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Recent Pregnant Hollywood Celebrity Baby Posts- Hollywood Bomb-Maker, Adam Sandler Out with Daughter SunnyCelebrity dad, Adam Sandler, proof that you don’t have to be talented to make it in Hollywood, was seen out this past weekend with his adorable daughter. High-paid, Adam Sandler enjoyed a beautiful day in Santa Monica with his youngest celebrity child, Sunny. The famous dad chatted on his phone as they walked together, on […]
- Lady Gaga Talks Kids with OprahLady Gaga has supposedly had it with the press (don’t bite the hand that feeds you Lady!). In Lady Gaga’s latest interview, she dished to the Oprah: “I do not intend to speak to anyone for a very long time… The latest thing I do is I don’t read a damn thing… No press, no television, […]
- Hilary Duff Overwhelmed by BabyCelebrity mom, Hilary Duff, totally loves being a mom. The former singer, who’s currently 24, gave birth to her son Luca Cruz Comrie this past Tuesday, is sharing her joy with the world, calling her new celebrity baby “the most wonderful, sweet, adorable baby.” “Wow, I can’t believe I have a baby! Thank you for […]
- Tori Spelling Expecting a Baby!No rest for these celebrity baby makers! Some five months after Tori Spelling had her last baby, she’s pregnant again. “Dean, Liam, Stella, Hattie, and I are beyond thrilled to announce that another little McDermott is on the way… We feel truly blessed that another little angel has found us. Love Tori, xoxo.” Tori Spelling who’s […]
- Jessica Simpson Does the Naked Baby Bump Thing for ElleA huge, stretched and enormously pregnant Jessica Simpson has done the naked celebrity with baby on magazine cover thing. It has gotten so normal for celebrities to do this that we barely wanted to talk about it, but here we are… You can see on the left, Jessica Simpson continues the war against nipples by […]
- Jon Hamm’s Squeeze, Jennifer Westfeldt, Rethinking Celebrity KidsWho can’t wait for the return of Mad Men? We can’t for sure! Jennifer Westfeldt and Jon Hamm currently don’t have an celebrity kids and in the past, have stated that it wasn’t in their future. However, recently, Jennifer’s been thinking different, (about kids, not the new iPad). The Mad Men couple have been together since […]
- Jewel Dishes About Celebrity MotherhoodSinger, songwriter, dental advocate and now new celebrity mom Jewel opened up to about her famous baby boy Kase, breastfeeding and general celebrity motherhood. Jewel totally dished about her little darling Kase: “He’s so, so sweet. I really hit the baby lotto, I really did! He’s 7 1/2-months, so he’s learning about sitting and he’s […]
- Uma Thurman Pregnant with Number 3!Celebrity mom, Uma Thurman expecting her third celebrity baby! Uma, who’s 41 (and looks amazing), is set to welcome her first celebrity child with financier Arpad Busson (always with the rich guys!), a celebrity representative for Thurman confirmed recently to the online magazines. Uma Thurman, not known necessarily for her stealth, kept her celebrity baby b […]
- Jessica Simpson and Baby Bump, Baby Mountain, Let Loose on the StreetsThat celebrity baby bump has it’s own zip code. A totally pregnant Jessica Simpson was easily caught out in Beverly Hills over the weekend, ambitiously moving around in high heels, precariously tempting fate, looking about ready to baby explode all over the place. Celebrity mom-to-be looks defiant in her well-engineered heels, doesn’t she? Truly blond […]
- Paparazzi are Gwen Stefani’s Favorite Family Photographers!Celebrities are always complaining about Paparazzi, saying this and that… Frustrated by the reality of being famous. However, celebrity mom, Gwen Stefani doesn’t mind it all the time. The singer and recent fashion designer has turned the Paparazzi reality into something positive for her celebrity family: “What’s nice is even though they’re annoying, these g […]
- Hollywood Bomb-Maker, Adam Sandler Out with Daughter Sunny
Author Archives: Excessive Sweating
Prettiest Man in Politics, John Edwards Sweating the Campaign Pits
Sweaty John Edwards can win a mean trial, but the Democrat just can’t inspire voters enough, thus his perspired bid in 2008. All of which is a shame because the dude seems like a good guy, and he certainly is an antidote to the festering and rabid right wing. Yes, a big thumbs for John [...]
Hayden Panettiere Loves the Taste of Excessive Sweating in the Rear
Oh the sweaty privileged youth, they just don’t care what gets documented. Camera friendly Hayden Panettiere gets a taste of perspiration from the rear entry on set as we see below… Super Yummers! Super sweaty yummers! We love Hayden Panettiere, what’s not to like? She’s a friend of the dolphins: Link or Bookmark to: Hide [...]
Debi Mazar Excessive Sweats Out of Character
Character actress Debi Mazar has a little bout of the excessive sweating of the pits here. Doesn’t Batman in Batman Forever have something in his utility belt you can use for the old leaky, sweaty armpits? Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Booty Sweat for the Excessive Ass in All of Us
The world of sweaty satire is getting so complex that movies about actors in movies set in a real war zone sell fake products that are in the real movie… Confused? Sweaty? Well, Ben Stiller’s new movie Tropic Thunder has a perspiration-based product tie-in called Booty Sweat, that first started out as a joke, but [...]
Preggers Nicole Kidman Coldly Sweats After Listening to Keith Urban’s Music for the First Time
The excessive sweating “half-hearted” follower of Scientology, Nicole Kidman shows a little back sweat while pregnant below: Back in 2004, almost half a decade after the odd Tom Cruise years, perspiring Kidman became the face of Chanel No. 5. Chanel and Scientology, just doesn’t mix… Coincidentally, Sweaty Kidman has lost being the face recently, as [...]
