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How do you say?  Excessive sweating explosion? No?

Celebrity Sweating loves that this ten kilo-ton sweating bomb, which is obviously more powerful that what we thought was humanly possible, is also wearing a gold chain topped by the thug haircut.  Really good look there Walter Pandiani.  Poor Walter, you can’t be to hard on a guy named Walter…

Soccer, who understands it.  Hardly anything ever happens and these overpaid playboys cheat and act their way into winning games all the time.  Sweaty dude is sweaty.

By the way, we’re back.  Sorry for the hiatus, we were working on our gangster rap careers. Okay, fine, it was interpretive dance, and it made us feel whole inside.  You shut that filthy mouth of yours!

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Megan Fox Sweaty Boobs Can't Save Her Career

You might be reading and hearing her Hollywood diarrhea mouth spouting all kinds meaningless actress interview dribble, such as:

“God, I really wish I could go loose on this one. He’s like Napoleon and he wants to create this insane, infamous mad-man reputation. He wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is. So he’s a nightmare to work for but when you get him away from set, and he’s not in director mode, I kind of really enjoy his personality because he’s so awkward, so hopelessly awkward. He has no social skills at all. And it’s endearing to watch him. He’s vulnerable and fragile in real life and then on set he’s a tyrant. Shia [Labeouf] and I almost die when we make a Transformers movie. He has you do some really insane things that insurance would never let you do.”

Megan Fox: More Sweaty Boob Modeling

That some major high school trash talk right there.  The Hitler comparison, really?  Really?

Megan Fox: 3rd Picture in Her Sweaty Boobs Series

Sweaty Megan Fox, it was nice seeing you on the big screen, good luck with the career now that you’ve made it very public that you’re both hard to work with and a train wreck off set.  What a wonderful combination for a long career in Hollywood (sarcasm).

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Megan Fox is a Sweaty Cherry

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Jessica Simpson Sweats Into PG-13

Thank you?  Okay, what else is there left to say?  Is there more Jessica Simpson nipple slip sweating?  Yes!  There’s more!

Ah, the gods of sweating, you have not forsaken us!

It's a Tough Job, But We Have to Report On ALL Sweating

Sweaty Jessica Simpson,  you’re so good at… well, being Jessica Simpson!  Go you!

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Sweaty Danny Bonaduce: The Ed Hardy Demographic

Sweaty Danny Bonaduce (what a douche he), isn’t just a Ed Hardy customer, he is the core demographic for douche bag clothing everywhere!

“Yo brah, you got that in pink?”

In the picture on the left, sweaty boobs Danny Bonaduce could be on a casting call for the next Gremlins (the resemblance to the gremlins from the movie is uncanny).

Excessive sweating in pink, so manly.

We don’t know too much about Danny Bonaduce, besides he smells of douche, but we do know that he’s some sort of rabid Republican, which turns up the douche bag meter by quite a bit.

Leaky boobs Danny Bonaduce loves to be a guest on political shows.  He is, of course, a strong supporter of capital punishment and a strong military.

On Fox News, or faux news, sweaty Bonaduce stated that Jane Fonda should have been murdered for treason for her role in support of the Vietnamese authorities during the Vietnam War.  He also stated on MSNBC’s Scarborough Country saying:

“Personally I think at this point if anyone had a rope thick enough, I think that Rosie should be strung up for treason.”

Ever classy Danny Bonaduce is referring to Rosie O’Donnell.  Sweaty Danny Bonaduce is really committed to be a douche bag.  True Hollywood Story.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Screen Actors Guild Excessive Sweating

Impossibly cute at times, but never quite sexy, sweaty Gwyneth Paltrow has made a career out of starring in small movies that no one goes to see, except the occasional, sweaty, and pimply indie film geek of course (but they’ll go see anything).

Excessive sweating boobies Gwyneth Paltrow always plays the same sort of girl, the seemingly classy and mysterious art girl.  The sort of screen girl you bring home to the fictional uptight parents.  You know, because she’s cute and knows more about 19th century literature than you do.

Back in 2008, sweaty Gwyneth Paltrow shed her indie cred and appeared in Iron Man as Pepper Potts, the main character Stark’s closest friend, budding love interest, and business partner after Pepper replaced Obadiah Stane as CEO of Stark Industries.

