yeah, that guy again. That guy with the oddly mesmerizing nose. But it’s really okay, because your one character is really sort of charming. Yeah, really, it’s no [...]
Chubby Mariah Carey Sweating into Obscurity Finally
Where have all the Cinderella’s gone? Cinderella’s story ended early (you never got to find out what happened after the Prince marries Cinderella), and if they made sequels, the story would probably end up like mimicking Mariah Carey’s life. For realz dawg. Sweat life. Sweat life. What really is sweaty Mariah Carey’s appeal? Sure, great [...]
Desperate Teri Hatcher Sweating: Sweat-Stained Cougar Action
Sweaty cougar roar! Former NFL cheerleader, and currently a desperate housewife, a role suited for sweaty Teri Hatcher, as art copies real life, is found excessive sweating her way out of the sexy-face. If you’re going to make a sexy-face, make sure your fluids, especially your sweat, are contained, just say’n. We’re not haters, actually, [...]
Mario Lopez, Zero Personality, Plenty of Sweating
If sweaty pecs could talk, Mario Lopez would have a real career. However, we have to say, he’s a great piece of excessively perspiring beefcake. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
“How Do You Know” About Reese Witherspoon Excessive Perspiration?
We see you there excessive sweating Reese Witherspoon, and we love it. Are you working out with your Californian sorority sister? No, you’re the on set of your new movie, How Do You Know?, in Washington D.C. We can’t really hate-on-you, you’ve provided so much joy in an otherwise bleak and sweaty celebrity world. Sweating [...]
No, It’s Not a Monster from Labyrinth: It’s Sweaty Fame Monster Lady Gaga
Okay, we know, Lady Gaga isn’t really all that excessively sweaty in any of these photos, and we’re super bummed about that, we are… But we just sort of wanted to talk about not too sweaty Lady Gaga and our love-hate relationship with her. We get that as an urban private school kid, you can’t [...]
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Tiger Woods Sweating Over Wife Wanting 3 Quarters of a Billion