Keira Knightley Posed Workout Sweating

Keira Knightly Excessively Sweaty Face is Still Cover Girl Material

It’s rather amazing how Keira Knightley’s gorgeous head can just float in thin air like that…  Just amazing.

We kid, we love this girl from the neck up, and you should too.  So much talent for just a head floating in air.

Keira Knightely Magazine Worthy Indeed

Kiera Knightley has been taking it easy, taking a break from her career, but you can see her in next year’s final Pirates of the Caribbean.

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William H Macy Sweating his Man Boobs

Sweaty William H. Macy is an artist, proof below:

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Last year in January, William H. Macy replaced sweaty Jeremy Piven in David Mamet’s Speed-the-Plow on Broadway.  As to current projects, you can look for him in House of Re-Animator (2010), The President of the United States (2010), and A Single Shot (2011).

Indeed, a great character actor.  Don’t yeah know?

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Katie Price Sweating Out in Nature

So little talent, such big boobs, so much sweating, it’s the rise of civilization, we’ve come so far…

People these days are just famous for being awful, just downright awful (Heidi Montag for example), check out this one time sweaty celebrity couple from across the pond, Katie Price and who cares (some dude, looks like every other dude you’ll find at an urban club).

It’s depressing…  People talk about this reality star and that reality star, and we have no idea why these people are famous and even who they are…  Celebrity has become so watered down, we’re whining about the fact that it doesn’t mean anything any more and that in itself is ridiculous as well.

She’s sweating a lot, and that’s all we have to say, because we have no idea why she’s anybody worth talking about.  Kill us now.

Katie Price (Jordan) and Sweaty Dude of a Husband

Katie Price is currently married to Alex Reid (MMA fighter) What exactly is Jordan’s appeal besides the obvious?  We have no idea…  We will never know.

A Celebrity Couple that Stretches Together Stays Sweaty Together

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Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush Working Up a Sweat Together

We just love this sweaty celebrity couple!  Aren’t they the cutest?

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush: Sexy Sweaty Couple

Reggie Bush Pushing Up Kim Kardashian

Enjoy Kim Kardashian in her Cleopatra pose!  We would totally let Kim Kardashian rule over us any time!

Not So Sweaty Here Kim Kardashian Striking her Most Regal Pose

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Megan Fox Sweaty Boobs Can't Save Her Career

You might be reading and hearing her Hollywood diarrhea mouth spouting all kinds meaningless actress interview dribble, such as:

“God, I really wish I could go loose on this one. He’s like Napoleon and he wants to create this insane, infamous mad-man reputation. He wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is. So he’s a nightmare to work for but when you get him away from set, and he’s not in director mode, I kind of really enjoy his personality because he’s so awkward, so hopelessly awkward. He has no social skills at all. And it’s endearing to watch him. He’s vulnerable and fragile in real life and then on set he’s a tyrant. Shia [Labeouf] and I almost die when we make a Transformers movie. He has you do some really insane things that insurance would never let you do.”

Megan Fox: More Sweaty Boob Modeling

That some major high school trash talk right there.  The Hitler comparison, really?  Really?

Megan Fox: 3rd Picture in Her Sweaty Boobs Series

Sweaty Megan Fox, it was nice seeing you on the big screen, good luck with the career now that you’ve made it very public that you’re both hard to work with and a train wreck off set.  What a wonderful combination for a long career in Hollywood (sarcasm).

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Sweaty Gerard Butler in the Greek Exploitation Film 300

Sweaty Faced Gerard Butler at ComicCon

You can literally hit it big in Hollywood with one movie where the special effects are really the star, follow that movie (300) by making all the wrong choices, and still be rich.  God bless America.  It really makes you excessively sweaty just thinking about it.Look at this gloating bastard, just look at that sweaty face…

Gerard Butler, you’re about as memorable as a zit in sixth grade, really, what is your thing?  Who are you?  Why are you famous?  Just go away already, you’ve failed.

