Minka Kelly Sweats the Purple Pits
1 Comment Published by Cry-Sweating October 4th, 2008 in Armpit Sweat Stains, Celebrity Sweating, Excessive Armpit Sweating, Inconvenient Sweating, Minka Kelly Sweating, Party Excessive Sweating, Party Sweat.Sweaty Armpits Minka Kelly sounds like she was named by jaded animal activists. The sound of her name makes us want to eat steak while riding a dolphin that’s pulling a garbage boat. Okay, fine, a killer whale pulling a garbage boat… Happy? Sweaty yet? Just kidding, we love animals! Just don’t love the activists so much, not because we don’t believe in their cause, but because it’s so far down the ladder of causes (population control, etc.)… Anyways, impossibly cute Minka Kelley does the impossible and sweat stains purple, Prince would be proud!
Minka Kelly Sweats the Purple
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Hot and Perspiring Sophie Marceau Sweating Her Dress and Humidifying Everything
0 Comments Published by Cry-Sweating October 3rd, 2008 in Armpit Sweat Stains, Bond Girl Sweating, Celebrity Excessive Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, French Actress Sweating, International Sweating, Sophie Marceau Sweating, Sweaty Armpits.So much sweating, such a lovely lady, we’re conflicted… Sophie Marceau’s excessive perspiration and swampy wet armpits gives us only a tinge of regret, but in our hearts, she’s still a flawless beauty… How can deep emerald sweaty pits possibly put a dent into years and years of compounded loveliness on the silver screen?
Sophie Marceau Sweating Through Her Dress and Humidifying the Air
We’re truly surprised that sweaty Sophie Marceau only received international recognition after her 1995 role as Princess Isabelle in Mel Gibson’s farce, “Braveheart.” Later that same year, she was part of an ensemble of international actors in the French film directed by Michelangelo Antonioni and Wim Wenders, “Beyond the Clouds.”
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Excessive Sweating Nadine Velasquez Perspiring for the Camera
0 Comments Published by Cry-Sweating October 2nd, 2008 in Celebrity Sweating, Excessive Sweating Photo Shoot, Latina Sweating, Latino Sweating, Nadine Velasquez Sweating, Sweaty Star.There are very few things we love more than excessively sweaty attractive celebrities… Indeed, this is why we love Nadine Velasquez, she’s the sweaty, aesthetic conquistador of all of our hearts. She can run us through with her perspiration loveliness…
Nadine Velasquez Sweating Into Our Hearts
Beautiful and sweaty Nadine Velazquez while exotic, is from the Midwest, Chicago, Illinois, to be exact. She’s of Puerto Rican descent and was sent to Notre Dame High School for Girls. We’d love to see a movie about that place…
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Hassle-Tits Hasselhoff Sweats his Moobs
0 Comments Published by Cry-Sweating October 1st, 2008 in Angry Nerd Ape Sweat, Celebrity Excessive Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Cheesy Action Star Sweating, Chest Sweating, David Hasselhoff Sweating, Homoerotic Sweating, Inconvenient Sweating, Knight Rider Sweating, Party Excessive Sweating, Party Sweat, Sweaty Boobs.Oh excessive sweating David Hasselhoff, if you didn’t exist, we would need to engineer you out of pubic hair, muscle mass and sweat. Oh Mr. Hasselhoff, it’s been a while since we’ve saw the video of you, lying drunk, shirtless and sweaty on your floor, eating some sort takeout with your hands, all the while being lectured by your teenage daughter. It was a Hallmark moment to remember.
Hassle-Tits Sweaty Hasselhoff Strikes Again
Have you seen the new Knight Rider on NBC Hasselhoff? If explosive diarrhea was made into a TV show, you know, the kind where you break out into a cold-sweat, it would be something like the new Knight Rider. Just when you think the show can’t get any crappier, something new happens and everything’s a sweaty, smelly crappy mess again.
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Leryn Franco Makes Us Extra Sweaty in the Biblical Sense
1 Comment Published by Cry-Sweating September 2nd, 2008 in Action Sweatin, Celebrity Athlete Sweating, International Sweating, Javelin Throwing Sweating, Latino Sweating, Leryn Franco Sweating, Olympic Sex Sweating, Olympic Sweating, Paraguayan Sweating.
- Leryn Franco Pensive, Beautiful and Sweating
Sweaty Leryn Franco is some kind of dimensional traveler from a parallel universe where fierce, perspiration-wet and extraordinarily beautiful amazon women roam in bikinis giggling. This parallel universe, some archeologists call it Paraguay, which translated from the local tribal dialect means “spear throwing magical unicorns,” has sent a very special ambassador to the 2008 Beijing Olympics, Leryn Franco.
This sweating 26-year-old Paraguayan javelin thrower, Leryn Franco, honestly might be the most attractive phenomenon at this year’s Olympics (and there are plenty of sweaty beauties this year). The Paraguayan is simply stunning as her look goes beyond beautiful and into the realm of cathartically divine.
