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Why is This Man Sweating? The Tiger is Out of The Woods!

Boring sweaty Tiger Woods finally gets interesting, but of course not for performing a hole in one, but rather for playing many different sweaty holes at once!  Oh, this is too much sweaty fun!  Who would have thought?  We knew all along…  Really. Just think about it, a man who has no real social passions?  What [...]
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Reese Witherspoon Without Antiperspirant!

Oh Laura Jeanne Reese Witherspoon, why have you forsaken us? Why have sinned the armpit stain sin? Good Lord, thou shall not excessive sweat from thine sweaty armpits! Sweaty Reese Witherspoon, we loved you in Election even though we loved hating you in the movie itself! Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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British Turkey, Tony Blair Excessive Sweating Lameness

Excessive sweating Anthony Charles Lynton Blair is an awfully long name for a sweaty douche bag, and a quitter.   Sweaty Tony Blair is famous for a lot of things, but in the last decade, mostly for being frat brothers with logically disabled George W. Bush. Excessively sweaty and slimey Tony Blair was step for [...]
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Twilight Werewolf Taylor Lautner Steroid Excessive Sweating

Hey brah, you’re totally leaking the sweat fluids dude, chill on the steroid intake. Sweaty Taylor Lautner is seemingly everyone’s favorite button-nose teen werewolf these days, and for good reason, the Twilight Saga: New Moon sweaty star is ripped like a comic book hero.  Totals brah. Gil Birmingham (middle) posted the above excessive perspiration picture [...]
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Hugh Jackman Macho Sweating

Oh sweaty, grunting macho man Hugh Jackman, you are almost too heterosexual…  You almost have to wonder. However, you were indeed a great sweaty, lunging Wolverine, even though the script and the plot was a little convoluted and predictable and while entertaining, the movie didn’t go beyond the usual sweaty action movie fare. Hey buddy, I [...]
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Master of Whining, Nineties Ghost Billy Corgan Sweating Like Uncle Fester on Spring Break

Hyperhidrosis much sweaty Uncle Fester?  Nineties icon of teenage pain, Billy Corgan is excessively sweaty during the Hollywood star ceremony.  With James Bond villain looks, sweaty Billy Corgan looks like his songs sound, full of interior agony with a hint of quiet remorse. We have a feeling sweaty Billy Corgan misses the nineties…  We certainly [...]
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Every Man’s Actor, Kevin Costner Sweating a Waterworld Armpits

Every dude, sweaty, Kevin Costner, when he isn’t fighting an ever-expanding forehead, is excessive sweating his path into oblivion.  Ghost of male-driven macho roles of past, sweaty Kevin Costner is now doing what boring rich men do everywhere, mainly, play golf, sweat it up and hangout with their trophy wives. Can you feel the mediocrity? [...]
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Brooke Shields Sweats Andre Agassi Book?

Is Brooke Shields excessive sweating because she drove Andre Agassi to do crystal meth?  No, pro tennis and an overly-ambitious Iranian dad and a lack of education among many other things is what drove Andre Agassi to do the redneck’s cocaine. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Sarah Lancaster Sweats Out Happiness

Oh my god!  I’m like totally sweaty like crazy!  I guess I wasn’t saved by the bell… Sweaty armpits Sarah Beth Lancaster is a small-time American actress, known for her roles of Rachel in Saved by the Bell: The New Class and Madison Kellner on Everwood.  Saved by the Bell, what’s the attraction?  Why two [...]
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King of Hormones, Sylvester Stallone Sweats the PR Tour

If you haven’t seen the latest sweaty jungle Rambo (also known as Rambo IV or John Rambo) movie, you definitely should, because it’s almost like sweaty Sylvester Stallone getting back to his quasi-indie roots…  It’s a mixture between a cheap slasher movie, an action movie and the first Rocky. And instead of being a big [...]
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Jason Statham’s Action Armpits are Sweaty Weapons

