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Jennifer Carpenter Floods Her Armpits with Sweat

Dexter star Jennifer Carpenter is excessive sweating like she just killed someone for the first time… You’re killing us honey, really.  You can’t really sweat like that in a post 9/11 world! You think if you made it to cable, Showtime to say the least, you could afford some antiperspirant for your red carpet sweating? [...]
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Sweating Adriana Lima is Just a Bit Leaky on the Red Carpet

Petite sweating Adriana Lima isn’t really bursting at the seams here with perspiration, but we just wanted to do a post about her and obviously show some pictures of this hot, sweaty Brazilian unicorn.  She’s simply all magic and wonder, with a face and a body too perfect for words, Adriana Lima rocks the red [...]
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Beam Me Up Some Antiperspirant, William Shatner Excessive Sweats All Over Space

In the future, overly dramatic, washed-up actors drown public appearances with their sweating… Excessive sweating William Shatner, the famous “Captain kirk” from Star Trek, was perspiring bullets in public a while back (2007) at his book signing. Autographing is hard work! His book, “William Shatner Star Trek Academy: Collision Course,” and Mr. Shatner were at [...]
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Excessive Sweating Armpits for Clooney Girlfriend, Lisa Snowdon

Miss Lisa Snowdon, is that nervous sweating? Or is it fear-of-getting-too-old for modeling excessive armpit sweat? We kid, she looks great! Even with all of that British sweating. For those of you in the United States, Lisa Snowdon is a 37 year old sweaty English model and television personality (televisions have personalities?). Sweaty Snowdon (originally [...]
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Keira Excessive Sweating Knightley Near You

Excessive sweating skin on bones, Keira Knightley, just can’t put a stop to the underarm sweating, you’d think being supposedly the second highest paid sweaty celebrity actress would allow her the luxury of some decent antiperspirant… We want to really like sweaty armpits Keira Knightley, we really do… But every time the camera moves away [...]
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Kym Marsh Pits Her Sweating into the World

Sweats a lot Kym Marsh is somebody famous over there on that weird little island called Great Britian… We really don’t have any clue about a quarter of the stuff that goes on over there, but we do know those limeys have a lot of sweaty celebrities. Public sweating victim, Kym Marsh, from what we [...]
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Resident Sweaty Milla Jovovich has Evil Perspiration

Zombie-killing, perspiration pits, Milla Jovovich just can’t keep the monster sweat glands at bay any longer. But she’s still adorable with her sweaty armpits, that uncompromising smile and those alien good looks. She can get extra sweaty with us or beam us up anytime… Sweaty Milla, while not the best at chosing roles, is still [...]
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Excessively Lovely Halle Berry Excessive Perspiration in Orange

Oh, damp, sweating orange never looked so good. Sweaty Halle Berry is some kind of Hollywood wonderful, a very sweaty wonderful sometimes. Excessive sweating of the armpits… No one’s perfect, Halle Berry you’re pretty darn close girlfriend. Sweaty Halle Maria Berry of course was a former fashion model, and beauty queen (runner-up for Miss USA [...]
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Danny Jones’ Sweating Armpit Rocks More than McFly

Excessively sweaty Danny Jones of British pop band McFly, totally rocks brah. This sweaty douche bag has the musical significance of a wood tick sucking blood from Kurt Cobain’s sweaty cat (the one he trapped in his chimney, not Courtney). Seriously, are pathetic love songs with whiny vocals the only genre known to man? This [...]
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Carol Vorderman Excessively Sweats for Sketchy Loans

Across the pond, over here in America, we don’t really know why certain sweaty British people become famous. Sweating Carol Vorderman is some sort of English journalist, businesswoman and television presenter, but is really famous for co-hosting the popular British Channel 4 game show Countdown. The sweaty-pits star co-hosted Countdown starting from November 2nd, 1982, [...]
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Sweaty Juliette Lewis, Too Classy for Antiperspirant

Excessive sweating Juliette Lewis has done over 40 movies (films and made-for-TV), been nominated for an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress in 1992, and is even a Scientologist, but she can’t control her armpit sweating. It’s called antiperspirant darling… Juliette Lewis sweaty pits, is sort of known for her weird personality (no, not the [...]
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Teen Sensation Robert Pattinson Excessively Sweats his New Fame