Gwyneth Paltrow was hesitant to appear in a comic book action film, but she was convinced by Republican actor (there are so few in Hollywood you really have to make note), Robert Downey Jr., the star, and director Jon Favreau.  Sweaty Paltrow recalled a conversation with Downey, saying:

“Robert called me and he said, ‘This is gonna be fun, and this is gonna be good.’ And then he said to me, ‘Don’t you want to be in a movie that people see?’ And I was like, ‘Whoa! What would that feel like?’ And he’s right. Moviemaking is not supposed to be a masturbatory exercise; it’s supposed to be shared by other people.”

Tell that to Pee Wee Herman!  Oh Gwyneth, did you really have to reproduce with Coldplay?

A Face Only a Makeup Counter Would Love: Gwyneth Paltrow Face Excessive Sweating

Perspiring Gwyneth Paltrow is set to be in the sequel to Iron Man, the cleverly named,  Iron Man 2. As to her man, Chris Martin, check the link below for Chris Martin excessive sweating.

All Excessive Perspiration and No Funk, Chris Martin Lets Loose

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Excessive Sweating Hilary Swank, On a Casting for the Next Terminator?

“Fierce” isn’t quite the the right word, attractively menacing?  Is she looking for John Conner?

Sweaty Hilary Swank has made some bad movies (The Next Karate Kid, Emelia Earhart, etc.) and some amazing ones (Boys Don’t Cry, Million Dollar Baby, etc.)…  And she’s still going strong, as the methodic actor, sweaty Hilary Swank, is set to make a new version of Intimate Strangers.  The  ”actor, not a celebrity” (quote by Hilary Swank), is also currently set up to play the lead role and producer for a film based on John Marks novel Fangland, reportedly going to be directed by John Carpenter.  Sounds like a scary sweat-fest!

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Eva Mendes Sexy Excessive Sweating

Eva Mendes Sweating for Calvin Klein

Calvin Klein always knows how to pick his sweaty models, as there aren’t too many substances hotter than wet with perspiration, Eva Mendes.

And no, it’s not Latino week at Celebrity Sweating… We just had to do a positive sweaty Latino story to balance things out in the perspiration Universe (just a sweaty coincidence) with yesterday’s Marc Anthony sweat attack.

Eva Mendes Hot Sex-Appeal Perspiration

Sweat, it can be a real thing of beauty, when used for the greater good…  For the benefit of sweaty society at large.  Amen sweaty brothers and sisters, amen.

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Professional Partier Paris Hilton Excessive Sweating

Controversially, our time’s Marilyn Monroe of sorts, sweaty Paris Hilton has recently been eclipsed by new Hollywood scene bimbos (and we say bimbo with affection). For example, Disney’s little teen star, Miley Cyrus, recently did a dance routine based around strippers.  Paris Hilton might act stupid, but she doesn’t celebrate stupid.  Yes, there’s a difference.

To the right, you can see sweaty Paris Hilton, in her natural environment, looking bored and full of excessive perspiration.

So much sweating, so little care…

After sweaty Paris Hilton, sex tapes just don’t mean what they used to.  They’re almost a launching point to one’s career (notice sweaty Kim Kardashian).

We do hate on sweaty Paris Hilton for one thing, helping start the trend of annoyingly needy girls with small dogs.  If you live in Los Angeles,  you know our pain.

Future Paris Hilton No Sweating

More Paris Hilton sweating and antiperspirant gaffes:

Excessive Celebrity Sweating Top Ten List

Paris Hilton’s Excess Jail Sweat to Be Autioned on Ebay

Snort Paris Hilton’s Sweat-Proof Armpits

Paris Hilton Really Likes Flaky White Stuff

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Lily Allen Excessive Sweating Enough for Two Drug Addicts

We enjoy the existence of these excessive sweating celebrities, especially when they’re extra-complex sweaty celebrities…  Such as sloppy and sweaty Lily Allen.

Lily Allen looks like she’s hungry, just woke up from the bottom of the oceean and about to destroy a Japanese city in the photo to the left.  Our only hope is Mothra, or her passing out.  Would someone please think of the children!?

Okay, enough random references to Godzilla, Lily, really, you need to work  a little on the public appearance darling.  Just a little, because in reality, this politically aware British popstar has a lot to offer, besides controversy, sweating, substance abuse, a third nipple and girly songs…

Lily Allen, Cute on Stage with No Sweating

Lily Allen is active in politics and supports many progressive causes.  The sweaty singer even records in the only solar-powered recording studio in Great Britian.  She’s also written to members of parliament in the UK to back an amendment to the energy bill.

