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Recent Pregnant Hollywood Celebrity Baby Posts- Hilary Duff Baby Bump Spotted Out in the WildExpectant celebrity mom-to-be, Hilary Duff and her celebrity baby bump, was spotted as the one-time, manufactured popstar made her way to the nail salon late last week. Hilary Duff was heading over to Bellacures nail salon, one of actress and singer’s favorite places to hang out in Studio City (Los Angeles). Hilary Duff has been […]
- Natlie Portman Debuts Celebrity Baby BumpBlack Swan star, Natalie Portman, has delivered a double-shot of happy news recently. The actress has confirmed around Christmas time that she is engaged and expecting her first child! Natalie and Benjamin Millepied, a choreographer, met on the set of Black Swan. What a nice way to start the year! Actually, 2011 will probably […]
- Celebrity Mom Reese Witherspoon is Getting Married Again!Actress Reese Witherspoon and her boyfriend Jim Toth are now engaged! Reese Witherspoon‘s representative shared that they are about to tie the not and are “extremely happy”. Jim Toth is a Hollywood agent and the Hollywood couple have been dating since the beginning of this year. So exciting to see another celebrity couple getting engaged […]
- David Schwimmer is Totally Going to Be a Celebrity Dad!The Wonder Years and Friends star is all grown up and will be having babies with his wife! David Schwimmer is going to be a celebrity father! The 90′s actor and his lovely wife Zoe Buckman, who wed in June in a private ceremony, will be first-time celebrity parents. Zoe Buckman, David Schwimmer’s wife, is […]
- Reese Witherspoon is Thinking More Kids in the Future!Superstar celebrity mother, Reese Witherspoon is currently dating Jim Toth, a hollywood agent (don’t break-up with this one, don’t bite the hand that feeds you Reese). The actress has recently confessed that she would like to expand her celebrity family in the future! These celebrities just love to reproduce! Reese Witherspoon shared: “I would love […]
- Jessica Simpson Wants Kids with Her New Fiance!Really famous person for being, well, famous, and for sometimes singing, Jessica Simpson just recently got engaged to her boyfriend of six months, Eric Johnson! Jessica Simpson has expressed that she really wants to start a celebrity family! Jessica Simpson said: “I definitely see myself having a family with Eric, so that’s exciting to think […]
- Kate Moss’ Celebrity Daughter is a “Mini-Me”!British Supermodel and celebrity mom, Kate Moss shares that her adorable daughter is just like her! Little eight-year-old Lila is apparently the exact same as her supermodel mom in that she dresses like her, she looks like her, and she even has the same personality. Kate even calls Lila her “mini-me”! She confesses: “Oh, it’s […]
- Former Bachelorette Jen Schefft Has Baby!Reality TV’s Jen Schefft, former Bachelorette, welcomed a precious reality star baby girl on Saturday Nov. 13! Jen Schefft and her husband Joe Waterman recently got married in May 2009 and this is the first reality TV child for the couple.The new sort-of-famous celebrity parents named their newborn daughter, Mae Elizabeth Waterman. Jen met Joe […]
- Jeffrey Tambor 66 Year Old Father to 5 Year Old Kids!Actor Jeffrey Tambor, known for his role in Arrested Development, is 66 years old and a young spirited father! Jeffrey is the father of four celebrity kids who are all under the age of 5. He also has an adult daughter named Molly, who is working as a teacher, from a previous marriage. Jeffrey and […]
- Paulina Rubio Welcomes Celebrity Baby Boy!That’s a cute banana! Celebrity mother banana now! Paulina Rubio and her hubby Nicolas Vallejo-Nagera finally say hello to their newborn celebrity baby boy! Little andrea Nicolas Vallejo-Nagera Rubio was born in Miami on November 14, 2010. This little famous tyke is the first child for the happy celebrity couple. The Latin singer tweeted on […]
- Hilary Duff Baby Bump Spotted Out in the Wild
Author Archives: Excessive Sweating
Find Your Seat Usher and Chill Out, You Be Sweating Like Michael Jackson’s Doctor
Excessively Sweaty Usher is the type of guy you risk your life for, just ask his liposuction victim of an ex-wife (also his baby momma, Tameka Foster). If you got the extra baggage and you’re flying first class, you’re not going to be flying too long with Usher, and that’s a sweaty True Hollywood Story. Perspiration [...]
Scarlett Johansson Stops the Press with Excessive Perspiration
Sweaty Scarlett Johansson shows that it’s a lot of hard work being almost perfect, sometimes you leak out some excessive perspiration… What’s a politically active and sex symbol to do? Antiperspirant? “I would like to say among celebrities, their needs to be some sort of antiperspirant relief fund” We couldn’t agree more Mrs. Reynolds (Scarlett [...]
Alec Baldwin: Sweating Enough for All Baldwins Everywhere
We have the love for excessive sweating Alec Baldwin. Who wouldn’t? Great sweaty actor with huge range and real emotion, who also is politically active in an honest, well-thought-out way. We even love the excessive sweating Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock? Amazing. “Hey Buddy, see this water bottle? Yeah, in two seconds it’s gonna be on [...]
Danny Bonaduce: Man Boob Excessive Sweating
Sweaty Danny Bonaduce (what a douche he), isn’t just a Ed Hardy customer, he is the core demographic for douche bag clothing everywhere! “Yo brah, you got that in pink?” In the picture on the left, sweaty boobs Danny Bonaduce could be on a casting call for the next Gremlins (the resemblance to the gremlins [...]
