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Master of Whining, Nineties Ghost Billy Corgan Sweating Like Uncle Fester on Spring Break

Excessive Sweating — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 12:10:24 +0000

Hyperhidrosis much sweaty Uncle Fester? Nineties icon of teenage pain, Billy Corgan is excessively sweaty during the Hollywood star ceremony. With James Bond villain looks, sweaty Billy Corgan looks like his songs sound, full of interior agony with a hint of quiet remorse.

Billy Corgan as Uncle Fester Excessive Sweating

We have a feeling sweaty Billy Corgan misses the nineties… We certainly don’t (besides the good economy, there was like a few good bands and grunge for the most part, sucked besides Nirvana, who were gods).

Back in 2006, Billy Corgan moved in with Courtney Love and her daughter, Frances Bean Cobain. Two years later, Courtney Love criticized sweaty Billy Corgan publicly over the latter’s alleged refusal to attend Frances’ sweet 16 birthday party. Yeah, we probably wouldn’t go either… “Oh, you’re like 16, that’s cool.”

Billy Corgan No Sweating Yet with Jackie Johnson

Lately, you can spot sweaty Billy Corgan with Los Angeles very talented weatherforecaster, Jackie Johnson. We think it’s always sunny for Billy Corgan (with a little bit of humidity) now, what do you think?

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Christopher Hitchens Sweats Like There’s No God

Excessive Sweating — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 05:41:40 +0000

Godless, chubby, and excessively sweaty heathen Christopher Hitchens sweats like some kind of hell-bound demon in its last sweaty throes on earth. We love Christopher Hitchens even with his possible hyperhidrosis. In his interviews, there’s a whole lot of British condescension, a whole lot of drinking and a dash of wit that peppers Mr. Hitchens god-hating rhetoric. He’s sort of the anti-Santa Claus, Jolly but baby jesus hating.

God might not be great, but does he, she or it sweat like Christopher Hitchens while signing books?

Perspiration plagued Hitchens is a bit of a flip flopper, at once believing in something called “International Socialism” while supporting the current war in Iraq at its onset. His views on the world are complex and worth looking at, however confusing his reasoning may be.

Who doesn’t hate fake-Christian Jerry Falwell? On Jerry Falwell, Hitchens says:

He woke up every morning pinching his chubby little flanks saying, “I got away with it again.”

Simply charming, makes us kinda sweaty… We love making fun of snake-oil salesmen the likes of Jerry Falwell, if only the IQ of all mankind would raise up a few points so that all of these sweaty Christ-sellers go out of business.

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