Excessive sweating for excessive people: Celebrity Sweating » Brooke Shield Sweating http://www.celebritysweating.com Excessive sweating excessive stars who slip on their excessive sweat, causing major perspiration drama. Wed, 01 Feb 2012 13:34:17 +0000 en hourly 1 Brooke Shields Sweats Andre Agassi Book? http://www.celebritysweating.com/brooke-shields-sweats http://www.celebritysweating.com/brooke-shields-sweats#comments Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:30:42 +0000 Excessive Sweating http://www.celebritysweating.com/?p=2199 Is Brooke Shields excessive sweating because she drove Andre Agassi to do crystal meth?  No, pro tennis and an overly-ambitious Iranian dad and a lack of education among many other things is what drove Andre Agassi to do the redneck’s cocaine.

Brooke Shields Sweating Andre Agassi?

Brooke Shields Sweating Andre Agassi?

What’s about Levi Johnston’s sweaty jailbird mom? Yeah, that was crystal meth too, but we don’t think tennis is so hot up in Alaska. What were talking about again? Oh yeah, perspiring Brooke Shields, she’s really sweaty, not because Andre Agassi doesn’t love her anymore…

Oh, someone needs to stop us, really.  Who knows why she’s sweating so much in the photo, but we know this, Andre Agassi is a pretty cool dude, we recommend watching the 60 Minutes special about how the tennis star, his book and his redemption.  We cried like little girls, not because some of us are actually little girls, but, because Andre Agassi is a huge bucket of awesome.  Here’s the first part:

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Is it weird or sad that we do a sweating celebrity post about someone and all we can talk about is their ex-boyfriend?  Is it mean?  Is Brooke Shields not going to dance with us at Home Coming?  Or sign our yearbook…  Should we stop writing and go outside and experience life?   Is someone stabbing us in the back right nowaa;fjasdkl;jfkl;asjglk;jl;akdc..hhhhr43t….

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