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Recent Pregnant Hollywood Celebrity Baby Posts- Hilary Duff Baby Bump Spotted Out in the WildExpectant celebrity mom-to-be, Hilary Duff and her celebrity baby bump, was spotted as the one-time, manufactured popstar made her way to the nail salon late last week. Hilary Duff was heading over to Bellacures nail salon, one of actress and singer’s favorite places to hang out in Studio City (Los Angeles). Hilary Duff has been […]
- Natlie Portman Debuts Celebrity Baby BumpBlack Swan star, Natalie Portman, has delivered a double-shot of happy news recently. The actress has confirmed around Christmas time that she is engaged and expecting her first child! Natalie and Benjamin Millepied, a choreographer, met on the set of Black Swan. What a nice way to start the year! Actually, 2011 will probably […]
- Celebrity Mom Reese Witherspoon is Getting Married Again!Actress Reese Witherspoon and her boyfriend Jim Toth are now engaged! Reese Witherspoon‘s representative shared that they are about to tie the not and are “extremely happy”. Jim Toth is a Hollywood agent and the Hollywood couple have been dating since the beginning of this year. So exciting to see another celebrity couple getting engaged […]
- David Schwimmer is Totally Going to Be a Celebrity Dad!The Wonder Years and Friends star is all grown up and will be having babies with his wife! David Schwimmer is going to be a celebrity father! The 90′s actor and his lovely wife Zoe Buckman, who wed in June in a private ceremony, will be first-time celebrity parents. Zoe Buckman, David Schwimmer’s wife, is […]
- Reese Witherspoon is Thinking More Kids in the Future!Superstar celebrity mother, Reese Witherspoon is currently dating Jim Toth, a hollywood agent (don’t break-up with this one, don’t bite the hand that feeds you Reese). The actress has recently confessed that she would like to expand her celebrity family in the future! These celebrities just love to reproduce! Reese Witherspoon shared: “I would love […]
- Jessica Simpson Wants Kids with Her New Fiance!Really famous person for being, well, famous, and for sometimes singing, Jessica Simpson just recently got engaged to her boyfriend of six months, Eric Johnson! Jessica Simpson has expressed that she really wants to start a celebrity family! Jessica Simpson said: “I definitely see myself having a family with Eric, so that’s exciting to think […]
- Kate Moss’ Celebrity Daughter is a “Mini-Me”!British Supermodel and celebrity mom, Kate Moss shares that her adorable daughter is just like her! Little eight-year-old Lila is apparently the exact same as her supermodel mom in that she dresses like her, she looks like her, and she even has the same personality. Kate even calls Lila her “mini-me”! She confesses: “Oh, it’s […]
- Former Bachelorette Jen Schefft Has Baby!Reality TV’s Jen Schefft, former Bachelorette, welcomed a precious reality star baby girl on Saturday Nov. 13! Jen Schefft and her husband Joe Waterman recently got married in May 2009 and this is the first reality TV child for the couple.The new sort-of-famous celebrity parents named their newborn daughter, Mae Elizabeth Waterman. Jen met Joe […]
- Jeffrey Tambor 66 Year Old Father to 5 Year Old Kids!Actor Jeffrey Tambor, known for his role in Arrested Development, is 66 years old and a young spirited father! Jeffrey is the father of four celebrity kids who are all under the age of 5. He also has an adult daughter named Molly, who is working as a teacher, from a previous marriage. Jeffrey and […]
- Paulina Rubio Welcomes Celebrity Baby Boy!That’s a cute banana! Celebrity mother banana now! Paulina Rubio and her hubby Nicolas Vallejo-Nagera finally say hello to their newborn celebrity baby boy! Little andrea Nicolas Vallejo-Nagera Rubio was born in Miami on November 14, 2010. This little famous tyke is the first child for the happy celebrity couple. The Latin singer tweeted on […]
- Hilary Duff Baby Bump Spotted Out in the Wild
Category Archives: Armpit Sweat Stains
Excessive Sweating Mess has New Mascot in George W Bush
Excessive sweating George W Bush pulls a Benny Hill at the 2008 Beijing Olympics and creeps out the female athletes, sweat stains his clothes and almost kills himself in his drunken, sweaty stupor in the stands. Go America! For two elections you were fooled by swiftboats, phony economics and good ol’ boy posturing and let [...]
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Powerful Perspiration Putin Not Smelling Pretty
Russian master of puppets, Prime Minister Vladimir Putin puts his best excessive sweating armpit forward to the world in a show of Russian perspiration power. Why does sweaty Vladimir Putin always look like he’s saying “Mother Russia will crush you all” with his eyes? Because it’s true, the sweaty oligarch lover and hater will crush [...]
Maria Kirilenko Floods Her Stella McCartney Top with Russian Tennis Babe Sweating
We know, we’re bad people, sweat-obsessed bad people, and maybe even a little weird. So whatcha gonna do? Write your congressman? We thought so. So we’re going to pollute your rivers and wells and sell you over priced bottled water, oh wait, sorry, wrong transcript… So what we’re really going to do is keep writing [...]
Cameron Diaz Doesn’t Obsess About Her Sweating (Obviously)
We pick on sweaty Cameron Diaz a lot, but we have no regrets, she’s a celebrity with a perspiration problem and we’re obsessive bloggers with way too much time who are obsessed with sweat, you can say obsessively obsessed with excessive sweating (oh, we killed again, somebody stop us!). Besides, anyone who’s dated douche bag [...]
