Excessive sweating for excessive people: Celebrity Sweating » Celebrity Golf Sweating http://www.celebritysweating.com Excessive sweating excessive stars who slip on their excessive sweat, causing major perspiration drama. Wed, 01 Feb 2012 13:34:17 +0000 en hourly 1 Tiger Woods Sweating Over Wife Wanting 3 Quarters of a Billion http://www.celebritysweating.com/tiger-woods-sweating-divorce http://www.celebritysweating.com/tiger-woods-sweating-divorce#comments Mon, 24 May 2010 13:33:24 +0000 Excessive Sweating http://www.celebritysweating.com/?p=3316 Yes, you are looking at a statue outside of some restaurant in Thailand, a statue of slimy, sweaty Tiger Woods, made out of condoms, with a tag that says “Let’s do it, Tiger.”  And no, you haven’t seen everything now.  This statue isn’t the reason that Tiger Woods is excessively sweating, however…

Let's Do It; The Tiger Woods Statue Says, We Couldn't Agree More

Let's Do It; The Tiger Woods Statue Says, We Couldn't Agree More

Sweaty, Wet Elin Nordegren, Back in the Modeling Days

Sweaty, Wet Elin Nordegren, Back in the Modeling Days

Blonde with ambition, Elin Nordegren, God bless her gold-digging, beautiful soul, is escalating the divorce settlement to a jaw-dropping 750 million. That’s 25 million for every lady that Tiger Woods had cheated on her with (that’s if the mistress count is 30, who knows what the actual mistress count is).

Worth 750 million?  Elin, you had to have known, early on…  Really?

Sweaty, Tiger Woods, perhaps the most boring man on the planet, loves the ladies, some say over 120 of mistresses…  We had the conservative estimate of 30…  In any case, the man who looks like a stoned catfish, is really good at hitting that ball and that’s worth the world to some, and that’s the really sad part of all of this…

For more on Tiger Woods, and his sweating, click below:

Sweaty Traveling Salesman Tiger Woods Loses His Balls

Why is This Man Sweating? The Tiger is Out of The Woods!

]]> http://www.celebritysweating.com/tiger-woods-sweating-divorce/feed 0 Andy Garcia: People Get Old, Start to Suck and Excessively Sweat Through Their Pink Golf Pants http://www.celebritysweating.com/andy-garcia-people-get-old-start-to-suck-and-excessively-sweat-through-their-pink-golf-pants http://www.celebritysweating.com/andy-garcia-people-get-old-start-to-suck-and-excessively-sweat-through-their-pink-golf-pants#comments Sat, 19 Apr 2008 09:51:48 +0000 Excessive Sweating http://www.celebritysweating.com/?p=449 Look at this sweaty motherf#!ker, he used to be the shit, he was in The Godfather series for the love of god. Look at him, just look at that spot of extreme sweating, this is what’s left of a kick-ass life in Hollywood. Sweating in your frick’n pink golf pants. Rad dude, rad.

Excessively Sweaty Pants Andy Garcia

And Golfing? Really? You go from being in The Untouchables and The Godfather: Part III to being caught sweating a lake in your pink pants playing golf? Golf! Golf, one of the lamest activities on Earth? Golf, a massively wasteful (in terms of resources, water, land, time, etc.) and privileged game that smacks of utter status quo and luxurious irrelevance. It’s a game that shouts, “who cares about the world, I’ve made my fortune” and is mainly for douche bags like Tiger Woods (there are, of course some exceptions, Tiger is definitely not one of them, Jack Nicholson is…). All of this Mr. Andy Garcia and you do it with style, excessively sweating your lame exit out of this world in pink pants playing golf. Cool man, cool, fade slowly into the abyss, you had your time Mr. Garcia, but your moment is definitely gone.

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