Jeremy Piven Sweating an Emmy for HBO

Ari Gold, or in real life (whatever that means), Jeremy Piven gets all sweaty during the Emmys, as he should, cause totally won brah.  Surf’s up for sweaty Jeremy Piven, who’s hit the Hollywood A-list with his character from HBO’s Entourage.

Who would have thought a show about some talentless hacks and their douche bag Hollywood friends would become such a hit?

Given that Jeremy Piven’s character basically makes the show and excessive sweating douche bag Adrian Grenier‘s acting and performance, basically ruins the show, you’d think that things would cancel each other out.  If only life was as simple as a math problem, it’d be no sweat.

Here’s an Ari Gold highlight reel, pure gold:

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Jeremy Piven Keeping the Shape with a Good Sweat

You know, Tom Cruise‘s infamous Les Grossman character from Tropic Thunder is the sweatier Ari Gold, with more sweating, cocaine and steroids added, and we can’t be the first bloggers to point that out…

Anyways, here’s a bro hug for you, perspiration-faced Jeremy Piven, your Hollywood time has come.

Jeremy Piven Sweating the Malibu Triathlon

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Mark Zuckerberg: Billion-Dollar Excessive Sweating in a Cold Room

You make stupid logos that make it seem like you and your over-hyped, ivy league wet-dream of a company want to take over the world in the nerdiest way possible.  Grow up and look around, you’re nobody without Facebook, and Facebook is just an idea you most likely stole from someone else.  All you did was made Friendster and MySpace better.  Do you really honestly think you’re the end of this social network evolution?  Wake-up and cash your chips you sweaty nerd-sociopath.

The Cult of Facebook: Sweaty Evil

Oh my god, it’s freezing in here and you’re profusely sweating like you’ve just lost a billion dollars… You just did, because Facebook isn’t really worth 15 billion, only morons would think that, and now that you’ve blown this interview, you’ve really lost value for Facebook.

Here’s a reaction from an attendee from the tech conference that Mark Zuckerberg was being interviewed at:

5:08 pm: My God, Zuckerberg is literally dissolving in a lake of his own sweat. He is visibly flushed, and you can see the beads of sweat rolling down his face. Could this be his Nixon moment?

Mark Zuckerberg Profusely Sweating Through His Pivacy Settings

So what actually went down?  Mark got interviewed, starts sweating his nerd nuts off and the interviewer Kara notes this and suggests the awkward Mark Zuckerberg to take off the lame hoodie he’s wearing, asking:

“You all right? We’re not even yelling at you…yet.”

Mark Zuckerberg refuses to take off the ugly hoodie. I never take it off, he says. Then he wipes the excessive sweat from his brow, looks at the resulting sweat stain on his arm, and then says “whoa,” relents and takes it off.

So in the interview with the Wall Street Journal’s Kara Swisher and Walt Mossberg, Mark Zuckerberg insisted on keeping his lame dark grey hoodie until his strange profuse sweating, (the room was chilly cold) forced the Facebook CEO to take it off.   Creepy eyes (Mark Zuckerberg) then joked about Walt Mossberg’s privacy questions by threatening awkwardly that he does better in internal Facebook meetings because, “I get to wear my hoodie there.”  That’s a like a lame douche bag saying on a date:

“I do better when I’m home masturbating.”

We smell sweaty douche bag, in like the biggest way.  It’s so obvious that Facebook changes it’s privacy settings so much so that all of our information can be stolen and sold, otherwise why are these settings automatically set to less private instead of more private?  And why does he talk like a robot and move his head around as if he’s some sort of animatronic doll?  Creepy dude is creepy.

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Kim Kardashian Massive Ass Sweating

For someone who reportedly sleeps in her workout clothes, sweaty Kim Kardashian should know better and put some antiperspirant in that crack.

Sextape star sweaty Kim Kardashian is currently dating Reggie Bush of the New Orleans Saints, who has very good taste in women (dated Eve Torres and Ciara).

Sweaty Kim Kardashian’s first acting role was the TV series Beyond the Break.  Then she moved to comedy by starring in the 2008 disaster film spoof Disaster Movie as Lisa, alongside Carmen Electra and Vanessa Minnillo.  Ass sweater, Kim Kardashian also has appeared in an episode of How I Met Your Mother entitled “Benefits”.

