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Perspiring Britney Jean Spears Continues to be a Retarded Sweating Mess

By Excessive Sweating | Published: June 19, 2008
While somethings are looking up for sweaty Britney Spears, she still remains an aesthetic train-wreck of outhouse proportions. Shiteous would be an appropriate word here for Britney’s look. You can take the sweaty trash out onto the street, but it still stinks to all hell. What the hell is that on her armpit? If Britney [...]
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Hot Sweaty Kickboxing Britney Versus Crackhead Reality

By Excessive Sweating | Published: December 15, 2007
In the ongoing trainwreck and freakshow that is sweaty Britney Spears, we offer this very hot set of sexy, sweating kickboxing Britney in a tribute to the popstar’s past that was so carefully constructed for us all. And if, for posterity’s sake you’d like to download the full size sexy sweating image set, click this [...]
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Sweating and Gaping Blonde Vortex Britney Spears Swallows Up Whole Award Shows

By Excessive Sweating | Published: September 11, 2007
Oh Britney, why do we love to hate on your sweaty plump ass? There are really too many reasons, far too many. In one of the rare moments of Kanye West clarity (“George Bush Doesn’t Like Black People,” well duh) he says this of Britney Spears VMA perfromance: [MTV] they exploited Britney in helping to [...]
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Britney Spears Sweats Like a Rotating Hog on Stick

By Excessive Sweating | Published: August 15, 2007
Why do we love picking on sweaty, portly Britney Spears? Do we like to kick dogs when they’re down too? Yes, we do actually and Britney Spears is doggone a damn easy target y’all. She could be losing her little baby somethings to Mr. Federline after her baby’s nannies tell all at the custody trial. [...]
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Britney Spears Auditions for 3 Roles in a Modern Remake of the Adams Family

By Excessive Sweating | Published: April 8, 2007
Retarded distant southern relative, who’s jail bait, excessively sweating “Cousin It” who’s pregnant and a meaningless “Uncle Fester” are the roles that are destined for sweaty, has-been Britney. Oh Britney, why must you constantly turn “white trash wins lottery” into a modern day ‘bible of fame?’ And you’d think, with unlimited money, time and means [...]
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Britney Spears Leakage

By Excessive Sweating | Published: March 19, 2007
Britney Spears just can’t keep anything inside. Britney’s “inner turmoil” is ‘busting out’ in every which way that is practically possible. We don’t think she needs a posh treatment center, she needs a spiritual physicist of sorts to get her sweating and wayward particles aligned and most importantly, contained. In an April of 2006 posting, [...]
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