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Excessive Sweating George Clooney with Sweaty Mustache

Oh sweaty George Clooney, your social activism is actually charming, instead of annoying (take note Bono, you tax-dodging hypocrite), because it seems like you really believe in what you’re saying, and that totally goes far man.  

George Clooney Sweating Some Basketball

Perspiring George Clooney lives with pigs. A 280-pound Vietnamese black-bristled pot-bellied pig, named Max slept luxuriously in George Clooney’s house for eighteen years until the pig’s death on December 1, 2006.  Yeah, we know, random, but just another reason to love George Clooney.
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Excessive Sweating Armpits for Clooney Girlfriend, Lisa Snowdon

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Amy Winehouse No Sweat but Alien Armpits

What is that thing?  Is it sentient?

Is it a drug stash?  Amy Winehouse who’s infamous for her off-stage pursuits, and famous for her on stage sweaty performances, is just great celebrity fodder.  Check out this clip of her pulling something from her hair and snorting that “something.”

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Keep on reading for some uncivil Blake Fielder-Civil excessively sweaty making out…

Amy Winehouse Turned On by Sweaty Armpits

Blake Fielder-Civil sweaty armpits aren’t so civil…

Hey brah,  just making out with my popped collar pink shirt, so cool  with that sweat stain yo.

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Excessively Sweaty Owen Wilson

Oh Wes Anderson darling, sweaty Owen Wilson, you have that natural talent of playing you, so well…  Because in every movie, you’re basically that guy, Owen Wilson, yeah, that guy again.  That guy with the oddly mesmerizing nose.

But it’s really okay, because your  one character is really sort of charming.  Yeah, really, it’s no sweat.  Who cares  about range when you have consistency?  Who cares about sweating?  We do.

So really, keep doing what your doing, Mr. Owen Wilson, it’s vaguely entertaining and somewhat comforting in a flatter-your-own-intelligence-like-way, exactly like a Wes Anderson movie, except without the antique but colorful palette.

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If Sweat Could Talk, Mario Would Have a Real Career

Sweaty Mario Lopez, otherwise known in his female form as, Camila Alves, is a Hollywood phenomenon know as the the mega-attractive cable host with zero personality.  Somehow, someway, for some unexplainable reason, somebody gave both of them their own show to host.  Isn’t that cute?  It’s like giving a baby a laptop or George W. Bush the presidency.

And seriously, Camila Alves?  Celebrity baby dispenser Camila Alves?  Host of Shear Genius?  What?  Does Matthew McConaughey really have that kind of power or are the people at Bravo all retarded elves?  Either answer is tremendously frightening on an unimaginable scale, really makes us sweat.

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A Very Sweaty Reese Witherspoon with Sweaty Costar

Sweating done right?  We think so.

Making Movies Has Never Been Sweatier

Sweaty Reese Witherspoon in these so-called postmodern times has joined the club of celebrities with wares to hawk. In this case, she’s joined the stinking club, celebrities with signature fragrances.  Reese Witherspoon has teamed up with Avon to create a new perfume called “In Bloom.”  Does it smell like Reese Witherspoon movie sweat?  Time will tell…  What does Reese say?

“It was a unique experience for me because I had no idea what goes into making perfumes. I thought you just pick a fragrance and it’s easy. But there were all these different levels of creating a scent that were new to me, but really fun and exciting.”

Faces of Sweat, the Unrated Edition

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Excessive Sweating Hilary Swank, On a Casting for the Next Terminator?

“Fierce” isn’t quite the the right word, attractively menacing?  Is she looking for John Conner?

Sweaty Hilary Swank has made some bad movies (The Next Karate Kid, Emelia Earhart, etc.) and some amazing ones (Boys Don’t Cry, Million Dollar Baby, etc.)…  And she’s still going strong, as the methodic actor, sweaty Hilary Swank, is set to make a new version of Intimate Strangers.  The  ”actor, not a celebrity” (quote by Hilary Swank), is also currently set up to play the lead role and producer for a film based on John Marks novel Fangland, reportedly going to be directed by John Carpenter.  Sounds like a scary sweat-fest!