Sweaty Madonna Discovers the Smell of Sucking
“What’s that turgid salty sweaty smell? ” “Did I put antiperspirant on?” “Do I suck so much that I’m beginning to stink like some kind of bad culture black hole?” We think these are the kinds of questions Madonna is asking with the following promotional pic from her army of Photoshop whores. Somebody’s going to [...]
Perspiring Woody Allen Sweat Glands Still Work, for Everything Else There’s Pharmaceuticals
Purveyor of homewrecking young women, perspiring Woody Allen was caught leaving with some pretty gnarly excessive sweating stains underneath the skin curtains that was once his sweaty armpits. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Perspiring Britney Jean Spears Continues to be a Retarded Sweating Mess
While somethings are looking up for sweaty Britney Spears, she still remains an aesthetic train-wreck of outhouse proportions. Shiteous would be an appropriate word here for Britney’s look. You can take the sweaty trash out onto the street, but it still stinks to all hell. What the hell is that on her armpit? If Britney [...]
The Kind-of-Funny-Jack Black Excessive Sweats the Red Carpet
Ah, sweaty, hairy Jack Black, we never really forgave you for hosting the MTV video music awards on August 31, 2006. It was one of the worst hosting attempts for an awards show we’ve ever seen, but then there was Peter Jackson’s King Kong, which gave us even more reason to not like the clumsy [...]
Plastic Surgery Victim, Lara Flynn Boyles Sweats The Tonight Show
“I still sweat bullets if I go on The Tonight Show, but I tell myself, You can either have fun tonight or you can be shy and miserable. You ask my friends or anyone I work with now – nobody would say I was shy.” Ah, but who cares about “sweating bullets” when you create [...]
Excessively Sweaty Sexy Spanish Cyclists to Tour Madrid Naked as God Intended
Sweaty naked Spanish cyclists participated in an orgy of cycling, celebrating the mechanical simplicity of bicycles and the beauty of the perspiring and moving human form. This is a sweaty cause we can get behind, in front of, below, above, and whatever else is possible. Oh those kinky, sweaty Europeans, always finding excuses to get [...]
The Rock Sweats Like a Gay Club Bouncer on Bears Only Night
Sweaty Dwayne Douglas Johnson, otherwise known as The Rock, looking more like a sweaty sponge, lets out a some steam and excessive perspiration after a work out below: Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Plastic-Faced Madonna, Is a Sweaty Irrelevant Mess
Some people really need to get over themselves, some people like the sweaty mess below. Some people like perspired Madonna, who’s spent more money on plastic surgery than most people spend on college. Premenopausal Madonna (possibly menopausal) is truly menopausal in the ideas department lately. All we can say is that her new album sucks, [...]
Mysterious Fluid Emanating from Liam Neeson’s Pants
Hey Gramps, need a new diaper? How about some hyperhidrosis antiperspirant? It’s really impossible to tell, but either Liam Neeson pissed himself after being told that he has been left behind during the Rapture or that has an unusual case of crotch hyperhidrosis (groin excessive sweating)… Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Leaving Nothing to Waste, China Bottles Dog Sweat and Other Sweaty Internet News
China the next super power? If they’re willing to bottle their pet’s sweat, then holy hell, we don’t have a chance! Something’s lost in translation here above and we think that someone’s going to get fired, as pet sweat just doesn’t sound appealing on an international level, on any level really… Andy in other international [...]
Che Magazine Makes Us Really Sweaty with Their Perspiration Fetish Ad
Ché Magazine has been sexing things up with their sweaty and alluring excessive sweat inducing advertisements. Ché Magazine, unlike it’s namesake, is hardly revolutionary in the men’s magazine world, however, they do have some rather kickass sweaty sexist advertisements, but who’s complaining? We at Celebrity Sweating certainly are not. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Perspiration Pits Sammy Hagar Continues to Suck with Old Age
Excessive sweating Sammy Hagar could be one of the most mediocre things to ever happen to Rock ‘n’ Roll. The 80′s sweaty version of Avril Lavigne replaced the mythic and amazing David Lee Roth after Van Halen’s other band members kicked him out. Soon after the David Lee Roth departure, Van Halen’s music relevance faded [...]
Nicole Kidman Excessive Sweats Like a Scientologist in a Polygamist Mormon Cult
Is it us or does sweaty Nicole Kidman below look really hot with that excessively perspiring armpit? Is it that doe caught in headlights kind of blank stare? Is it the sweaty babe lost in the journalistic wilderness bewilderment? I guess we’re all just suckers for the wounded prey look, that and Nicole Kidman looks [...]
Presenting Miss Sweaty Perspiration Pits Mandy Moore
Slippery pits Mandy Moore makes the kind of soul-crushing pop drivel that proves once again, that sweaty teenage girls really do rule the world (at least part of the music world). Stop sweating Mandy, you’re life really can’t be that difficult. Show up, look pretty, try not to offend anyone, rinse, repeat, reset and delete. [...]
Renee Zellweger, Holy Sweaty Exxon Valdez Face Batman!
Sweaty-face Renee Zellweger is like some kind of unnatural sweaty disaster, and we don’t think anyone’s going to clean it up, just like the Exxon Valdez. It’s always so cool when huge corporations screw up and then wait for people to die, so that they don’t have to pay anyone for the horrific mess that [...]
Old White Guy Fred Thompson Sweats Like an Old Man with a Young Wife