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Old White Guy Fred Thompson Sweats Like an Old Man with a Young Wife

Slightly charming, and really sweaty white guy survives Washington and Hollywood to become, well, an old white guy with a trophy wife. It’s a classic story for the ages, we know! We’re heart breakingly-brilliant writers here at Celebrity Sweating (if you didn’t already hear). What say you? You don’t remember who this sweaty [...]
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Prettiest Man in Politics, John Edwards Sweating the Campaign Pits

Sweaty John Edwards can win a mean trial, but the Democrat just can’t inspire voters enough, thus his perspired bid in 2008. All of which is a shame because the dude seems like a good guy, and he certainly is an antidote to the festering and rabid right wing. Yes, a big [...]
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Obama Sweats Gracefully as Only Future Qualified Presidents Can

Sweaty Barack Obama sweats some b-ball with Bryant Gumble and HBO Sports, in truly presidential form. How can you not love this sweaty bastard? We say that with much love, of course. This guy sounds like the voice of God, capitol sweaty G that is. Frankly, unless there’s a momentus or tragic event, [...]
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