Excessively sweaty and cute Robert Pattinson is the new sweaty teen heart throb of the moment, and understandably so… A supernatural dude who can protect you, is also somewhat dangerous and that you can’t have sex with, but want to? Yeah, every teen girls sweaty dream. Robert Pattinson is like that hot gay friend that [...]
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Posh Briton Tara Palmer-Tomkinson Sweat Stains Her Society Garb

Sweaty British society girl Tara Palmer-Tomkinson is seen to the left sweating through her fancy white dress. Why do we care? Well, as the title of the blog states, Tara Palmer is some sort of celebrity and she’s sweating excessively, through her antiperspirant and through her fancy it-girl clothing. Why she’s a sweaty celebrity? We [...]
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Ryan Seacrest is an Ocean of Excessive Sweating

In a not so metrosexual moment, sweaty Ryan Seacrest drenches his entire shirt with tons of sweat. There’s only one tiny area that isn’t drenched with metrosexual sweating. We never liked American Idol, there’s just something slightly fascist about watching people who should know better, embarrass themselves while working up a heavy sweat singing stereotypical [...]
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Nicole Kidman: Pregnant and Excessive Sweating

Excessive sweating Nicole Kidman just can’t turn off the armpit sweat valve, but it’s okay, because her new movie Australia, by one of Celebrity Sweating‘s favorite all-time directors, Baz Luhrmann, looks amazing and of course, her new baby girl, is super cute… Nicole Kidman can sweat all she wants, because she’s rich bitch! Keith Urban [...]
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Antiperspirant Opera: Raya Meddine is All Purple and Excessive Sweat

Ah, the young and without antiperspirant… Raya Meddine’s excessive sweating makes her dress two shades of purple, sweaty amazon swamp purple and shiny silk purple. Extra chic! no? For those of you who are unfamiliar with Raya Meddine, she is also sometimes referred to as Rana Alamuddin, is a Lebanese American actress, a sweating amazon [...]
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Excessive Sweating Tichina Arnold Sweats the Blues

Sweat-stained Tichina Anold tries to look cute for the paparazzi, but how cute is a fierce sweating stain on an angelic blue dress? No so cute yo. However, Tichina does look adorable with that sincere smile with her foot in her hand. Antiperspirant, use it, live it, it ads just that extra level of perfection [...]
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Almost a Celebrity, Deborah Gregory Sweats Her Cheetah Dress

Yeah, we know. We’ve never heard of sweaty-armpits Deborah Gregory either… However, she sort of some kind of perspiration suffering, niche-market big deal in Hollywood-land. Excessive sweating Deborah Gregory wrote a relatively well-known series of books called “The Cheetah Girls,” and is also the producer of the Disney movies based on those books: The Cheetah [...]
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Dana Delaney: Sweat-Stained Pits But Dry Career

Sweaty Dana Delaney of the critically acclaimed China Beach TV show that aired from 1988 to 91, is seen here with some excessive sweating stained armpits. Perspiration pits Dana Delaney is a two-time Emmy Award winning actress for her role as nurse, Colleen McMurphy on the ABC Vietnam War drama (China Beach). She’s got more [...]
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Sweaty Ghost of Trashy Comedy’s Past, Christina Applegate Sweats Obscurity

Armpit sweating victim, and one time teenage vixen, sweaty Christina Applegate is back from relative obscurity with a new show on ABC called Samantha Who, more like Samantha Who Cares… There are the looks that just keep on giving, and well, looks that just plane wear out.  Sweaty Applegate seems to just keep on going.  [...]
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Cristiano Ronaldo: Metrosexual Sweating God on Field, Excessive Sweating Playboy Fiend Off Field

Excessive sweating, whore-loving, international soccer stud, Cristiano Ronaldo doesn’t really have a problem in the world, besides of course, middle-class morals and values, which he has none… Sweaty Cristiano Ronaldo, for those of you out of touch with the rest of the world, is Manchester United’s Portuguese soccer star (football star to the rest of [...]
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