Gwyneth Paltrow SAG Excessive Sweating
Impossibly cute at times, but never quite sexy, sweaty Gwyneth Paltrow has made a career out of starring in small movies that no one goes to see, except the occasional, sweaty, and pimply indie film geek of course (but they’ll go see anything). Excessive sweating boobies Gwyneth Paltrow always plays the same sort of girl, [...]
Hilary Swank Cyborg Excessive Sweating
Is excessively perspiring Hilary Swank looking like a cyborg ambassador for the upcoming human-robot war below? Yes, and we’re not sure if it’s a good look… “Fierce” isn’t quite the the right word, attractively menacing? Is she looking for John Conner? Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Ashton Kutcher Sweating the Jungle: Watch Out for Cougars!
Giant pink, excessive sweating, goofy man spotted in wild. Approach with caution and beware of cougar nearby… Ashton Kutcher isn’t just the sweaty victim of a cougar mauling, he’s also starring in the new movie, Valentine’s Day. The one time male model, who has a last name that sounds like female genitalia (yeah, a lady’s [...]
Eva Mendes: Excessive Sweating Done Right!
If excessive sweating Eva Mendes was a mineral, humans would would wipeout civilizations full of ten-feet-tall blue people to get to it. Yes, we’re still Avat-tarded… All our metaphors are still on Pandora! Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Marc Anthony: Sweaty Latino Steve Buscemi, Breaks All Antiperspirants
“Say hello to my excessively sweaty armpits!” Sweaty Marc Anthony’s armpits are a crime against humanity. Anyone have the International Criminal Court at The Hague’s phone number? We think Marc Anthony has been waterboarding Jennifor Lopez’s ex-boyfriends with his armpits… Serious. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Tom Cruise: Sweating Like His Life has Meaning
Sweaty Tom Cruise, owner of the deepest, darkest closet in human history, is excessive sweating something awful here. It’s as if there’s a real person inside of Tom Cruise, sweating to get out! Sweating Tom Cruise is proof that there are honest, down-to-Earth people who follow the true values of what America is, still working [...]
Excessive Sweating Criminal: Jude Law
Oh what a shame Watson! Being defeated by 3D blue people! Totally Avat-tarded! Oh, there you go Watson, excessive sweating all over the damn place, bloody hell! Judy Law excessive sweats like it’s totally in fashion brah, totes! Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Sweat Stain of Mediocrity: Kate Hudson is the Perspiration Pits
Sweaty Kate Hudson, why do you still exist in media? We have no idea. Everything about you is like so blah! You even agree with us that you’re about as exciting as mauve wallpaper. Sweaty Kate Hudson’s own words about seeing herself on screen: “gets cold… shakes and… sweats” That people still give you roles [...]
Jessica Biel Sweat-Smell-Proof Antiperspirant Armpits
Not-so-funny, more like pathetic, unexplained Hollywood phenomenon, Adam Sandler, who keeps on making horrible movies (except Punch Drunk Love) takes a deep inhale into the Jessica Biel antiperspirant secured no sweat armpit. Ain’t no sweat in those muscle arms! Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Ashley Jones: Bold and Beautiful Excessive Sweating
Bold and beautiful Ashley Jones just can’t can’t stop here excessive perspiration from ruining her almost perfect red carpet pose. And it’s weird, because she’s not exactly The Young and the Restless anymore, girfriend’s 33 now (but she’s still hot and sweaty enough to make use feel young and restless!). Armpit sweat disaster Ashley Jones [...]
Godfather of Sweating: Hello from Richard Simmons
Merry Christmas you sweating news freaks! We love you and hope you have the best holiday season ever… Milton Teagle Simmons, otherwise known as permanently excessively sweaty Richard Simmons, is some kind of happy monster of necessity. If sweaty Richard Simmons didn’t exist, there would need to be some sort of drug we can all [...]
Rihanna Sweating Herself So Hard
Sweaty armpits Robyn Rihanna Fenty, you are every bit a vision of loveliness, talent and perspiration. You go girl. You went far girl. And thank god you went far from has been Chris Brown. Get some antiperspirant for that excessive sweating yo, you’re gonna sweat stain that silk! Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Talented Actor Tobey Maguire Sweats the Cycling and Robot Movies
Look at Spidey! All excessively sweaty like and dejected like he just got passed by Lance Armstrong in the Tour de France. Poor guy, yeah, we were disappointed by Spiderman 3 too! But Spiderman and Spiderman 2 were so good, it almost makes up for the sweaty mess of a collapse that is [...]
Sweaty Traveling Salesman Tiger Woods Loses His Balls
Sweaty Tiger Woods, you come out of hiding to make a wimpy little statement about your infidelities, and then come out of hiding again and you go and say you’ve quit golf indefinitely… Got nuts? Really? You chase literally everything that sweats in your path, standards be damned, and now you’re going away to your [...]
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Christina Aguilera Massive Excessive Sweating Joker Face!
We wouldn’t be surprised if sweaty and totally classy Christina Aguilera shows up on the Tiger Woods mistress list… It’s a stretch, but we just wanted to diss this excessive sweating mess! And the worse thing you can say about someone lately, is that they’ve been a Tiger Woods mistress! Oh the times, they are [...]
Why is This Man Sweating? The Tiger is Out of The Woods!
Boring sweaty Tiger Woods finally gets interesting, but of course not for performing a hole in one, but rather for playing many different sweaty holes at once! Oh, this is too much sweaty fun! Who would have thought? We knew all along… Really. Just think about it, a man who has no real social passions? What [...]
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Not Worth His Own Sweat: John Mayer Redefines Douche Bag