Excessive sweating for excessive people: Celebrity Sweating » Bottled Celebrity Sweat http://www.celebritysweating.com Excessive sweating excessive stars who slip on their excessive sweat, causing major perspiration drama. Wed, 01 Feb 2012 13:34:17 +0000 en hourly 1 Booty Sweat for the Excessive Ass in All of Us http://www.celebritysweating.com/booty-sweat-for-the-excessive-ass-in-all-of-us http://www.celebritysweating.com/booty-sweat-for-the-excessive-ass-in-all-of-us#comments Sat, 05 Jul 2008 20:05:39 +0000 Excessive Sweating http://www.celebritysweating.com/?p=521 The world of sweaty satire is getting so complex that movies about actors in movies set in a real war zone sell fake products that are in the real movie… Confused? Sweaty? Well, Ben Stiller’s new movie Tropic Thunder has a perspiration-based product tie-in called Booty Sweat, that first started out as a joke, but the execs thought it had enough legs to walk off the screen and into our living, breathing and sweating world.

Booty Sweat and J Lo Sweaty Booty

Does it taste like sweaty ass? All sweaty asses are not created the same…

Paramount Pictures has take a fictional product from the movie and created a real beverage to be marketed in the real world. Those in urban areas will be treated to the following sweat-infused copy:

delicious and bump up struttin’ energy drink that will pump up a brotha’s ass right-pronto. This swill will crank yo’ metabolism up skippin’ right over jiggy to straight G-pimp level, word to your mutha. Brothas will be layin’ down the 2-3 on the wiggy jig focusing the energy flow into cold-face benjamins that will fill yo’ pimp pockets to burstin’. Damn straight! Booty Sweat will keep a brotha pitchin’ straight game all night to the baby-dolls.

Those in the fly-over states or rural areas, will be treated to a plain can, cause you know, they aren’t down with the ebonics. Booty Sweat will be released ahead of the movie, later this summer, our sweaty asses can’t wait (sarcasm).

]]> http://www.celebritysweating.com/booty-sweat-for-the-excessive-ass-in-all-of-us/feed 3 Celebrity Sweating Cure for Male Pattern Loneliness? http://www.celebritysweating.com/celebrity-sweating-cure-for-male-pattern-loneliness http://www.celebritysweating.com/celebrity-sweating-cure-for-male-pattern-loneliness#comments Mon, 16 Jul 2007 08:23:57 +0000 Excessive Sweating http://www.celebritysweating.com/2007/07/16/celebrity-sweating-cure-for-male-pattern-loneliness We really wish we had thought of this perspiration video and the excessive sweating product. Bottling celebrity sweat is just something weird. However, the internets was made for this stuff. In the world of sweaty possibilities, all sweaty possibilities exist.


We empathize with the below quote from the video, however, we’ve been around celebrities and well, they kinda stink and often times look horrible without makeup.

I’m not pretty. I’m not attractive at all. Matter of fact, when people look at me, especially the ladies, they, wonder how it’s actually humanly possible for a neck to throw up and present this. And that’s not the impression I’m going for. There’s a big, giant singles get together downtown, at the local bistro and I decided to call Celebrity Sweat and give a try for myself. I ordered the product and got it in the mail, put it on and I was amazed at the result. Look, look at the result. Look what happened. I mean look at me! I was hot! I was actually hot. I found myself wanting myself and asking myself for an autograph. Thank you Celebrity Sweat for changing my life. I’ll never be the same.

What a sweaty endorsement, makes us perspire just thinking about the amazing results! We loves the YouTubes. Amazing what we find by Googling ourselves (Celebrity Sweating).

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