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Recent Pregnant Hollywood Celebrity Baby Posts- Hilary Duff Baby Bump Spotted Out in the WildExpectant celebrity mom-to-be, Hilary Duff and her celebrity baby bump, was spotted as the one-time, manufactured popstar made her way to the nail salon late last week. Hilary Duff was heading over to Bellacures nail salon, one of actress and singer’s favorite places to hang out in Studio City (Los Angeles). Hilary Duff has been […]
- Natlie Portman Debuts Celebrity Baby BumpBlack Swan star, Natalie Portman, has delivered a double-shot of happy news recently. The actress has confirmed around Christmas time that she is engaged and expecting her first child! Natalie and Benjamin Millepied, a choreographer, met on the set of Black Swan. What a nice way to start the year! Actually, 2011 will probably […]
- Celebrity Mom Reese Witherspoon is Getting Married Again!Actress Reese Witherspoon and her boyfriend Jim Toth are now engaged! Reese Witherspoon‘s representative shared that they are about to tie the not and are “extremely happy”. Jim Toth is a Hollywood agent and the Hollywood couple have been dating since the beginning of this year. So exciting to see another celebrity couple getting engaged […]
- David Schwimmer is Totally Going to Be a Celebrity Dad!The Wonder Years and Friends star is all grown up and will be having babies with his wife! David Schwimmer is going to be a celebrity father! The 90′s actor and his lovely wife Zoe Buckman, who wed in June in a private ceremony, will be first-time celebrity parents. Zoe Buckman, David Schwimmer’s wife, is […]
- Reese Witherspoon is Thinking More Kids in the Future!Superstar celebrity mother, Reese Witherspoon is currently dating Jim Toth, a hollywood agent (don’t break-up with this one, don’t bite the hand that feeds you Reese). The actress has recently confessed that she would like to expand her celebrity family in the future! These celebrities just love to reproduce! Reese Witherspoon shared: “I would love […]
- Jessica Simpson Wants Kids with Her New Fiance!Really famous person for being, well, famous, and for sometimes singing, Jessica Simpson just recently got engaged to her boyfriend of six months, Eric Johnson! Jessica Simpson has expressed that she really wants to start a celebrity family! Jessica Simpson said: “I definitely see myself having a family with Eric, so that’s exciting to think […]
- Kate Moss’ Celebrity Daughter is a “Mini-Me”!British Supermodel and celebrity mom, Kate Moss shares that her adorable daughter is just like her! Little eight-year-old Lila is apparently the exact same as her supermodel mom in that she dresses like her, she looks like her, and she even has the same personality. Kate even calls Lila her “mini-me”! She confesses: “Oh, it’s […]
- Former Bachelorette Jen Schefft Has Baby!Reality TV’s Jen Schefft, former Bachelorette, welcomed a precious reality star baby girl on Saturday Nov. 13! Jen Schefft and her husband Joe Waterman recently got married in May 2009 and this is the first reality TV child for the couple.The new sort-of-famous celebrity parents named their newborn daughter, Mae Elizabeth Waterman. Jen met Joe […]
- Jeffrey Tambor 66 Year Old Father to 5 Year Old Kids!Actor Jeffrey Tambor, known for his role in Arrested Development, is 66 years old and a young spirited father! Jeffrey is the father of four celebrity kids who are all under the age of 5. He also has an adult daughter named Molly, who is working as a teacher, from a previous marriage. Jeffrey and […]
- Paulina Rubio Welcomes Celebrity Baby Boy!That’s a cute banana! Celebrity mother banana now! Paulina Rubio and her hubby Nicolas Vallejo-Nagera finally say hello to their newborn celebrity baby boy! Little andrea Nicolas Vallejo-Nagera Rubio was born in Miami on November 14, 2010. This little famous tyke is the first child for the happy celebrity couple. The Latin singer tweeted on […]
- Hilary Duff Baby Bump Spotted Out in the Wild
Category Archives: Celebrity Excessive Sweating
Excessive Sweating Terror Reid Sweat Stains Dresses, The Horror, The Horror
Excessive sweating, Franken-Boob, Tara the Terror Reid, sweat stains dresses and basically performs the social equivalent of farting everywhere she goes… Simply charming, indeed Miss Reid. This little blonde, sweaty pimple on the face of the celebrity world has been popped for quite some time (not just talking about her botched boob job). What we’re [...]
Sweaty Betty Does it Again
We’ve upgraded sweaty America Ferrera to everyones ‘one A.M. bar’ pick instead of two A.M, as in our previous America Ferrera post. It looks like she’s lost some weight, has a new haircut and is generally improving her lot. However, that pesky sweating problem seems to still be sweat staining her B-list celebrity life… Link [...]
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Hot Sweaty Kickboxing Britney Versus Crackhead Reality
In the ongoing trainwreck and freakshow that is sweaty Britney Spears, we offer this very hot set of sexy, sweating kickboxing Britney in a tribute to the popstar’s past that was so carefully constructed for us all. And if, for posterity’s sake you’d like to download the full size sexy sweating image set, click this [...]
Leona Lewis Sweats the Bigtime
Sweaty Leona Lewis is really too likable to really say anything truly nasty about, so we’ll stick to talking about the excess sweating and the usual personal life and career chatter. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Why is Madonna Sweating?
In another welcomed news bit indicative of the steady and suicidal decline of the record industry we have come to know and hate, Madonna after a decades-long business relationship, is dumping Warner Brothers Records. Who will she be dealing with? Not a music label, but rather something else called Live Nation, who until this deal [...]
