Excessive sweating for excessive people: Celebrity Sweating » Campaign Sweating http://www.celebritysweating.com Excessive sweating excessive stars who slip on their excessive sweat, causing major perspiration drama. Wed, 01 Feb 2012 13:34:17 +0000 en hourly 1 Old White Guy Fred Thompson Sweats Like an Old Man with a Young Wife http://www.celebritysweating.com/old-white-guy-fred-thompson-sweats-like-an-old-man-with-a-young-wife http://www.celebritysweating.com/old-white-guy-fred-thompson-sweats-like-an-old-man-with-a-young-wife#comments Tue, 15 Jul 2008 11:00:20 +0000 Excessive Sweating http://www.celebritysweating.com/?p=536 Slightly charming, and really sweaty white guy survives Washington and Hollywood to become, well, an old white guy with a trophy wife. It’s a classic story for the ages, we know! We’re heart breakingly-brilliant writers here at Celebrity Sweating (if you didn’t already hear).

When Old People Leak, Fred Thompson Sweats Losing

What say you? You don’t remember who this sweaty old dude is? Well, he’s was that one-time hope for the Republican Party to breathe some, um, life, into the 2007 Republican presidential primary season. His entrance into the race amounted to the equivalent of someone dropping a turd into a punchbowl at prom. It caused a splash at first, but it’s still a turd, and an old, sweaty turd it is, but it still floats!

What can we say about excessive sweating Fred Thompson? Well, he helped take down Nixon for starters, so he’s not all bad… However, he has also helped transition the United States of America into the United Corporations against everyone else, as we are now pretty much a nation ruled by those who are in turn, ruled by huge multi-national conglomerates. We are not paranoid, we are informed, and also a really sweaty and nervous about the future.

Thank you Fred Thompson and all of the Democrats and Republicans for selling us all out for the last 30 years, and we welcome our new corporate overlords.

(Oh, and by the way, we sort of changed our minds about Obama, FISA has totally killed our hope for the future, we’re buying land in some remote, hot and sweaty 3rd world country)

]]> http://www.celebritysweating.com/old-white-guy-fred-thompson-sweats-like-an-old-man-with-a-young-wife/feed 1 Prettiest Man in Politics, John Edwards Sweating the Campaign Pits http://www.celebritysweating.com/prettiest-man-in-politics-john-edwards-sweating-the-campaign-pits http://www.celebritysweating.com/prettiest-man-in-politics-john-edwards-sweating-the-campaign-pits#comments Wed, 09 Jul 2008 01:12:03 +0000 Excessive Sweating http://www.celebritysweating.com/?p=532 Sweaty John Edwards can win a mean trial, but the Democrat just can’t inspire voters enough, thus his perspired bid in 2008. All of which is a shame because the dude seems like a good guy, and he certainly is an antidote to the festering and rabid right wing. Yes, a big thumbs for John Edwards, but Johny boy, don’t let them see you sweating.

John Edwards Excessive Sweating

All the money and $400 haircuts in the world won’t stop you from busting through your antiperspirant with dark sweaty armpit stains… The dude looks good, the guys at the office totally have a bro-mance with sweaty John Edwards.

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Spiny Skeletor Bitch Ann Coulter can call us faggots anytime, no sweat. Actually, if were were famous enough for Ann Coulter to call us fags or faggots, we probably wouldn’t be blogging but would most likely be on a beach asking for another faggy tropical drink, on our way to a very sweaty massaged happy-ending and sending John Edwards money for 2012.

John Edwards No Sweat Challenge

John Edwards is our favorite limousine liberal, godspeed to the White House, and possibly the vice presidency? Don’t forget the antiperspirant on the way Mr. Edwards…

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How can you not love this sweaty bastard? We say that with much love, of course. This guy sounds like the voice of God, capitol sweaty G that is. Frankly, unless there’s a momentus or tragic event, he’s more than likely going to be our next president. A snail or any spineless creature would be an improvement over the current idiot-clown president, but Barack Obama is a gift that this nervous and excessively sweaty nation needs. The ol’ US of A is going through some really rough times, we don’t need any more sweaty, dirty corporate whores in the White House (no offense Hillary & John).

Barack Obama No Sweat for President

We couldn’t of said it better. This guy can play some mean sweaty basketball. Even at his age, he rocks the court. Don’t get us wrong, we’d love a woman president, just not the conniving, deceitful corporate stooge running now, and John McCain is as corrupt, unethical and immoral as it gets (Keating Five anyone?). Check out some more photos of this dude, man, the guys here at Celebrity Sweating aren’t gay but this guy is cool and hot. The ladies of Celebrity Sweating love him as well, perhaps more even…

No Sweat Barry Obama at Harvard

“We Go Play Hoop,” and you be the next President of the United States Mr. Obama, godspeed, godspeed.

No Sweat Barry Obama in High School

Dude was even cool in high school, makes us sweat. Finally, someone who’s truly inspiring running for President. If you’d like to donate, click on the following: Donate to Barack Obama

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