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Kim Kardashian Loves that Sweating Look

Big curves Kim Kardashian, famous for being famous, famous for being a daughter of a man who can make an obviously guilty black man innocent, and also famous for a sex tape with a minor rapper, loves the sweaty look (yes, of all the things, the last sweaty morsel interests us)… She’s loves it when [...]
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Jason Statham’s Action Armpits are Sweaty Weapons

Sweaty action movie star Jason Statham is one of those unlikely celebrities, until, of course you see their work.  He’s sort of the British kickboxing Bruce Willis, but cooler (the accent alone makes him cooler). The armpit excessive sweating, doesn’t make him cooler however… Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Governator Arnold Schwarzenegger Sweats

Sweaty Arnold Schwarzenegger, Republican Governator of massively indebted California is sweating bullets in a non-action-movie sort of way…  Possibly because this great state of sand and beaches is the beauty school dropout of states, we look good but man, can you buy dinner this time? We left our wallet at work…  We’ll get you back, [...]
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Ryan Gosling Sweats Like a Second-Rate Leading Man

We kid, we kid.  Sweaty Ryan Gosling is a major talent and a first-rate leading man.  Celebrity Sweating doesn’t have much to say about the  young canadian actor besides that you should see his movies and that he gets excessively sweaty working out, but that’s a good thing because the dude stays in shape… Ryan [...]
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Lily Allen Excessive Sweating All Over Her Third Nipple

We enjoy the existence of these excessive sweating celebrities, especially when they’re extra-complex sweaty celebrities…  Such as sloppy and sweaty Lily Allen. Lily Allen looks like she’s hungry, just woke up from the bottom of the oceean and about to destroy a Japanese city in the photo to the left.  Our only hope is Mothra, [...]
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Miley Cyrus Sweating it with Adult Boyfriend in Hillbilly Shorts

Sweaty Miley Cyrus, or Miley Ray Cyrus, otherwise known as future-Lindsay Lohan, stays true to her roots by running in cut-off denim shorts… Who jogs in denim? Who does anything to do with sweating or exercising in denim? Besides being dissed by Radiohead at the Grammies, and the whole annoying teen Christian Popstar thing (yes, [...]
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Leryn Franco Makes Us Extra Sweaty in the Biblical Sense

Leryn Franco Pensive, Beautiful and Sweating Sweaty Leryn Franco is some kind of dimensional traveler from a parallel universe where fierce, perspiration-wet and extraordinarily beautiful amazon women roam in bikinis giggling. This parallel universe, some archeologists call it Paraguay, which translated from the local tribal dialect means “spear throwing magical unicorns,” has sent a very [...]
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Olympic Village Like Sweaty Roman Emporer Orgy, But Like Hotter

One of our sweaty friends here at Celebrity Sweating, Tamara (a cute jewish girl from the East Coast) once told us that she knew someone competing in the Olympics. While that’s sort of memorable, like that toast that sold on eBay that looked like Jesus, it’s really not that significant, well, compared to Jesus Toast. [...]
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Large Sweaty Olympic Athlete Naked: Has International Relations

Sweaty extra large blonde Australian woman sets some rumor fires with some sparks from an extra long and sincere hug of China’s Yao Ming. Lauren Jackson is the reason why we love too much of a good thing, because sweaty pro basketball player Lauren Jackson at six feet five inches is so much of a [...]
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Excessive Sweating Mess has New Mascot in George W Bush

Excessive sweating George W Bush pulls a Benny Hill at the 2008 Beijing Olympics and creeps out the female athletes, sweat stains his clothes and almost kills himself in his drunken, sweaty stupor in the stands. Go America! For two elections you were fooled by swiftboats, phony economics and good ol’ boy posturing and let [...]
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Sweating Naked Olympians Go for Gold the Advertising Way

The sweaty Olympics are over and now we can add awe and respect alongside fear to the things we feel about China. Olympians have been in advertising for as long as any of us at Celebrity Sweating can remember. All that training has to payoff in some way (besides the excessively sweaty Olympic orgies that [...]
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Sweaty Ashley Harkleroad Raises Rackets World Wide with Playboy Shoot

If at first you don’t succeed, get really sweaty and take off your clothes for money. Momma always says get the money before you take off your shirt y’all. The 23 year old sweaty tennis professional Ashley Harkleroad is currently ranked 61st in the world, which doesn’t exactly make her a pathetic desperate loser by [...]
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Not So Family-Friendly Excessive Sweating by Daniela Hantuchova

Excessive Sweating Sexy Daniela Hantuchova is all kinds of foxy wrapped up in wet and sweaty tennis outfits that should really be regulated by the MPAA. We give sweaty Daniela a PG-13 rating, strong adult contents, adult situations and questionable age-defying looks. She’s a looker which rhymes with, um… Yeah, so we’re not going to [...]
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France is Totally Gay for Sweaty Man on Man Rugby

We truly don’t understand the concept of the sweaty French rugby advertising campaign. The advertisements feature bearish, super sweaty muscular men making out on the field of play… We guess that with forty percent of rugby attendance women, the French are trying to get more of the fairer sex out to watch perspiring, violent man [...]
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Cameron Diaz Doesn’t Obsess About Her Sweating (Obviously)

We pick on sweaty Cameron Diaz a lot, but we have no regrets, she’s a celebrity with a perspiration problem and we’re obsessive bloggers with way too much time who are obsessed with sweat, you can say obsessively obsessed with excessive sweating (oh, we killed again, somebody stop us!). Besides, anyone who’s dated douche bag [...]
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Prettiest Man in Politics, John Edwards Sweating the Campaign Pits

Sweaty John Edwards can win a mean trial, but the Democrat just can’t inspire voters enough, thus his perspired bid in 2008. All of which is a shame because the dude seems like a good guy, and he certainly is an antidote to the festering and rabid right wing. Yes, a big thumbs for John [...]
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The Kind-of-Funny-Jack Black Excessive Sweats the Red Carpet

Ah, sweaty, hairy Jack Black, we never really forgave you for hosting the MTV video music awards on August 31, 2006. It was one of the worst hosting attempts for an awards show we’ve ever seen, but then there was Peter Jackson’s King Kong, which gave us even more reason to not like the clumsy [...]
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Excessively Sweaty Sexy Spanish Cyclists to Tour Madrid Naked as God Intended

Sweaty naked Spanish cyclists participated in an orgy of cycling, celebrating the mechanical simplicity of bicycles and the beauty of the perspiring and moving human form. This is a sweaty cause we can get behind, in front of, below, above, and whatever else is possible. Oh those kinky, sweaty Europeans, always finding excuses to get [...]
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The Rock Sweats Like a Gay Club Bouncer on Bears Only Night

Sweaty Dwayne Douglas Johnson, otherwise known as The Rock, looking more like a sweaty sponge, lets out a some steam and excessive perspiration after a work out below: Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Andy Garcia: People Get Old, Start to Suck and Excessively Sweat Through Their Pink Golf Pants

Look at this sweaty motherf#!ker, he used to be the shit, he was in The Godfather series for the love of god. Look at him, just look at that spot of extreme sweating, this is what’s left of a kick-ass life in Hollywood. Sweating in your frick’n pink golf pants. Rad dude, rad. Link or [...]
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Fierce and Sweaty, Meet Melanie Adams: Blonde Allison Stokke Minus the Evil Dad

We’ve truly found a sweaty national treasure, and her name is Melanie Adams and unless her dad or mother are kitten-stompers or works for the source-of-all-evil, Halliburton, they can’t be any worse than Allison Stokke’s father. This sensually sweaty young woman’s relationship to poles has taken her to high places and she seems to enjoy [...]
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