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Tom Cruise: Sweating Like His Life has Meaning

Sweaty Tom Cruise, owner of the deepest, darkest closet in human history, is excessive sweating something awful here.  It’s as if there’s a real person inside of Tom Cruise, sweating to get out! Sweating Tom Cruise is proof that there are honest, down-to-Earth people who follow the true values of what America is, still working [...]
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Excessive Sweating Criminal: Jude Law

Oh what a shame Watson!  Being defeated by 3D blue people!  Totally Avat-tarded!  Oh, there you go Watson, excessive sweating all over the damn place, bloody hell! Judy Law excessive sweats like it’s totally in fashion brah, totes! Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Sweat Stain of Mediocrity: Kate Hudson is the Perspiration Pits

Sweaty Kate Hudson, why do you still exist in media?  We have no idea.  Everything about you is like so blah! You even agree with us that you’re about as exciting as mauve wallpaper.  Sweaty Kate Hudson’s own words about seeing herself on screen: “gets cold… shakes and… sweats” That people still give you roles [...]
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Ashley Jones: Bold and Beautiful Excessive Sweating

Bold and beautiful Ashley Jones just can’t can’t stop here excessive perspiration from ruining her almost perfect red carpet pose.  And it’s weird, because she’s not exactly The Young and the Restless anymore, girfriend’s 33 now (but she’s still hot and sweaty enough to make use feel young and restless!). Armpit sweat disaster Ashley Jones [...]
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Rihanna Sweating Herself So Hard

Sweaty armpits Robyn Rihanna Fenty, you are every bit a vision of loveliness, talent and perspiration.  You go girl.  You went far girl. And thank god you went far from has been Chris Brown. Get some antiperspirant for that excessive sweating yo, you’re gonna sweat stain that silk! Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Sweaty Traveling Salesman Tiger Woods Loses His Balls

Sweaty Tiger Woods, you come out of hiding to make a wimpy little statement about your infidelities, and then come out of hiding again and you go and say you’ve quit golf indefinitely…  Got nuts?  Really? You chase literally everything that sweats in your path, standards be damned, and now you’re going away to your [...]
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Why is This Man Sweating? The Tiger is Out of The Woods!

Boring sweaty Tiger Woods finally gets interesting, but of course not for performing a hole in one, but rather for playing many different sweaty holes at once!  Oh, this is too much sweaty fun!  Who would have thought?  We knew all along…  Really. Just think about it, a man who has no real social passions?  What [...]
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Reese Witherspoon Without Antiperspirant!

Oh Laura Jeanne Reese Witherspoon, why have you forsaken us? Why have sinned the armpit stain sin? Good Lord, thou shall not excessive sweat from thine sweaty armpits! Sweaty Reese Witherspoon, we loved you in Election even though we loved hating you in the movie itself! Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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British Turkey, Tony Blair Excessive Sweating Lameness

Excessive sweating Anthony Charles Lynton Blair is an awfully long name for a sweaty douche bag, and a quitter.   Sweaty Tony Blair is famous for a lot of things, but in the last decade, mostly for being frat brothers with logically disabled George W. Bush. Excessively sweaty and slimey Tony Blair was step for [...]
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Twilight Werewolf Taylor Lautner Steroid Excessive Sweating

Hey brah, you’re totally leaking the sweat fluids dude, chill on the steroid intake. Sweaty Taylor Lautner is seemingly everyone’s favorite button-nose teen werewolf these days, and for good reason, the Twilight Saga: New Moon sweaty star is ripped like a comic book hero.  Totals brah. Gil Birmingham (middle) posted the above excessive perspiration picture [...]
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Hugh Jackman Macho Sweating

Oh sweaty, grunting macho man Hugh Jackman, you are almost too heterosexual…  You almost have to wonder. However, you were indeed a great sweaty, lunging Wolverine, even though the script and the plot was a little convoluted and predictable and while entertaining, the movie didn’t go beyond the usual sweaty action movie fare. Hey buddy, I [...]
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Master of Whining, Nineties Ghost Billy Corgan Sweating Like Uncle Fester on Spring Break

