Category Archives: Celebrity Athlete Sweating

Alizee Paradis is One Sweaty Sexy College Athlete!

What is with sweaty college athletes these days?  They’re like all ready to go with their own crappy flash websites, and all.  It’s probably because if you’re a good athlete and a model, you’re future is real bright (hello hot young Russian tennis stars anyone?). What’s up with Flash websites anyways?  Why are they still around?  Flash [...]
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Leryn Franco Makes Us Extra Sweaty in the Biblical Sense

Leryn Franco Pensive, Beautiful and Sweating Sweaty Leryn Franco is some kind of dimensional traveler from a parallel universe where fierce, perspiration-wet and extraordinarily beautiful amazon women roam in bikinis giggling. This parallel universe, some archeologists call it Paraguay, which translated from the local tribal dialect means “spear throwing magical unicorns,” has sent a very [...]
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Olympic Village Like Sweaty Roman Emporer Orgy, But Like Hotter

One of our sweaty friends here at Celebrity Sweating, Tamara (a cute jewish girl from the East Coast) once told us that she knew someone competing in the Olympics. While that’s sort of memorable, like that toast that sold on eBay that looked like Jesus, it’s really not that significant, well, compared to Jesus [...]
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Large Sweaty Olympic Athlete Naked: Has International Relations

Sweaty extra large blonde Australian woman sets some rumor fires with some sparks from an extra long and sincere hug of China’s Yao Ming. Lauren Jackson is the reason why we love too much of a good thing, because sweaty pro basketball player Lauren Jackson at six feet five inches is so much of [...]
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German Olympians Bond Through Nudity and Sweating

Oh currently non-threatening but historically-evil Germans, we love your cars, your beer and we love us some of your naked sweaty athletes. What’s a girl to do in the world of sweaty amateur sports when fame bursts open your door of fleeting oportunity? Well, pose for Playboy of course. Ah, you Germans [...]
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Sweating Naked Olympians Go for Gold the Advertising Way

The sweaty Olympics are over and now we can add awe and respect alongside fear to the things we feel about China. Olympians have been in advertising for as long as any of us at Celebrity Sweating can remember. All that training has to payoff in some way (besides the excessively sweaty Olympic orgies that [...]
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Not So Family-Friendly Excessive Sweating by Daniela Hantuchova

Excessive Sweating Sexy Daniela Hantuchova is all kinds of foxy wrapped up in wet and sweaty tennis outfits that should really be regulated by the MPAA. We give sweaty Daniela a PG-13 rating, strong adult contents, adult situations and questionable age-defying looks. She’s a looker which rhymes with, um… Yeah, so [...]
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France is Totally Gay for Sweaty Man on Man Rugby

We truly don’t understand the concept of the sweaty French rugby advertising campaign. The advertisements feature bearish, super sweaty muscular men making out on the field of play… We guess that with forty percent of rugby attendance women, the French are trying to get more of the fairer sex out to watch perspiring, violent [...]
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Fierce and Sweaty, Meet Melanie Adams: Blonde Allison Stokke Minus the Evil Dad

We’ve truly found a sweaty national treasure, and her name is Melanie Adams and unless her dad or mother are kitten-stompers or works for the source-of-all-evil, Halliburton, they can’t be any worse than Allison Stokke’s father. This sensually sweaty young woman’s relationship to poles has taken her to high places and she seems to enjoy [...]
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Sweaty Tribute to Fantastically Excessive Sweating Tennis Star: Anna Kournikova

Extremely sweaty but slightly better than mediocre tennis star, Anna Kournikova hasn’t been getting much if any attention lately. So we think it’s really the beginning of the end of her sweaty, glistening stardom. In some respects, it’s more of the end, but what a reflective, sweaty end it is… Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Eleven Perfect, Excessively Sweaty and Shiny Duplicates of the Same Model?

Some people will honestly do anything for your sweaty attention, like us, notice the perspiration starting, heartache inducing exhibit below: Feel like some lubed and sweaty soccer with eleven clones anyone? Everyone at the office sure does (yeah, there’s no such thing as NSFW – Not Safe For Work for the internet-illiterate, here at Celebrity Sweating [...]
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Serena Williams Has Perspiration Problems Off the Court

While the Williams Sisters are known for many things, bad fashion, family controversy, hardcore tennis, they’re not neccessarily known for their excessive perspiration, well, until today. Here is Serena I-dress-like-a blind-stripper Williams sweating it out in an unusually tasteful dress (must be sunday). Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Broken David Beckham Sweats the Galaxy

Is this 31 year old, Spice Girl impregnating stud, worth $25,000,000 over five years? Business wise, globally, probably yes. On the field, who cares? We prefer the sweaty violence and speed of American Football. Soccer’s just a lot of flirting and no scoring (kind of like an MIT mixer), [...]
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Maria Sharapova is a Fierce, Sweaty Terror on the Court but a Complete Snooze in Bed

The long and sweaty arm of the Maria Shrapova and Maroon 3.5 or 4 or 7 or whatever publicity machine, has spun into damage control overdrive like a cornered, sweaty pussy at Michael Vick’s house on dogfight night. Supposedly, the lead singer of Maroon 8 summed up making love to sweaty Maria Sharapova as [...]
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Maria Sharapova is a Shrieking, Sweating, and Bikini Triple Threat

Russian Tennis Babe, former number one female tennis star, and quite possibly the world’s highest paid athlete ($100 million per year), Maria Sharapova is really, just getting started (can’t even really have a drink yet in most states). Excessively sweating Maria also really doesn’t mind looking like a russian barbie doll, dipped in olive [...]
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The Sexy, Sweat-Stained Pole Vault Star; Allison Stokke, Her Immoral Daddy Lawyer and The Evil Internet Tubes

Oh, the internets they are a something, especially when it comes to sweat-inducing irony of the sordid kind. Meet ever perspiring Allison Stokke, she’s a sweaty upper middle class kid from Orange County, California. There’s a farce of TV show about where’s she’s from, what was the name of it again? Allison Stokke is [...]
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Underperformance Perspiration: Sweaty Tennis Star Goes Wild!

Russian ‘hot springs’ Anna Kournikova can release some major excessive sweating. For being a D-list tennis star, she works up a jaw-dropping level of sweat while losing match after match. Perhaps tennis is only secondary to releasing the enourmous amount of perspiration and fluids within, otherwise this blonde bombshell could perhaps explode. [...]
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Anna Kournikova Extreme Workout Sweat

Anna Kournikova should use her excess sweating in her first talent, guy magazine photo shoots. Psuedo tennis star, accidental celebrity Anna Kournikova was spotted recently after some sort of rigorous workout excessively sweating. The “talented” tennis underachiever can really let some fluids out. However, hot Russian heavy sweating is somewhat excused, she is an [...]
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