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Excessive Sweating Soccer Madness!

Who wants to sit next this guy on a bus?  How about on the subway?  Do you think he was fun at dance class? How do you say?  Excessive sweating explosion? No? Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Eva Amurri, Little Susan Sarandon, Makes Everyone Sweat Including Herself

Sweaty situation-making, Eva Amurri, is the 5’10″ daughter of Susan Surandon (can’t you see the resemblance?) that’s making waves on the internets for a recent very nude scene in Californication in which she plays a stripper stripping for David Duchovny.  She’s very talented. And she’s sweating all over Hollywood, it’s the pits. Link or Bookmark [...]
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Dina Lohan Excessive Sweating Like She’s Got Two Hot Daughters

The excessive sweating, orange tanned creature takes the life force of those younger, more immature. She catches them in moments of paralysis, often under bright lights, drugged by fame and robs them of actually growing up. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Sarah Jessica Parker: Sweaty B.O. is No Smelly Joke

Those of us at Celebrity Sweating that have a penis, think sweaty Sarah Jessica Parker sucks and that Sex and the City (the TV show and especially the movies) sucks on level that makes everything else that sucks suck less.  That’s a lot of sweaty sucking. If there was a term for the philosophy of [...]
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JWoww of Jersey Shore Proves There’s No Limit to Tackiness with her Excessive Sweating

We really don’t understand Jersey Shore, because we deal with douche bags every day, driving on the Los Angeles freeway.  Why would we want to watch sweaty douche bags when we come home to relax? Watching idiots being idiots has never been that charming to us, but it seems to have transfixed the rest of [...]
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Zac Efron: Beautiful Man Sweating

Sweaty Zac Efron, the Californian dude who the impossibly perfect Hollywood name, say it, “Zac Efron.” Sort of takes the stress off, doesn’t it? Some people are just too lucky, and in this case, it’s okay, because all in all, Zac Efron is one of the good guys in Hollywood. Link or Bookmark to: Hide [...]
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Katie Price, AKA, Jordan, Excessively Sweats with Large Goon

So little talent, such big boobs, so much sweating, it’s the rise of civilization, we’ve come so far… People these days are just famous for being awful, just downright awful (Heidi Montag for example), check out this one time sweaty celebrity couple from across the pond, Katie Price and who cares (some dude, looks like [...]
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Michelle Obama Sweating Around in Circles

Michelle Obama sweating over the BP’s gulf oil disaster?   About two wars in the Middle East? About the fact that the economy is probably going to get a lot worse (who isn’t sweating about that?)? No.  Michelle Obama is excessively sweating doing some important hula hooping y’all! Is the Barack Obama presidency the final nail [...]
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Sweaty, Sweaty Armpits: Call Interpol, Pierce Brosnan Sweating Kills

If the current angry, muscular brute of a James Bond, played Daniel Craig, isn’t a reaction to Pierce Brosnan’s James Bond, then we’re some kind of perverted celebrity body fluid bloggers. Okay, bad analogy. Sweaty Pierce Brosnan might have been the best looking James Bond, but he just wasn’t believable as the charming international thug, [...]
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Joe Jonas Premarital Excessive Sweating

Sweaty teen exploitation…  There are so many pics of Joe Jonas excessive sweating, we were giddy with excitement, giggling like drunk teenage girls backstage at a Jonas Brothers concert. There’s nothing more lame than religious music made for preteen and early teen girls full of sexual innuendo, except, of course the Jonas Brothers music…  Why [...]
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Sweaty Kerry Katona, A British Britney

We don’t know too much about sweaty Kerry Katona, other than she’s sort of like a British Britney, except probably more intelligent, with worse luck than Britney and she marries cab drivers, which is sort of charming…  But she sweats a lot, so it’s open season for us… Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Steve Carell Sweats the Funny Fame

Hello funny-face McGee. We wonder if Steve Carell only makes that face when is armpits are drenched with sweating?  He’s got so many funny faces, it’s really hard to keep track. Steve Carell is currently working on a remake of a Peter Sellers film The Bobo and we’re sweaty with anticipation. Oh, just look at [...]
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Sheryl Crow is Trying to Sweat Back Into Our Hearts

Does anyone remember this sweaty lady?  Sheryl Crow’s music has been like her sex appeal, barely above memorable, and that’s okay, because girlfriend’s done fine by her.  Serious.  She a rich lady. Yeah, we know, that’s not a whole lot of sweating, but we just wanted to dish about sweaty Sheryl Crow, because damn it, [...]
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Amy Winehouse Alien Armpit and Excessively Sweaty Boyfriend

Kill it with fire!  Nuke it from orbit!  Amy Winehouse’s no sweat armpit has an alien protrusion!  We think it could be the antichrist.  Hide the children. What is that thing?  Is it sentient? Is it a drug stash?  Amy Winehouse who’s infamous for her off-stage pursuits, and famous for her on stage sweaty performances, [...]
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Jude Law as Hamlet: To Sweat or Not to Sweat

To wear antiperspirant or not to wear antiperspirant. These are troubling times indeed, excessively sweaty Jude Law. Back in December of 2009, a wee actor named Jude Law was doing Hamlet on Broadway, while his movie Sherlock Holmes was to debut a month or so later and he was set to have another child. Both [...]
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Chubby Mariah Carey Sweating into Obscurity Finally

Where have all the Cinderella’s gone?  Cinderella’s story ended early (you never got to find out what happened after the Prince marries Cinderella), and if they made sequels, the story would probably end up like mimicking Mariah Carey’s life.  For realz dawg.  Sweat life.  Sweat life. What really is sweaty Mariah Carey’s appeal?  Sure, great [...]
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Desperate Teri Hatcher Sweating: Sweat-Stained Cougar Action

Sweaty cougar roar! Former NFL cheerleader, and currently a desperate housewife, a role suited for sweaty Teri Hatcher, as art copies real life, is found excessive sweating her way out of the sexy-face.  If you’re going to make a sexy-face, make sure your fluids, especially your sweat, are contained, just say’n. We’re not haters, actually, [...]
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Scarlett Johansson Stops the Press with Excessive Perspiration

Sweaty Scarlett Johansson shows that it’s a lot of hard work being almost perfect, sometimes you leak out some  excessive perspiration…  What’s a politically active and sex symbol to do?  Antiperspirant? “I would like to say among celebrities, their needs to be some sort of antiperspirant relief fund” We couldn’t agree more Mrs. Reynolds (Scarlett [...]
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Alec Baldwin: Sweating Enough for All Baldwins Everywhere

We have the love for excessive sweating Alec Baldwin.  Who wouldn’t?  Great sweaty actor with huge range and real emotion, who also is politically active in an honest, well-thought-out way.  We even love the excessive sweating Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock?  Amazing. “Hey Buddy, see this water bottle?  Yeah, in two seconds it’s gonna be on [...]
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Hilary Swank Cyborg Excessive Sweating

Is excessively perspiring Hilary Swank looking like a cyborg ambassador for the upcoming human-robot war below?  Yes, and we’re not sure if it’s a good look… “Fierce” isn’t quite the the right word, attractively menacing?  Is she looking for John Conner? Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Ashton Kutcher Sweating the Jungle: Watch Out for Cougars!

Giant pink, excessive sweating, goofy man spotted in wild.  Approach with caution and beware of cougar nearby… Ashton Kutcher isn’t just the sweaty victim of a cougar mauling, he’s also starring in the new movie, Valentine’s Day.  The one time male model, who has a last name that sounds like female genitalia (yeah, a lady’s [...]
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