Archive for the 'Britney Spears Sweating' Category
Perspiring Britney Jean Spears Continues to be a Retarded Sweating Mess
2 Comments Published by admin June 19th, 2008 in Armpit Sweat Stains, Britney Spears Sweating, Celebrity Excessive Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Crackhead Sweating, Failing Popster Sweat, Popstar Sweating, Sweaty Armpits.While somethings are looking up for sweaty Britney Spears, she still remains an aesthetic train-wreck of outhouse proportions. Shiteous would be an appropriate word here for Britney’s look. You can take the sweaty trash out onto the street, but it still stinks to all hell.
What the hell is that on her armpit? [...]
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Hot Sweaty Kickboxing Britney Versus Crackhead Reality
2 Comments Published by admin December 15th, 2007 in Britney Spears Sweating, Celebrity Excessive Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Celebrity Workout Perspiration, Performance Sweating, Perspiring Abs, Sexy Sweating, Sweaty Activities.In the ongoing trainwreck and freakshow that is sweaty Britney Spears, we offer this very hot set of sexy, sweating kickboxing Britney in a tribute to the popstar’s past that was so carefully constructed for us all.
And if, for posterity’s sake you’d like to download the full size sexy sweating image set, click this [...]
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Sweating and Gaping Blonde Vortex Britney Spears Swallows Up Whole Award Shows
2 Comments Published by admin September 11th, 2007 in Britney Spears Sweating, Celebrity Excessive Sweating, Sweating Face, Sweaty Boobs, Sweaty Star.Oh Britney, why do we love to hate on your sweaty plump ass? There are really too many reasons, far too many. In one of the rare moments of Kanye West clarity (”George Bush Doesn’t Like Black People,” well duh) he says this of Britney Spears VMA perfromance:
[MTV] they exploited Britney in helping [...]
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Britney Spears Sweats Like a Rotating Hog on Stick
0 Comments Published by admin August 15th, 2007 in Britney Spears Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Stress Sweating, Sweating Face, Sweaty Boobs, Sweaty Celebrity Parenting, Sweaty Star.Why do we love picking on sweaty, portly Britney Spears? Do we like to kick dogs when they’re down too? Yes, we do actually and Britney Spears is doggone a damn easy target y’all.
She could be losing her little baby somethings to Mr. Federline after her baby’s nannies tell all at the custody [...]
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Britney Spears Auditions for 3 Roles in a Modern Remake of the Adams Family
3 Comments Published by admin April 8th, 2007 in Britney Spears Sweating, Celebrity Excessive Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Inconvenient Sweating, Kevin Federline, Star Hyperhidrosis, Sweaty Star.Retarded distant southern relative, who’s jail bait, excessively sweating “Cousin It” who’s pregnant and a meaningless “Uncle Fester” are the roles that are destined for sweaty, has-been Britney.
Oh Britney, why must you constantly turn “white trash wins lottery” into a modern day ‘bible of fame?’ And you’d think, with unlimited money, time and [...]
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Britney Spears Leakage
3 Comments Published by admin March 19th, 2007 in Britney Spears Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Inconvenient Sweating, Sweaty Boobs, Sweaty Star.Britney Spears just can’t keep anything inside. Britney’s “inner turmoil” is ‘busting out’ in every which way that is practically possible. We don’t think she needs a posh treatment center, she needs a spiritual physicist of sorts to get her sweating and wayward particles aligned and most importantly, contained.
In an April of 2006 [...]
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