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Ashton Kutcher Jungle Excessive Sweating

Ashton Kutcher isn’t just the sweaty victim of a cougar mauling, he’s also starring in the new movie, Valentine’s Day.  The one time male model, who has a last name that sounds like female genitalia (yeah, a lady’s man so to speak), plays a florist who’s going to propose to Jessica Alba’s character (yes, she still gets roles because she’s amazingly hot).

Ashton Kutcher Sweating with Cougar in Hot Pursuit

Watch out sweaty Ashton Kutcher!  There’s something desperate, older, botoxed ,clamoring for attention right behind  you!  And it could totally eclipse everything you’ve ever done in your career!

We do have a soft spot for you Ashton Kutcher, Mr. Demi Moore, there’s nothing to hate on.

So good luck to you, sweaty cougar slayer you.  Tell the wife, Demi Moore, to stop Photoshopping her magazine covers yo.

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King of Sweating: Richard Simmons

Merry Christmas you sweating news freaks!  We love you and hope you have the best holiday season ever…

Milton Teagle Simmons, otherwise known as permanently excessively sweaty Richard Simmons, is some kind of happy monster of necessity.  If sweaty Richard Simmons didn’t exist, there would need to be some sort of drug we can all take that gives us the Richard Simmons positive perspiration experience.

Richard Simmons might be the gayest active element in the universe, but he could easily power the Death Star with his all persuasive healthy-happiness energy.

It’s amazing that he’s been so popular for the last thirty or so years.  It just goes to show you can’t stop a singularly unique personality.

Just harness the power of sweaty Richard Simmons and you’ll be a millionaire!  Or a Richard Simmons replacement.

What’s really incredible about sweating star Richard Simmons is that for all his aerobic exercising, he really doesn’t look the part of Mr. Fitness.  He’s not particularly skinny or muscular.

We’re sure he’s fit on the inside however and we absolutely adore Richard Simmons in all of his flaming Jewish glory.  What’s not to love about the guy who blows up the clip below?

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Rihanna Sweating Through All of Her Silkiness

Get some antiperspirant for that excessive sweating yo, you’re gonna sweat stain that silk!

A little Rihanna face sweating never hurt anyone.  You’re all kinds of sweaty hot miss thing.

Rihanna Performance Face Sweating

Sweaty face Rihanna, we want to like you, especially after that whole Chris Brown domestic violence thing, but after seeing the video below, it’s hard not to hate on you.  For realz dawg.

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Whoring up a sweat by gyrating on tanks in middle eastern surroundings just isn’t cool.  We know, you’re trying to be all Lady Gaga, with your outfits and themes, but you’re straight up stupid in this video and the song sucks too.

Stick to this sort of thing Rihanna:

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That’s what made you hot, take not hot sweaty thing.

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Tobey Maguire Looks Good in Cycling Gear

The sweating cyclist has the acting chops!  Go see Brothers, his latest that’s out in theaters now.

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Yeah, totally intense brah.  Veterans, getting shafted since forever.

Robots however, are the box office future as Warner Bros. has plans to do a live action Robotech movie franchise, based on the anime series.  The fast-tracked production is obviously taking advantage of the Transformers hype and success.  We hope Hollywood doesn’t kill a good thing.

Sweaty Tobey Maguire has said:

“We are very excited to bring ‘Robotech’ to the big screen…There is a rich mythology that will be a great foundation for a sophisticated, smart and entertaining film…”

We can’t wait to see who plays all of the divas in the live action series!

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Tiger Woods Classy Perspiration

Tiger Woods Man in the Mirror Sweating

Sweaty Tiger Woods, you come out of hiding to make a wimpy little statement about your infidelities, and then come out of hiding again and you go and say you’ve quit golf indefinitely…  Got nuts?  Really?