Sweaty action movie star Jason Statham is one of those unlikely celebrities, until, of course you see their work.  He’s sort of the British kickboxing Bruce Willis, but cooler (the accent alone makes him cooler). The armpit excessive sweating, doesn’t make him cooler however… Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Petra Nemcova Red Carpet Sweating

Supermodel Petra Nemcová is a whole lot of lovely in one person, but apparently, she’s also a whole lot of sweating in one person as well. Yeah, we know, it’s not a huge sweat stain, but if gives us a chance to talk about Petra Nemcová, and we’ll take that chance every time we get, thank [...]
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Oksana Baiul’s Excessive Sweating Breaks Through the Ice

Excessive sweating Oksana Baiul gives trashy American-Russian (actually Ukrainian) a bad name…  Or ex-figure skaters the world around. Between the drunk driving and celebrity poker circuit, sweaty blonde ghost of Olympic ice rinks past, Oksana Baiul likes to show up on the red carpet with a sweaty swamp underneath her arms. If you really want [...]
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Wilmer Valderrama Excessive Sweating Hipster

Just look at this lucky, sweaty immigrant!  And we say that with sweaty love…  Mucho love!  Because Excessive sweating armpits Wilmer Valderrama got famous, funny enough, playing an accented, flaming  immigrant on That 70′s Show. You know, that old joke that foreign men are simply more, well, feminine…  And in this case, sweaty! Wilmer Valderrama [...]
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Cuba Gooding Jr. Not So Good with The Sweating

Show me the excessive sweating!  Cuba Gooding Jr., that movie star of black stereotypes, that guy from those 90′s movies (Jerry McGuire, Boyz n the Hood…) is releasing some sweating hits below: Cuba Gooding Jr., you can win an Oscar for Best Supporting Actor, but it’s hard to have a long career in this town… [...]
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Jennifer Carpenter Floods Her Armpits with Sweat

Dexter star Jennifer Carpenter is excessive sweating like she just killed someone for the first time… You’re killing us honey, really.  You can’t really sweat like that in a post 9/11 world! You think if you made it to cable, Showtime to say the least, you could afford some antiperspirant for your red carpet sweating? [...]
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Sweating Adriana Lima is Just a Bit Leaky on the Red Carpet

Petite sweating Adriana Lima isn’t really bursting at the seams here with perspiration, but we just wanted to do a post about her and obviously show some pictures of this hot, sweaty Brazilian unicorn.  She’s simply all magic and wonder, with a face and a body too perfect for words, Adriana Lima rocks the red [...]
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Beam Me Up Some Antiperspirant, William Shatner Excessive Sweats All Over Space

In the future, overly dramatic, washed-up actors drown public appearances with their sweating… Excessive sweating William Shatner, the famous “Captain kirk” from Star Trek, was perspiring bullets in public a while back (2007) at his book signing. Autographing is hard work! His book, “William Shatner Star Trek Academy: Collision Course,” and Mr. Shatner were at [...]
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Excessive Sweating Armpits for Clooney Girlfriend, Lisa Snowdon

Miss Lisa Snowdon, is that nervous sweating? Or is it fear-of-getting-too-old for modeling excessive armpit sweat? We kid, she looks great! Even with all of that British sweating. For those of you in the United States, Lisa Snowdon is a 37 year old sweaty English model and television personality (televisions have personalities?). Sweaty Snowdon (originally [...]
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Keira Excessive Sweating Knightley Near You

Excessive sweating skin on bones, Keira Knightley, just can’t put a stop to the underarm sweating, you’d think being supposedly the second highest paid sweaty celebrity actress would allow her the luxury of some decent antiperspirant… We want to really like sweaty armpits Keira Knightley, we really do… But every time the camera moves away [...]
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Kym Marsh Pits Her Sweating into the World

Sweats a lot Kym Marsh is somebody famous over there on that weird little island called Great Britian… We really don’t have any clue about a quarter of the stuff that goes on over there, but we do know those limeys have a lot of sweaty celebrities. Public sweating victim, Kym Marsh, from what we [...]
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