What the hell is that on her armpit? If Britney Spears other Celebrity Sweating appearances are indicative, then this is just another excessive sweating Britney moment. You think the paparazzi leeches would pass her some antiperspirant every once in a while, but they just suck the filth that comes to the top…

Good news for the sweating, clothes-challenged former Popstar however, as the Los Angeles prosecutors are refusing to file charges for the Britney Spears incident where she ran over some over zealous paparazzi’s foot.

After reviewing police records and a videotape of the incident last year, Deputy District Attorney Joseph D. Shidler wrote Friday that the “only way the victim’s foot could have been where the video indicates it to be was by the victim placing it in that location.“ The photographer, who was not identified in the report, filed a criminal complaint against Spears in early May, nearly six months after the alleged incident. The report describes Spears’ as “driving at an extremely slow rate of speed and in a straight path.“ Spears told police she didn’t remember the incident, and prosecutors believed her. “There was much commotion and noise at the time and there is no proof that the suspect was aware of what happened,“ she said.

We don’t think perspiring Britney is essentially a bad person, trashy and really stupid yes, evil, no…

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And if, for posterity’s sake you’d like to download the full size sexy sweating image set, click this thumb:

And, now, back to the crackhead present. Time travelling is really rough, just ask Britney or rather “Unfitney” as the press and the internet (bloggers) likes to call her. Sweating is just not as hot when you’re an overweight crackhead mother of two and this is just plainly the certifiable truth. Time unveils many truths.

Y’all, trash is what trash does. Sweaty crackhead Britney, we always knew you were trash, we were just waiting for the certifiable truth. America cares more about blonde hair and fake virgins than it does about substance and talent and when that fact comes to the surface to confront us, we celebrate tearing apart what we’ve created. And what we’ve created is a monster.

The sweaty crackhead reality always wins and time always tells.

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[MTV] they exploited Britney in helping to end her career. When Britney was opening, near the end, I felt so bad for her. I said, ‘Man, it’s a dirty game. This game will chew you up and spit you out.’

Et tu, Brute? We don’t have any sweaty pics of Britney Spears at the VMA’s, because she sort of just flopped around like a beached whale of a popstar, out of her natural environment and sycophant sea. We think the waves caught something nasty, here’s the video however, notice how all the other dancers look like they’re working up some heavy sweat.

Yeah, we know, the original got pulled by Viacom, one of the worst corporations in the world (as if there are any good corporations…). But we thought this version was quite charming. US Weekly has the scoop on the aftermath…

Following a dismal performance of Spears’ new single, “Gimme More,” a source tells Us that Spears was spotted “crying badly [backstage]. She’s devastated. She was really nervous and knows she screwed up.”

Baby, all you have to do is look good, dance, sing, and not look too sweaty, yeah, life is terrible. Oh god, the sweaty agony of it all. We really hate those people who slow down on the freeway to look at the wrecks and cause jams, but man, this sweaty buffalo wing eating wreck is too much y’all!

It’s hungry, run! If y’all need another reason to hate perspiring Britney Spears, check out this fan video:

Is it ironic, man we don’t know? We just want to eat kittens after seeing that.

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Sweaty Trash Stinks, Even If You Put a Hat on It

She could be losing her little baby somethings to Mr. Federline after her baby’s nannies tell all at the custody trial. You think she’s excessively sweaty now? She’s going to be the busted Hoover dam of stress sweat in front the custody judge y’all. Yee Haw! Britney’s nannies already spilled the white trash beans for Us Weekly and Life & Style so talk’n to the Judge on Mr. Federline’s behalf won’t be too much of a stretch.

And if you haven’t heard, excessively perspiring Britney is Ok. Okay meaning that she’s trying a little bit from the baked good section as well.

Stretch Marks, Excessive Sweating and Popstardom Doesn't Mix

We love sweaty, sloppy Britney, George W. Bush’s number one fan. “We should do what the president says y’all” which translates into “we should do what the weird Catholic Priest says no matter how he looks at us.” Sorry, we had to go there, it’s not politics, it’s reality, and it ain’t pretty, it’s sweaty washed up Britney Spears, and we like to kick her when she’s rich and failing at life.

So we’re glad you’re down, you can take your stretch marks and excessive sweating into obscurity…

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Oh Britney, why must you constantly turn “white trash wins lottery” into a modern day ‘bible of fame?’ And you’d think, with unlimited money, time and means you could at least keep your sweating at bay, or hidden at the least…

Britney Spears levee’s have totally busted and we are awash in the sweaty sess pool and the aftermath of a life less thought through but of a life over-pampered and falsely advertised. Oh Britney, you sweaty ex-teen star, you sold and advertised your virginity for Stardom and now that reality has settled in, you’re a hairless, sweaty and needy falling star.

Your infamous former husband Kevin Federline has fallen with more grace and less public sweating then you. You, like New Orleans, were both shiny stars that have become disasters made from false advertising and foolish pretenses. The levees broke and the lies have ultimately turned into tragedies. Now we are drowning in a flood of ‘white trash wins lottery.’

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In an April of 2006 posting, Hollywood Backwash blogged about one ready-to-be-harvested fat chicken, AKA, one Britney Spears leaving from a dance studio with major boob sweat, excessive boob sweat. Perhaps it was the Venti Starbucks drink, whatever it may be, Britney dollface, move away and get lost, you’re time is over and for everyone’s sake, use some good antiperspirant for your excessive sweating.

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