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Keira Knightley: Pretty Face, Skin, Bones and Sweat

Sweaty Keira Knightley, you beautiful floating face in thing air, you! It’s rather amazing how Keira Knightley’s gorgeous head can just float in thin air like that…  Just amazing. We kid, we love this girl from the neck up, and you should too.  So much talent for just a head floating in air. Link or [...]
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Old Man William H. Macy Sweating the Years

Excessive sweating William H. Macy is an acting superstar.  He’s that guy, in that great movie, who fills up the screen but isn’t necessarily the leading man.  The sweaty talent effortlessly plays complex roles that just leave you breathless, like his Oscar-nominated role in Fargo, of playing Jerry Lundegaard. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Katie Price, AKA, Jordan, Excessively Sweats with Large Goon

So little talent, such big boobs, so much sweating, it’s the rise of civilization, we’ve come so far… People these days are just famous for being awful, just downright awful (Heidi Montag for example), check out this one time sweaty celebrity couple from across the pond, Katie Price and who cares (some dude, looks like [...]
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Kim Kardashian & Reggie Bush Sweating Together

Celebrity couple that sweats together stays together?  Kim Kardashian famous for being famous, is now even more famous for being famous with the Kardashian clan fully exposing themselves through all media.  Add to that fame with this fame; Kim’s boyfriend, Super Bowl champ, Reggie Bush.  Sweaty Kim Kardashian’s fame just grows and grows like herpes [...]
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Megan Fox Excessive Sweating Career Death

If a big time director hires you for a major studio release and basically turns you from a has been’s sweaty nobody girlfriend, to a sweaty major movie star with a has been boyfriend, then you should probably be gracious and careful with your new fame.  Enter excessive perspiration boobs Megan Fox, pretty face of the [...]
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Gerard Butler Excessive Sweating is Madness…

Gerard Butler, you sweaty man you.  If your career isn’t stillborn dead by the end of this year, then there really is no justice in this crazy world. You can literally hit it big in Hollywood with one movie where the special effects are really the star, follow that movie (300) by making all the [...]
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Excessively Sweaty George Clooney Basketball with Hipster Mustache

We love the excessive sweating George Clooney, or any George Clooney for that matter…  Really, how could you not?  Sweaty George Clooney was up for an Oscar for Up in the Air, and voted for someone else!  That’s right, he voted for Jeff Bridges for his performance in Crazy Heart. Oh sweaty George Clooney, your [...]
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Amy Winehouse Alien Armpit and Excessively Sweaty Boyfriend

Kill it with fire!  Nuke it from orbit!  Amy Winehouse’s no sweat armpit has an alien protrusion!  We think it could be the antichrist.  Hide the children. What is that thing?  Is it sentient? Is it a drug stash?  Amy Winehouse who’s infamous for her off-stage pursuits, and famous for her on stage sweaty performances, [...]
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Brah Inspiration, Owen Wilson Rackets Up the Sweating

Oh Wes Anderson darling, sweaty Owen Wilson, you have that natural talent of playing you, so well…  Because in every movie, you’re basically that guy, Owen Wilson, yeah, that guy again.  That guy with the oddly mesmerizing nose. But it’s really okay, because your  one character is really sort of charming.  Yeah, really, it’s no [...]
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Mario Lopez, Zero Personality, Plenty of Sweating

If sweaty pecs could talk, Mario Lopez would have a real career.  However, we have to say, he’s a great piece of excessively perspiring beefcake. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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“How Do You Know” About Reese Witherspoon Excessive Perspiration?

We see you there excessive sweating Reese Witherspoon, and we love it.  Are you working out with your Californian sorority sister?  No, you’re the on set of your new movie, How Do You Know?, in Washington D.C.  We can’t really hate-on-you, you’ve provided so much joy in an otherwise bleak and sweaty celebrity world. Sweating [...]
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Hilary Swank Cyborg Excessive Sweating

Is excessively perspiring Hilary Swank looking like a cyborg ambassador for the upcoming human-robot war below?  Yes, and we’re not sure if it’s a good look… “Fierce” isn’t quite the the right word, attractively menacing?  Is she looking for John Conner? Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Ashton Kutcher Sweating the Jungle: Watch Out for Cougars!

Giant pink, excessive sweating, goofy man spotted in wild.  Approach with caution and beware of cougar nearby… Ashton Kutcher isn’t just the sweaty victim of a cougar mauling, he’s also starring in the new movie, Valentine’s Day.  The one time male model, who has a last name that sounds like female genitalia (yeah, a lady’s [...]
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Godfather of Sweating: Hello from Richard Simmons

Merry Christmas you sweating news freaks!  We love you and hope you have the best holiday season ever… Milton Teagle Simmons, otherwise known as permanently excessively sweaty Richard Simmons, is some kind of happy monster of necessity.  If sweaty Richard Simmons didn’t exist, there would need to be some sort of drug we can all [...]
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Rihanna Sweating Herself So Hard

Sweaty armpits Robyn Rihanna Fenty, you are every bit a vision of loveliness, talent and perspiration.  You go girl.  You went far girl. And thank god you went far from has been Chris Brown. Get some antiperspirant for that excessive sweating yo, you’re gonna sweat stain that silk! Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Talented Actor Tobey Maguire Sweats the Cycling and Robot Movies

Look at Spidey!     All excessively sweaty like and dejected like he just got passed by Lance Armstrong in the Tour de France.  Poor guy, yeah, we were disappointed by Spiderman 3 too!  But Spiderman and Spiderman 2 were so good, it almost makes up for the sweaty mess of a collapse that is [...]
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Sweaty Traveling Salesman Tiger Woods Loses His Balls

Sweaty Tiger Woods, you come out of hiding to make a wimpy little statement about your infidelities, and then come out of hiding again and you go and say you’ve quit golf indefinitely…  Got nuts?  Really? You chase literally everything that sweats in your path, standards be damned, and now you’re going away to your [...]
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Why is This Man Sweating? The Tiger is Out of The Woods!

Boring sweaty Tiger Woods finally gets interesting, but of course not for performing a hole in one, but rather for playing many different sweaty holes at once!  Oh, this is too much sweaty fun!  Who would have thought?  We knew all along…  Really. Just think about it, a man who has no real social passions?  What [...]
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Elizabeth Lambert, Sweaty Soccer Girl Extraordinaire

Oh sweaty soccer-sociopath Elizabeth Lambert is one killer of a college soccer player.  Just watch below: Yeah, thems some hardcore violence, y’all.  That’s some excessively sweaty horror movie stuff right there! Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Hugh Jackman Macho Sweating

Oh sweaty, grunting macho man Hugh Jackman, you are almost too heterosexual…  You almost have to wonder. However, you were indeed a great sweaty, lunging Wolverine, even though the script and the plot was a little convoluted and predictable and while entertaining, the movie didn’t go beyond the usual sweaty action movie fare. Hey buddy, I [...]
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Kim Kardashian Workout Big Butt Excessive Sweating

That’s an epic wide load of excessive sweating in the rear by miss Kim Kardashian right there.  Girlfriend is trying to sweat off the famous butt.  We love it.  The sweating, the butt, the everything. For someone who reportedly sleeps in her workout clothes, sweaty Kim Kardashian should know better and put some antiperspirant in [...]
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