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Recent Pregnant Hollywood Celebrity Baby Posts- Christina Applegate Celebrity Baby Bump Introduction!It’s only been a week or so since 90′s TV star Christina Applegate announced she was totally pregnant, but last Sunday, Christina was proud to show the budding celebrity baby bump for the first time at the Hollywood premiere of Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore. Christina Applegate who is currently 38, shared […]
- Angelina Jolie Scared Her Son Maddox on the Set of Salt!Last year while filming her hit movie, Salt, celebrity mom, and actress Angelina Jolie gave her son Maddox, 8, a really huge scare! During one scene, the 35 yr old Angelina Jolie wore prosthetic features while disguised as a male naval officer. When her oldest son saw her, he did not recognize his mother at […]
- Russell Crowe Quit Smoking for His Famous Kids!A lifelong chain smoker, Australian actor and celebrity father, Russell Crowe says he finally kicked the bad habit after his son caught him sneaking a cigarette! “I was smoking 40 on an easy day, but on a day when I would be up at 4am and still up at midnight, then it was 60-plus and […]
- Liev Shreiber Says Actors Make Amazing Celebrity Parents!Actors Liev Schreiber and Naomi Watts learned what it takes to be good parents through experience. When the celebrity couple realized that their youngest son Samuel Kai, 19 months, was too young and small to go on a planned vacation with celebrity friends, Naomi Watts was the first to suggest Liev Schreiber go on ahead while she stayed […]
- Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry flew out of LAX with daughter NahlaWe spy a former celebrity couple! Celebrity mom, Halle Berry (who really doesn’t seem to age) and Gabriel Aubry were spotted together today as they caught a flight out of LAX airport with their oh-so-adorable 2 yr. old daughter Nahla on July 24th. Some may remember that the two celebrities had announced their break-up this […]
- Time for Karate with Mark Wahlberg and son!Celebrity dad Mark Wahlberg took his adorable 4 yr. old son Michael to his weekly karate classes as he frequently does back on July 24th. The actor was spotted feeding the new money hungry high-tech parking meters along the way. Those things look so cool but they’re so pricey! Last week it was his wife […]
- Angelina Jolie Dishes About Her Biggest WeaknessIn an interview with Hello!Canada magazine, the mega celebrity mom, Angelina Jolie talks about the life she shares with her hubby, superstar, Brad Pitt and their celebrity kids Maddox, 8, Pax, 6, Zahara, 5, Shiloh, 4, and twins Knox and Vivienne, 2. The Salt star touches on some big topics and opens up about this […]
- Reese Witherspoon spotted out with her twin Ava!I spy celebrity twins! (They look so similar!) Talented actress Reese Witherspoon, winner of an Academy Award was headed to the UCLA Wilshire Center in Beverly Hills while holding her adorable 10 1/2 yr. old daughter Ava’s hand all the way there on Thursday (July 22)! The striking resemblance is astonishing! But mom Reese was […]
- Jesse James is officially moving to Texas!Jesse James, what were you thinking? Sandra Bullock is such a beautiful, generous angel! A judge has just ruled that Jesse James can move his 6-year-old daughter, Sunny, to Texas. James moved to Texas recently after his split with the lovely and talented Sandra Bullock. This complicated his custody agreement with ex-wife Janine Lindemulder. Upon hearing th […]
- Michael Lohan Proud of How Lindsay Handled Herself in the CourtroomMaster of timing, Michael Lohan Lindsay Lohan’s estranged father, Michael Lohan, was present Tuesday morning (July 20) as his celebrity daughter was taken to jail, despite the fact that Lindsay wanted the long absent dad to not be anywhere near her. According to ContactMusic, Michael shouted “I love you Lindsay” as she was taken away in handcuffs […]
- Christina Applegate Celebrity Baby Bump Introduction!
Author Archives: Excessive Sweating
Tom Cruise: Sweating Like His Life has Meaning
Sweaty Tom Cruise, owner of the deepest, darkest closet in human history, is excessive sweating something awful here. It’s as if there’s a real person inside of Tom Cruise, sweating to get out! Sweating Tom Cruise is proof that there are honest, down-to-Earth people who follow the true values of what America is, still working [...]
Excessive Sweating Criminal: Jude Law
Oh what a shame Watson! Being defeated by 3D blue people! Totally Avat-tarded! Oh, there you go Watson, excessive sweating all over the damn place, bloody hell! Judy Law excessive sweats like it’s totally in fashion brah, totes! Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Sweat Stain of Mediocrity: Kate Hudson is the Perspiration Pits
Sweaty Kate Hudson, why do you still exist in media? We have no idea. Everything about you is like so blah! You even agree with us that you’re about as exciting as mauve wallpaper. Sweaty Kate Hudson’s own words about seeing herself on screen: “gets cold… shakes and… sweats” That people still give you roles [...]
Jessica Biel Sweat-Smell-Proof Antiperspirant Armpits
Not-so-funny, more like pathetic, unexplained Hollywood phenomenon, Adam Sandler, who keeps on making horrible movies (except Punch Drunk Love) takes a deep inhale into the Jessica Biel antiperspirant secured no sweat armpit. Ain’t no sweat in those muscle arms! Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Ashley Jones: Bold and Beautiful Excessive Sweating
Bold and beautiful Ashley Jones just can’t can’t stop here excessive perspiration from ruining her almost perfect red carpet pose. And it’s weird, because she’s not exactly The Young and the Restless anymore, girfriend’s 33 now (but she’s still hot and sweaty enough to make use feel young and restless!). Armpit sweat disaster Ashley Jones [...]