You chase literally everything that sweats in your path, standards be damned, and now you’re going away to your Swedish island that you’ve just bought with the Mrs. Woods, to hide again?  Got nuts?

Where’s the red shirt now Tiger Woods?  Sweating much these days?

Well, how about where’s your wife’s wedding ring?

Elin Nordegren No Tiger Woods Ring...

It’s not on your wife, Elin Nordegren’s finger…  And thank god.  She deserves better than a sweaty, trashy traveling saleman husband.  Amen.

Here’s an update on the mistress count:

1. Rachel Uchitel. Oh Rachel, thank you for breaking the sweaty dam that drowned Tiger Woods in his own filth.  The VIP club hostess was the first (oh to be the first!) of the women to be intimately linked to Tiger Woods (and probably paid off) after the National Enquirer reported that she traveled to Australia to be with Tiger Woods during a golf tournament there.

2. Jamie Grubbs, who is just your average I want to be famous kind of Hollywood girl, and even more so now.

3. Kalika Moquin is some sort of marketing executive for the Bank nightclub, we wonder if she makes bank? This affair came to light in Life & Style magazine, Kalika Moquin replied of course with an inspiring no comment (probably because she’s made bank).

4. Cori Rist was named as another mistress, go Tiger!  Go after those difficult catches!  Shoot for the stars!   She has answered, again, inspiringly, with a no comment to allegations of the affair. She is 31 years old. An awesome former fiance of hers told the media about Cori’s time lost in the Woods, the sweaty, vapid Tiger Woods.

5. Jamie Jungers is an out this world and incredible Las Vegas drink waitress (sarcasm) and is said to have been involved with Tiger Woods for approximately 18 months. Thems a lot of drinks!

6.) Mindy Lawton is a 33 year old waitress who told her story to the U.K. publication, News of the World. Many have come out publicly to state that they do not believe Mindy Lawton’s Tiger Woods me too! story.

7. Holly Sampson gave a detailed account of her relationship with Tiger Woods in a video that was filmed on May 26, 2009.

8. Julie Postle, who’s pictured on the right, below, was ratted out by someone who used to date her (Brian Kimbrough).  Julie Postle worked as a cocktail waitress in Orlando when she started to get a some Tiger Woods in 2004.  She currently lives in Texas.

Julie Postle: Just Another Victim of Sweaty Tiger Woods

9. Theresa Rogers, who’s what the kids call a “cougar” these days, is a florida woman in her 40′s who reportedly started seeing equal opportunity Tiger Woods before and after his marriage.

10. Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 10.

11. Joslyn James, she has neither confirmed nor denied the rumors.

12. Loredana Jolie, who’s a Playboy model and an escort.

13. Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 13.

14. Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 14.

And you know there’s like hundreds more…  All of them working up a sweat over giving up there dignity and privacy for the tabloid money.

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Why is This Man Sweating? The Tiger is Out of The Woods!

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Tiger Woods Sweaty Armpits Triumphs in a Hole in Many!

Just think about it, a man who has no real social passions?  What kind of man believes in nothing?  Who doesn’t care about any world issues?  Doesn’t speak out about anything?  What kind of man believes only in sponsorships and winning at a pointless, boring game?   Well, with all of the above, you get a dead on the inside, minority on the outside, bland corporate warrior, Mister sweaty Tiger Woods…

Excessive sweating on the course, excessively sweaty after and off the course!  To say that sweaty armpits Tiger Woods sleeps with anything that moves is an understatement.  List of Tiger Woods girls to follow…

Tiger Woods Shame Sweating!

1. Rachel Uchitel. The VIP club hostess was the first (oh to be the first!) of the women to be linked to Tiger Woods after the National Enquirer reported that she traveled to Australia to be with Woods during a golf tournament there. So far, she has, oh my god, denied the affair.

2. Jamie Grubbs, who is just your average I want to be famous kind of Hollywood girl.

3. Kalika Moquin is some sort of maketing executive for the Bank nightclub, we wonder if she makes bank? This affair came to light in Life & Style magazine, Kalika Moquin replied with an inspiring no comment.