Kim Kardashian has done many small modeling jobs on the side and has of course, recently posed nude for the December 2007 issue of Playboy magazine.  And we promised we’d show some images from that epic Hollywood A-list spread if we found some images of Kim Kardishian sweating…  So enjoy but don’t get too sweaty yourself.

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Kim Kardashian Loves that Sweating Look

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Beyonce Excessive Sweating Stage Presence

Now that’s not very lady-like Beyonce!  Just look at those glistening, sweaty legs, that’s some hard work right there, girl is working it!

This of course, all occurred during a recent tour…  And we’re sure that it was enforced because, how often do you see pictures of Beyonce from the back of the stage?  Like never!

“Beyonce’s costumes are so tiny and her choreography is so complicated that inevitably she sweats,” says an insider. “It looks pretty gross, so no one is allowed to shoot her from that particular angle anymore.”

Beyonce Looking Her Weight in Gold and Sweat Free

Well, we think your caboose is glamourous, sweat or no sweat dawling…  As evidenced by the above picture, proof positive, no?

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Excessive Beyonce Knowles Sweats Her Babymaker

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Super Yummers! Super sweaty yummers! We love Hayden Panettiere, what’s not to like? She’s a friend of the dolphins:

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Oh sweaty Hayden, what are you looking for? We love you for so many reasons. The cherub face. The idealism…

And the fact that she totally kills herself in every other episode of Heroes, which is a commendable trait for any human being. Of course were talking in a metaphorical sense, like self-deprecation. We wouldn’t ever glamorize suicide, unless it was of course certain individuals in government…

Here’s more Hayden, but in these shots she’s not spelunking for sweat:

Yeah, we’re all in love…

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Does it taste like sweaty ass? All sweaty asses are not created the same…

Paramount Pictures has take a fictional product from the movie and created a real beverage to be marketed in the real world. Those in urban areas will be treated to the following sweat-infused copy:

delicious and bump up struttin’ energy drink that will pump up a brotha’s ass right-pronto. This swill will crank yo’ metabolism up skippin’ right over jiggy to straight G-pimp level, word to your mutha. Brothas will be layin’ down the 2-3 on the wiggy jig focusing the energy flow into cold-face benjamins that will fill yo’ pimp pockets to burstin’. Damn straight! Booty Sweat will keep a brotha pitchin’ straight game all night to the baby-dolls.

Those in the fly-over states or rural areas, will be treated to a plain can, cause you know, they aren’t down with the ebonics. Booty Sweat will be released ahead of the movie, later this summer, our sweaty asses can’t wait (sarcasm).

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These progressive and forward-thinking, sweaty, techno Eurotrash hippies have this to say:

“We face automobile traffic with our naked bodies as the best way of defending our dignity and exposing the unique dangers faced by cyclists and pedestrians as well as the negative consequences we all face due to dependence on oil, and other forms of none-renewable energy.”

Amen naked brother and sister, amen, and what are you doing later? Want to catch a drink or something?

The event was held in the Spanish capitol of Madrid on Saturday, June 7th, coincidentally, sidewalk and car traffic seemed to have increased on this very same Saturday as well. Hmmmm… Now that’s change we can believe in!

More from the “World Naked Bike Ride” website:

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Cycling seems so much more fun now, and for a good cause, what a beautiful place the world is and can be. To add more sweating, fleshy beauty, here’s the Queen cover for “Fat Bottom Girls” in higher resolution for all of you curious types. Enjoy.

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And Golfing? Really? You go from being in The Untouchables and The Godfather: Part III to being caught sweating a lake in your pink pants playing golf? Golf! Golf, one of the lamest activities on Earth? Golf, a massively wasteful (in terms of resources, water, land, time, etc.) and privileged game that smacks of utter status quo and luxurious irrelevance. It’s a game that shouts, “who cares about the world, I’ve made my fortune” and is mainly for douche bags like Tiger Woods (there are, of course some exceptions, Tiger is definitely not one of them, Jack Nicholson is…). All of this Mr. Andy Garcia and you do it with style, excessively sweating your lame exit out of this world in pink pants playing golf. Cool man, cool, fade slowly into the abyss, you had your time Mr. Garcia, but your moment is definitely gone.

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