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Prettiest Man in Politics, John Edwards Sweating the Campaign Pits
Sweaty John Edwards can win a mean trial, but the Democrat just can’t inspire voters enough, thus his perspired bid in 2008. All of which is a shame because the dude seems like a good guy, and he certainly is an antidote to the festering and rabid right wing. Yes, a big thumbs for John [...]
Debi Mazar Excessive Sweats Out of Character
Character actress Debi Mazar has a little bout of the excessive sweating of the pits here. Doesn’t Batman in Batman Forever have something in his utility belt you can use for the old leaky, sweaty armpits? Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Perspiring Woody Allen Sweat Glands Still Work, for Everything Else There’s Pharmaceuticals
Purveyor of homewrecking young women, perspiring Woody Allen was caught leaving with some pretty gnarly excessive sweating stains underneath the skin curtains that was once his sweaty armpits. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Perspiring Britney Jean Spears Continues to be a Retarded Sweating Mess
While somethings are looking up for sweaty Britney Spears, she still remains an aesthetic train-wreck of outhouse proportions. Shiteous would be an appropriate word here for Britney’s look. You can take the sweaty trash out onto the street, but it still stinks to all hell. What the hell is that on her armpit? If Britney [...]
Perspiration Pits Sammy Hagar Continues to Suck with Old Age
Excessive sweating Sammy Hagar could be one of the most mediocre things to ever happen to Rock ‘n’ Roll. The 80′s sweaty version of Avril Lavigne replaced the mythic and amazing David Lee Roth after Van Halen’s other band members kicked him out. Soon after the David Lee Roth departure, Van Halen’s music relevance faded [...]
Nicole Kidman Excessive Sweats Like a Scientologist in a Polygamist Mormon Cult
Is it us or does sweaty Nicole Kidman below look really hot with that excessively perspiring armpit? Is it that doe caught in headlights kind of blank stare? Is it the sweaty babe lost in the journalistic wilderness bewilderment? I guess we’re all just suckers for the wounded prey look, that and Nicole Kidman looks [...]
Presenting Miss Sweaty Perspiration Pits Mandy Moore
Slippery pits Mandy Moore makes the kind of soul-crushing pop drivel that proves once again, that sweaty teenage girls really do rule the world (at least part of the music world). Stop sweating Mandy, you’re life really can’t be that difficult. Show up, look pretty, try not to offend anyone, rinse, repeat, reset and delete. [...]
People Magazine’s Excessively Sweatiest Man Alive: Matthew McConaughey
Can People Magazine suck more? We dare not think about it as this fine specimen of questionable sweaty celebrity is their Sexiest Man Alive. In his life-long role as sweaty and slightly gay frat-guy douche bag, Matthew McConaughey is the poor man’s male lead in every respect. Name a truly memorable role by this guy, [...]
Sweaty Goth Clown, Kelly Osbourne Can’t Shake The Persistant Excessive Perspiration
Excessive sweating sufferer and gravity-challenged, Kelly Osbourne has the souls of mediocre rockers hidden inside her giant hair. It’s literally a graveyard of hair metal bands and jilted dreams circling around a vortex of white makeup, weight-loss schemes and past sweaty reality-TV glory. You didn’t know sweaty Kelly Osbourne was in Spaceballs, did you? Yes, [...]
Sporty Spice a Little Too Sporty, More Like Excessively Sweaty Sloppy-Seconds Spice
Armpit sweat challenged Melanie C, Mel C or otherwise known as Sporty Spice, has a bout of the performance underarm excessive sweating. Perhaps she’s sweating being constantly around Scary Spice or thinking about why the lone black Spice Girl is called Scary Spice in the first place… Maybe she should ask Eddie Murphy? Link or [...]
Rachel Stevens Excessively Sweats Even When Not Talking About Testicles
Sweaty Barbie doll and popstar bird, Rachel Stevens excessive sweats like she just found out that she has to do another Men’s Health commercial (Everyman Testicular Cancer Awareness campaign). Why are the UK versions of talentless popstars so charming and likable? And it’s not just the accent… Even if they’re all sweaty, they seem like [...]
Plastic Boobs Galore, Jordan, Has a Some Excess Sweating Problems
Is that Jordan’s silicone implants leaking through her wet armpits? We don’t really understand the UK, or the relevance of the sweaty woman below, but we do know she’s some kind of famous and that she obviously has an excessive sweating problem, and to us, that’s all that matters. Okay, for us sweaty bloggers, the [...]
Jesse Metcalfe Excessively Sweats Through His Guido Shirt
Check, collared shiny club shirt, checked. Check blue jeans, checked. Check excessive sweating armpit, checked. Check wussy douchebag, checked. Pavement muncher, sweaty Jesse Metcalfe is your typical Hollywood douchebag, not an extraordinary douche bag, but a typical one. Better known as sweaty MILF meat from Desperate Housewives, Jesse Metcalfe exudes typical club guy. Pay attention [...]
Excessive Sweating Terror Reid Sweat Stains Dresses, The Horror, The Horror
Excessive sweating, Franken-Boob, Tara the Terror Reid, sweat stains dresses and basically performs the social equivalent of farting everywhere she goes… Simply charming, indeed Miss Reid. This little blonde, sweaty pimple on the face of the celebrity world has been popped for quite some time (not just talking about her botched boob job). What we’re [...]
Minka Kelly Sweats the Purple Pits