4. Cori Rist was named as another mistress. She has answered, again, inspiringly, with a no comment to allegations of the affair. She is 31 years old.  An awesome former fiance of hers told the media about Cori’s time lost in the Woods, the sweaty, vapid Tiger Woods.

5. Jamie Jungers is an out this world and incredible Las Vegas drink waitress (sarcasm) and is said to have been involved with Tiger Woods for approximately 18 months.  Thems a lot of drinks!

6.) Mindy Lawton is a 33 year old waitress who told her story to the U.K. publication, News of the World. Many have come out publicly to state that they do not believe Mindy Lawton’s Tiger Woods exchange of fluids story.

7. Holly Sampson gave a detailed account of her relationship with Tiger Woods in a video that was

Maybe Future Playboy Model, Mistress and Fame Whore Rachel Uchitel

filmed on May 26, 2009.

8. Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 8.

9. Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 9

10. Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 10.

11. Joslyn James, she has neither confirmed nor denied the rumors.

12. Loredana Jolie, who’s a Playboy model and an escort (does that count as mistress?).  It’s a complicated world these days!

13.  Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 13.

14.  Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 14.

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Yeah, thems some hardcore violence, y’all.  That’s some excessively sweaty horror movie stuff right there!

Who is Elizabeth Lambert?  Well, she’s a sweaty and angry college soccer player for New Mexico who was obviously caught on camera in a game against BYU scaring little girls from playing soccer forever!

Elizabeth Lambert Sweaty and Full of the Hate

This isn’t just some random act of violence, it’s many acts of violence against some pretty attractive, sweating soccer players, and that’s just wrong!  We’re talking about tripping, punching, taking down players by pulling their hair, etc.

The video that you’ve seen has become sort of a viral internet phenomenon, thus, Elizabeth Lambert has apologized and has apparently changed her ways…

Elizabeth Lambert was suspended from school, of course, but now she’s back, but her internet fame is, well, forever!

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Hugh Jackman Sweating Grunting Man Sweating

Oh sweaty, grunting macho man Hugh Jackman, you are almost too heterosexual…  You almost have to wonder.

However, you were indeed a great sweaty, lunging Wolverine, even though the script and the plot was a little convoluted and predictable and while entertaining, the movie didn’t go beyond the usual sweaty action movie fare.

Hey buddy, I know you’re trying to be extra-heterosexual, but get some antiperspirant for that excessively sweaty armpit, you rugged individualist  you!  You sweaty australian import you!

The sweating manimal looks good on a cover, no? How do you say in your country?  How many beards can a man have?  Only sweaty Hugh Jackman really knows how man beards a man can have.

Hugh Jackman Tough Guy Cover Sweating

Perspiration armpits, Hugh Jackman, is of course, married to Deborra-Lee Furness. The celebrity couple met on Correlli, which is Australian television series.

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Kim Kardashian Massive Ass Sweating

For someone who reportedly sleeps in her workout clothes, sweaty Kim Kardashian should know better and put some antiperspirant in that crack.

Sextape star sweaty Kim Kardashian is currently dating Reggie Bush of the New Orleans Saints, who has very good taste in women (dated Eve Torres and Ciara).

Sweaty Kim Kardashian’s first acting role was the TV series Beyond the Break.  Then she moved to comedy by starring in the 2008 disaster film spoof Disaster Movie as Lisa, alongside Carmen Electra and Vanessa Minnillo.  Ass sweater, Kim Kardashian also has appeared in an episode of How I Met Your Mother entitled “Benefits”.

Kim Kardashian has done many small modeling jobs on the side and has of course, recently posed nude for the December 2007 issue of Playboy magazine.  And we promised we’d show some images from that epic Hollywood A-list spread if we found some images of Kim Kardishian sweating…  So enjoy but don’t get too sweaty yourself.

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