And, also, Lily Allen cleans up real well, as evidenced by the photo on the right.  It’s really like two different people, isn’t it?  Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

However, honestly, we’d love to get into some trouble with her anytime…  Give them something to talk about Miss Allen.

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Sweating Miley Cyrus Jogs like Like Emboldened Disney Slave

Besides being dissed by Radiohead at the Grammies, and the whole annoying teen Christian Popstar thing (yes, an oxymoron), sweaty Miley Cyrus isn’t too retarded. She’s basically a normal 16 year old girl who’s richer than most people on Earth and some small countries, and well, makes a lot of normal teen girl mistakes…

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Being a sweaty teen sensation is tough, you can never have too many images of yourself for example (even though there are millions of image and videos of Miley Cyrus), so you take some sexy-Miley-time pictures, even though you’re suppose to be a wholesome Christian Disney product, and you flame the internets with your sexy, sweaty pics… But the thing is, this is like totally common teenage girl behavior that displays the stupid hypocrisy of teen and youth marketing. The hypocrisy of selling sex while selling religion (Britney Spears, Jonas Brothers, etc.) is like so overdone and obvious that it boggles the mind that it still works.

So publications like Vanity Fair, sell magazines by orchestrating controversy by having precious Christian Miley Ray Cyrus “topless,” even though there’s no nudity… Not even nipple.

We think the worst thing Miley Cyrus has done, besides date adult beefcake Justin Gaston, is make “slanty eyes” on camera with her other friends and then saying it was “simply making a goofy face”.  So we guess she thinks all Asians have “goofy faces”…  Stick to the singing and dancing Miley.

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Lou Ferrigno Nipple Excessive Sweating Make Hulk Cry

Hulk look at Ed Norton. Ed Norton so cute. Hulk want to breast feed Ed Norton! Ed, why you run from Hulk! Hulk force feed Ed! Ed too skinny. Ed make Hulk sweat all over! Hulk like way Ed make Hulk feel! Hulk feel funny inside. What you do to Hulk ED? Hulk nipples all wet with sweat! Hulk want to go steady with Ed Norton.

Lou Ferrigno Nipple Excessive Sweating and Friends

Yeah, we had to go there. Faucet-tits Lou Ferrigno is one of those sweaty actors, and we’re using that term loosely here, that you always sort of wonder about. Whatever happened to that one guy you say to yourself. You wonder what they’re doing. Wonder no longer friend…because Mr. Ferrigno has quite the website:

The Sweaty Lou Ferrigno Everything Lou Ferrigno Website

Yes, you can now have complete and utter, or sweaty udder closure on the incredible Lou Ferrigno. Close that chapter in your mind friend. Sleep soundly.

Now for an image from the past. What kind of sweaty fool would put on bad green makeup and make grunting sounds all day for their day job? Why Lou Ferrigno. Grrrrrrrrrrr! Why do we think Star Trek with the below image of the classic TV Hulk?

Lou Ferrigno No Sweating Hulk

Hulk smash mean bloggers! Hulk make you sweat in bad places! Hulk drown you with Hulk nipple sweating! Hulk think you not think Hulk funny then!

Damn that sweaty Hulk voice is addictive, you just want to go on and on with the Hulk charisma. We apologize if you are now doing the same impression, we feel like some kind of sweaty green monster.

Lou Ferrigno No Sweating Hulk

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Daniela Hantuchova Excessive Sweating for Adult Audiences Everywhere

Daniela Hantuchova, oh how you’ve grown up! And you look so happy to see all of us! We’re happy to see you and your two friends! Okay, we’ll stop the sweaty perving, we’re starting to feel like Chris Hanson from Dateline NBC is going to pop into the office at any moment now. We swear, she’s old enough, she plays really sweaty pro tennis for Christ’s sake!

Daniela Hantuchova No Sweat Looking Like a Doll

Oh, so many sexy perspiring wet tennis stars, so little time! Daniela Hantuchova, don’t worry about the explosive sweating, we don’t think anyone really minds, in fact, we’re all big fans, so keep on getting your wet on. Oh somebody stop us before we kill again! (Not literally you illiterate psychos, metaphorically, yeesh!)

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And more sweat-inducing dry Daniela Hantuchova pics just for you, dear reader because we love you, with or without sweating. We really do.

Daniela Hantuchova No Sweat Cute as Can Be

Daniela Hantuchova No Sweat Rated PG-13

Oh the sweaty Zumanity!

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