Godfather of Sweating: Hello from Richard Simmons
Merry Christmas you sweating news freaks! We love you and hope you have the best holiday season ever… Milton Teagle Simmons, otherwise known as permanently excessively sweaty Richard Simmons, is some kind of happy monster of necessity. If sweaty Richard Simmons didn’t exist, there would need to be some sort of drug we can all [...]
Rihanna Sweating Herself So Hard
Sweaty armpits Robyn Rihanna Fenty, you are every bit a vision of loveliness, talent and perspiration. You go girl. You went far girl. And thank god you went far from has been Chris Brown. Get some antiperspirant for that excessive sweating yo, you’re gonna sweat stain that silk! Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Talented Actor Tobey Maguire Sweats the Cycling and Robot Movies
Look at Spidey! All excessively sweaty like and dejected like he just got passed by Lance Armstrong in the Tour de France. Poor guy, yeah, we were disappointed by Spiderman 3 too! But Spiderman and Spiderman 2 were so good, it almost makes up for the sweaty mess of a collapse that is [...]
Sweaty Traveling Salesman Tiger Woods Loses His Balls
Sweaty Tiger Woods, you come out of hiding to make a wimpy little statement about your infidelities, and then come out of hiding again and you go and say you’ve quit golf indefinitely… Got nuts? Really? You chase literally everything that sweats in your path, standards be damned, and now you’re going away to your [...]
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Christina Aguilera Massive Excessive Sweating Joker Face!
We wouldn’t be surprised if sweaty and totally classy Christina Aguilera shows up on the Tiger Woods mistress list… It’s a stretch, but we just wanted to diss this excessive sweating mess! And the worse thing you can say about someone lately, is that they’ve been a Tiger Woods mistress! Oh the times, they are [...]
Why is This Man Sweating? The Tiger is Out of The Woods!
Boring sweaty Tiger Woods finally gets interesting, but of course not for performing a hole in one, but rather for playing many different sweaty holes at once! Oh, this is too much sweaty fun! Who would have thought? We knew all along… Really. Just think about it, a man who has no real social passions? What [...]
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Christian Bale: It Takes a Sweaty British Psycho to Play an American One
Christian Bale is an excessive sweating star we can get behind (and not in a gay way, you pervert), in an awesome way as this star is just awesome to watch on screen (we don’t know about off the screen as he’s a private kind of guy). In every movie sweaty Christian Bale is in, he [...]
Sweaty Alicia Keys, Remember Her?
We called it back in November 29th of 2007 (Alicia Keys Keeps the Door Open to Her Major Excessive Sweating)… Sweaty Alica Keys is on her way to the adult comtemporary market. And you say, sweaty face Alicia who? Exactly. Girlfriend cant excessive sweat! Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Reese Witherspoon Without Antiperspirant!
Oh Laura Jeanne Reese Witherspoon, why have you forsaken us? Why have sinned the armpit stain sin? Good Lord, thou shall not excessive sweat from thine sweaty armpits! Sweaty Reese Witherspoon, we loved you in Election even though we loved hating you in the movie itself! Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Elizabeth Lambert, Sweaty Soccer Girl Extraordinaire
Oh sweaty soccer-sociopath Elizabeth Lambert is one killer of a college soccer player. Just watch below: Yeah, thems some hardcore violence, y’all. That’s some excessively sweaty horror movie stuff right there! Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
British Turkey, Tony Blair Excessive Sweating Lameness
Excessive sweating Anthony Charles Lynton Blair is an awfully long name for a sweaty douche bag, and a quitter. Sweaty Tony Blair is famous for a lot of things, but in the last decade, mostly for being frat brothers with logically disabled George W. Bush. Excessively sweaty and slimey Tony Blair was step for [...]
Paris Hilton Excessive Perspiration Wallflower
Controversially, our time’s Marilyn Monroe of sorts, sweaty Paris Hilton has recently been eclipsed by new Hollywood scene bimbos (and we say bimbo with affection). For example, Disney’s little teen star, Miley Cyrus, recently did a dance routine based around strippers. Paris Hilton might act stupid, but she doesn’t celebrate stupid. Yes, there’s a difference. [...]
Twilight Werewolf Taylor Lautner Steroid Excessive Sweating
Hey brah, you’re totally leaking the sweat fluids dude, chill on the steroid intake. Sweaty Taylor Lautner is seemingly everyone’s favorite button-nose teen werewolf these days, and for good reason, the Twilight Saga: New Moon sweaty star is ripped like a comic book hero. Totals brah. Gil Birmingham (middle) posted the above excessive perspiration picture [...]
Hugh Jackman Macho Sweating
Oh sweaty, grunting macho man Hugh Jackman, you are almost too heterosexual… You almost have to wonder. However, you were indeed a great sweaty, lunging Wolverine, even though the script and the plot was a little convoluted and predictable and while entertaining, the movie didn’t go beyond the usual sweaty action movie fare. Hey buddy, I [...]
Twilight’s Kristen Stewart Sweating Like a Chubby Goth Girl in Summer
Sweaty Kristen Stewart isn’t a chubby goth girl, but she does have flabby arms, work on that goth girlfriend! Is it emo? Is it goth? Who knows… But we do love Kristen Stewart, even when she’s sweating like a Teamster. We love the fact that she never seems all there (check out her late night [...]
Marc Anthony: Sweaty Latino Steve Buscemi, Breaks All Antiperspirants