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Johnny Borrell Sweats Bullets Singing Songs That are Vaguely About Stuff
We’re not experts about pop music that pretends to be “indie,” however we can’t help wondering why psuedo-controversial Johnny Borrell sweats so much when singing songs that are suppose to be about stuff, but really, doesn’t say anything worthwhile about that stuff. Panic in America, oh, oh, oh! Oh really? There is indeed trouble in [...]
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Extremely Sweaty Kelly Monaco, One More Time, Just Because We Can
So we were going through our sweaty files, and found more visual heartburn in perspiring, lubed Kelly Monaco. We have no idea why we didn’t post this amazing image the first time around, maybe we were afraid… We can barely write with this excessive sweating image of perfection defiantly staring at us. It’s just impossible [...]
Kelly Clarkson Excessively Sweats Her 15 Minutes of Fame
We just found this wobbly-armed photo of Kelly Clarkson glowing, but almost on the verge of excessive sweating. In its sixth season, American Idol’s popularity is certainly waning in the U.S. and so is Kelly Clarkson’s mysterious fame… According to USA Today which reported the Nielsen Soundscan statistics, sweaty Kelly Clarkson is waning in pop [...]
Sweating and Gaping Blonde Vortex Britney Spears Swallows Up Whole Award Shows
Oh Britney, why do we love to hate on your sweaty plump ass? There are really too many reasons, far too many. In one of the rare moments of Kanye West clarity (“George Bush Doesn’t Like Black People,” well duh) he says this of Britney Spears VMA perfromance: [MTV] they exploited Britney in helping to [...]
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Bobby Brown Excessively Sweats the Oldies
Australia must be down under something, because they love them some sweaty Bobby Brown. You can’t hate on a man who’s singing for shared custody of his two teens. However, you can make fun of an overly perspiring crackhead who still thinks Bin Laden is after him. The following is in the New York Daily [...]
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Maria Sharapova is a Fierce, Sweaty Terror on the Court but a Complete Snooze in Bed
The long and sweaty arm of the Maria Shrapova and Maroon 3.5 or 4 or 7 or whatever publicity machine, has spun into damage control overdrive like a cornered, sweaty pussy at Michael Vick’s house on dogfight night. Supposedly, the lead singer of Maroon 8 summed up making love to sweaty Maria Sharapova as a [...]
Celebrity Sweating the Badly Photoshopped YouTube Video?
Yeah, so we found this little gem of a DIY excessive sweating product promotional video on YouTube. The concept, Celebrity Sweating, was rather, how do you say in your country? Déjà vu oui? Familiar yes? We were like, why haven’t we made one of these Celebrity Sweating videos? Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Why is This Latino Man Sweating Excessively?
Marc Anthony, who’s J-Lo’s sweaty lover of the moment, just helped add to the list of Jennifer Lopez bombs. El Cantante is the Gigli of summer of 2007. The movie is universally panned, even by the Latino community itself. In an old pic of the married couple, Marc Anthony excessively sweats like he just got [...]
Truly Excessively Sweaty Pics of Dancing Playmate Kelly Monaco
Sweaty Kelly Monaco is a little miss April that could. Playmates seem to generally fizzle out, however Miss Monaco has had some real staying power. Not only can she flutter across our eyelids, but she can also dance like she’s got a score to settle with Jon the Baptist. Blessed with a figure that could [...]
Celebrity Sweating Cure for Male Pattern Loneliness?
We really wish we had thought of this perspiration video and the excessive sweating product. Bottling celebrity sweat is just something weird. However, the internets was made for this stuff. In the world of sweaty possibilities, all sweaty possibilities exist. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Ex-Supermodel Naomi Campbell Wishes it is Still the 90′s, Excessively Sweats About It
Oh Miss Campbell, it’s really too bad you’re becoming less and less significant, because you’re a celebrity blogger’s wet, sweaty dream. Throwing cell phones, threatening to throw people out of cars, punching Italian Actresses and beating assistants with Blackberries, we’re in love. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Morally Perfect Germans Won’t Let Sweaty Tom Cruise into their Untarnished Country
Completely sane, authentic and lovable, Tom Cruise sweats an embargo by the country of Germany. The Germans just don’t understand Scientology or why Tom Cruise is perspiring excessively lately (probably because his whole life is a frick’n sham?). Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Ghost of Romantic Comedies Past, Cameron Diaz Sweats Being Single
We know, we’ve used the title in a previous excessive perspiration post, but there really isn’t a better way to describe sweaty Cameron Diaz. What do you think of when you think of Cameron Diaz these days? What immediately comes to mind is she’s that Popstar’s unlikely ex-girlfriend and sweaty sex promoting aficionado. Secondly, she [...]
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All Excessive Perspiration and No Funk, Chris Martin Lets Loose
Gwyneth Paltrow’s baby’s daddy does the family’s share of sweating all by himself. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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No Doubt Gwen Stefani Pimps Her Excessive Perspiration
We’re big fans, they’re aren’t many people who can combine watered-down wonder bread Hip Hop with Cholla aesthetic sensibilities and excessive wrapper popstar sweating. Is this just empty pop music or postmodernism? Ispomo(postmodernism) if you will, just a form of cultural colonialism? Steal and repackage for the impressionable teenage masses? Eh, who cares, it’s just [...]
Tom Hanks Destined to Sweat Away in Suburbia