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People Magazine’s Excessively Sweatiest Man Alive: Matthew McConaughey

Can People Magazine suck more? We dare not think about it as this fine specimen of questionable sweaty celebrity is their Sexiest Man Alive. In his life-long role as sweaty and slightly gay frat-guy douche bag, Matthew McConaughey is the poor man’s male lead in every respect. Name a truly memorable role by this guy, [...]
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Gary Busey Snorts Coke from Anything, Including Sweaty Dogs

One of our all-time personal heros is Gary Busey. The man has it all, he keeps himself dry and sweat free while on his pulpit preaching his way unto the world. No sweat Gary Busey has a sort of zen-like loud dignity to his presence. Blessed with an aging face that only a meth addict [...]
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Sporty Spice a Little Too Sporty, More Like Excessively Sweaty Sloppy-Seconds Spice

Armpit sweat challenged Melanie C, Mel C or otherwise known as Sporty Spice, has a bout of the performance underarm excessive sweating. Perhaps she’s sweating being constantly around Scary Spice or thinking about why the lone black Spice Girl is called Scary Spice in the first place… Maybe she should ask Eddie Murphy? Link or [...]
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Tom Hanks Destined to Sweat Away in Suburbia

Hairline-challenged, super-actor Tom Hanks gushes sweat in a bike ride around what is seemingly suburbia. Sweaty Tom hanks has been involved to this date in 18 films that have grossed over 100 million, bringing his total to around the 3.3 billion dollar amount. We’re perspiring heavily just thinking about that number. Link or Bookmark to: [...]
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Sweaty Chuck Norris Facts!

Here at Celebrity Sweating, we kind of feel a little vulnerable after being hacked last week (you sweaty bastards, whoever you are)… So we figured that if we siphoned off a little toughness off of Chuck Norris, and a lot of sweat, that we’d be alright. So here are some sweaty Chuck Norris facts! The [...]
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Bai Ling Extra Sweaty Long Time

Bai Ling was reportedly drunk, excessively sweaty and out of control on a recent cruise. The sweaty Playboy model and actress has had a history of making scenes (mostly not sweaty) while being half-naked. She was said to be drunk, perspiration stained and out of control, which led to her being kicked out of the [...]
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Mr. Sulu, George Takei Loves Really Sweaty Basketball Pros, Especially Tim Hardaway

With a Star Trek theme in the background, Mr. Sulu, George Takei, talks about his love for really sweaty pro basketball players in this YouTube clip: Homophobia, the sweat fetish and mass media, you really gotta love the combination. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Johnny Borrell Sweats Bullets Singing Songs That are Vaguely About Stuff

We’re not experts about pop music that pretends to be “indie,” however we can’t help wondering why psuedo-controversial Johnny Borrell sweats so much when singing songs that are suppose to be about stuff, but really, doesn’t say anything worthwhile about that stuff. Panic in America, oh, oh, oh! Oh really? There is indeed trouble in [...]
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Dolce & Gabbana Excessively Sweaty Rape Chic?

The strange combination of socialist propaganda poster aesthetics with a central focus on a possible pending sweaty gang rape baffles our senses and logic. However, luridly, we’re deeply in awe of the bravura and shamelessness of the Dolce & Gabbana advertising team (triumph through fascism?). The above beats Tom Ford’s sweaty porno advertising for shear [...]
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Renee Zellweger Sweats the Gym Paparazzi

Renee Zellweger, high-paid blonde, romantic-comedy-filler gets caught sweating it after a gym session by a most eager and patient paparazzi. You had us at goodbye Renee, as we’re interested in the juicy post-gym photos, and not in the before the perspiration photos. At 38, Renee Zellweger just doesn’t glow anymore, unfortunately, she excessively sweats. Link [...]
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Alec Baldwin’s Extreme Sweat at of All Things, A Billy Joel Concert

Alec Baldwin sweats more for Billy Joel than some people sweat in their life time. TMZ has the scoop on what appears to be sweaty Alec’s possible temporary hyperhidrosis. We aplogize for the not so clear pics (video capture from the web just isn’t the sweaty money shot). Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Kelly Clarkson Excessively Sweats Her 15 Minutes of Fame

We just found this wobbly-armed photo of Kelly Clarkson glowing, but almost on the verge of excessive sweating. In its sixth season, American Idol’s popularity is certainly waning in the U.S. and so is Kelly Clarkson’s mysterious fame… According to USA Today which reported the Nielsen Soundscan statistics, sweaty Kelly Clarkson is waning in pop [...]
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Bobby Brown Excessively Sweats the Oldies

Australia must be down under something, because they love them some sweaty Bobby Brown. You can’t hate on a man who’s singing for shared custody of his two teens. However, you can make fun of an overly perspiring crackhead who still thinks Bin Laden is after him. The following is in the New York Daily [...]
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Shia Labeouf Excessively Sweats and Transforms His Way Into Stardom

Sweaty Shia Labeouf, in spite of the name, is really gonnna be like super huge, even though he’s kind of a twerp, but an endearing twerp. He’s in this summer’s biggest movie (biggest moneymaker that is so far) and like, the kid is likeable. When’s the last time anyone has felt that way about any [...]
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