Honestly, that was the first thought on all of our twisted minds when we saw the photo below of little known tennis pro, Beth Mattek. In quite possibly the worst photo of a relatively attractive person ever taken, Beth Mattek looks like she just got off the set of some 70′s gold and tennis themed porno.

Wearing an outfit worthy of Caligula, Beth Mattek, her excess sweat and her wardrobe literally all shine at the U.S. Open.

Nothing succeeds like excess? Nothing succeeds like a sweaty gold mess? Beth Mattek, we actually like you for all of your wardrobe daring, shine on sweaty mistress of the racket, shine on.

Golden turkey anyone? Gobble, gobble. We can only imagine being there to witness both the excessive sweating and metalic gold together at last, for the Bad Taste, Reunion Tour 2007.

Where did it go all wrong? At Wimbledon, Beth Mattek spent the crucial time before her match with one of the Williams sisters (do you really care which one? We didn’t think so), shopping to find the perfect outfit to wear during the duel. In this case, we think it was time well spent Chucky dollface.

See, she’s kinda cute afterall, but yo, that first sweaty pic, we’re still recovering from all that raw sweat and gold.

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