Britney Spears Sweats Like a Rotating Hog on Stick

By Excessive Sweating | Published: August 15, 2007

Why do we love picking on sweaty, portly Britney Spears? Do we like to kick dogs when they’re down too? Yes, we do actually and Britney Spears is doggone a damn easy target y’all.

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She could be losing her little baby somethings to Mr. Federline after her baby’s nannies tell all at the custody trial. You think she’s excessively sweaty now? She’s going to be the busted Hoover dam of stress sweat in front the custody judge y’all. Yee Haw! Britney’s nannies already spilled the white trash beans for Us Weekly and Life & Style so talk’n to the Judge on Mr. Federline’s behalf won’t be too much of a stretch.

And if you haven’t heard, excessively perspiring Britney is Ok. Okay meaning that she’s trying a little bit from the baked good section as well.

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We love sweaty, sloppy Britney, George W. Bush’s number one fan. “We should do what the president says y’all” which translates into “we should do what the weird Catholic Priest says no matter how he looks at us.” Sorry, we had to go there, it’s not politics, it’s reality, and it ain’t pretty, it’s sweaty washed up Britney Spears, and we like to kick her when she’s rich and failing at life.

So we’re glad you’re down, you can take your stretch marks and excessive sweating into obscurity…

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