Hyperhidrosis much sweaty Uncle Fester?  Nineties icon of teenage pain, Billy Corgan is excessively sweaty during the Hollywood star ceremony.  With James Bond villain looks, sweaty Billy Corgan looks like his songs sound, full of interior agony with a hint of quiet remorse. We have a feeling sweaty Billy Corgan misses the nineties…  We certainly [...]
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Every Man’s Actor, Kevin Costner Sweating a Waterworld Armpits

Every dude, sweaty, Kevin Costner, when he isn’t fighting an ever-expanding forehead, is excessive sweating his path into oblivion.  Ghost of male-driven macho roles of past, sweaty Kevin Costner is now doing what boring rich men do everywhere, mainly, play golf, sweat it up and hangout with their trophy wives. Can you feel the mediocrity? [...]
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Brooke Shields Sweats Andre Agassi Book?

Is Brooke Shields excessive sweating because she drove Andre Agassi to do crystal meth?  No, pro tennis and an overly-ambitious Iranian dad and a lack of education among many other things is what drove Andre Agassi to do the redneck’s cocaine. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Sarah Lancaster Sweats Out Happiness

Oh my god!  I’m like totally sweaty like crazy!  I guess I wasn’t saved by the bell… Sweaty armpits Sarah Beth Lancaster is a small-time American actress, known for her roles of Rachel in Saved by the Bell: The New Class and Madison Kellner on Everwood.  Saved by the Bell, what’s the attraction?  Why two [...]
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King of Hormones, Sylvester Stallone Sweats the PR Tour

If you haven’t seen the latest sweaty jungle Rambo (also known as Rambo IV or John Rambo) movie, you definitely should, because it’s almost like sweaty Sylvester Stallone getting back to his quasi-indie roots…  It’s a mixture between a cheap slasher movie, an action movie and the first Rocky. And instead of being a big [...]
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Jason Statham’s Action Armpits are Sweaty Weapons

Sweaty action movie star Jason Statham is one of those unlikely celebrities, until, of course you see their work.  He’s sort of the British kickboxing Bruce Willis, but cooler (the accent alone makes him cooler). The armpit excessive sweating, doesn’t make him cooler however… Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Petra Nemcova Red Carpet Sweating

Supermodel Petra Nemcová is a whole lot of lovely in one person, but apparently, she’s also a whole lot of sweating in one person as well. Yeah, we know, it’s not a huge sweat stain, but if gives us a chance to talk about Petra Nemcová, and we’ll take that chance every time we get, thank [...]
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Oksana Baiul’s Excessive Sweating Breaks Through the Ice

Excessive sweating Oksana Baiul gives trashy American-Russian (actually Ukrainian) a bad name…  Or ex-figure skaters the world around. Between the drunk driving and celebrity poker circuit, sweaty blonde ghost of Olympic ice rinks past, Oksana Baiul likes to show up on the red carpet with a sweaty swamp underneath her arms. If you really want [...]
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Wilmer Valderrama Excessive Sweating Hipster

Just look at this lucky, sweaty immigrant!  And we say that with sweaty love…  Mucho love!  Because Excessive sweating armpits Wilmer Valderrama got famous, funny enough, playing an accented, flaming  immigrant on That 70′s Show. You know, that old joke that foreign men are simply more, well, feminine…  And in this case, sweaty! Wilmer Valderrama [...]
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Cuba Gooding Jr. Not So Good with The Sweating

Show me the excessive sweating!  Cuba Gooding Jr., that movie star of black stereotypes, that guy from those 90′s movies (Jerry McGuire, Boyz n the Hood…) is releasing some sweating hits below: Cuba Gooding Jr., you can win an Oscar for Best Supporting Actor, but it’s hard to have a long career in this town… [...]
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