Okay, we know, enough with the Olympic posts, but you see, there are so many wonderful and inspiring Olympic personal stories that we really don’t care about, so we’ll go on tell you about all the sweating and the beauty, and if there’s lots of sweating and lots of beauty together, well, that’s a sure-fire winner for Celebrity Sweating…
Leryn Franco Sweaty Wet
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Olympic Village Like Sweaty Roman Emporer Orgy, But Like Hotter
0 Comments Published by Cry-Sweating August 30th, 2008 in Action Sweatin, Brazilian Sweating, Celebrity Athlete Sweating, Lauren Jackson Sweating, Olympic Sex Sweating, Olympic Sweating, PG-13 Sweating, Party Excessive Sweating, Party Sweat, Performance Sweating, R-rated Sweating, Sexy Sweating, Sweaty Activities.One of our sweaty friends here at Celebrity Sweating, Tamara (a cute jewish girl from the East Coast) once told us that she knew someone competing in the Olympics. While that’s sort of memorable, like that toast that sold on eBay that looked like Jesus, it’s really not that significant, well, compared to Jesus Toast. What makes this he said she said story extra sweaty hipster special is that she said that the Olympic Village is basically New Sodom. It’s like hook-up central, with trains passing through every minute (going to excessive sweating wrestling paradise of course)…
May-Treanor and Walsh Share a Sweaty and Golden Moment at the Beijing Olympics
Excessive Sweating Beach Brazilian Volleyball, Simply Wonderful
After hearing of said Olympic sweating orgy, a light bulb went off in our sweat-centered heads… Duh! Of course Olympians are having glorious and sweaty, aesthetically-friendly, youthful sex! It makes total sense brah. Think about it, toned, overly-worked-out, young athletes from all over the world, meeting each other and… and.. Talking politics? Playing chess? No! Having international wondrous, fantastic and extra sweaty champion sex! And SO much sex!
We know what you’re thinking, that we’re making this all up, shame on you. Celebrity Sweating would never let our readers down with fake sensationalist sweaty drivel, all of our sensationalist drivel is based on some sort of sweaty reality or other…
You see, we are indeed vindicated in this particular case, as we have backup, someone else has the same sinful and sweaty story as us with sweat-inducing delicious details… Read on dear Celebrity Sweating reader, read on.
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Plastic Excessive Perspiration: Perfect Barbie Sweats Victoria’s Pits
0 Comments Published by Cry-Sweating August 30th, 2008 in Armpit Sweat Stains, Beach Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Chest Sweating, Excessive Armpit Sweating, Marissa Miller Sweating, Red Carpet Sweating, Sexy Sweating, Stress Sweating, Supermodel Sweating, Sweaty Armpits, Sweaty Star, Victoria's Secret Model Sweating.Very plastic and excessive sweating Victoria’s Secret Angel and SI Swimsuit issue 2008 cover model, sweaty Marisa Miller has launched yet another celebrity perfume, but this time from Victoria’s Secret, called Very Sexy Dare. Maybe an antiperspirant should be next for breathing Barbie called Stop Sweating Adventure?
Perfect Barbie Marrissa Miller Sweats Victoria's Pits
There’s so much pressure on those armpits from the center, of course they’re bursting with extra sweating!
Marisa Miller Excessive Sweating at the Beach
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Large Sweaty Olympic Athlete Naked: Has International Relations
0 Comments Published by Cry-Sweating August 29th, 2008 in Action Sweatin, Celebrity Athlete Sweating, Lauren Jackson Sweating, Patriotic Sweating, Performance Sweating, Sexy Sweating, Sweaty Activities.Sweaty extra large blonde Australian woman sets some rumor fires with some sparks from an extra long and sincere hug of China’s Yao Ming. Lauren Jackson is the reason why we love too much of a good thing, because sweaty pro basketball player Lauren Jackson at six feet five inches is so much of a good sweaty thing…
Sweating Lauren Jackson at Her Day Job and on the Topless Beach
So much woman, so little time in life, makes us sweaty all over in a biblical sort of way. Continue reading for some nude but not so sweaty pics…
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Excessive Sweating Mess has New Mascot in George W Bush
1 Comment Published by Cry-Sweating August 26th, 2008 in Action Sweatin, Armpit Sweat Stains, Back Sweating, Cartoon Sweating, Celebrity Excessive Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Chest Sweating, Comedian Sweating, Fratboy Excessive Sweating, International Sweating, Olympic Sweating, Presidential Sweating, Ruining Clothes, Sweaty Armpits, Sweaty Bear.Excessive sweating George W Bush pulls a Benny Hill at the 2008 Beijing Olympics and creeps out the female athletes, sweat stains his clothes and almost kills himself in his drunken, sweaty stupor in the stands. Go America! For two elections you were fooled by swiftboats, phony economics and good ol’ boy posturing and let a rich boy loser who’s failed at absolutely everything lead the country for 8 long, retarded years. Look on at what the presidency has become, a drunken mess that’s destroyed our economy, killed hundreds of thousands of people and tarnished the United States reputation around the world. A drunken clown cowboy presidency sweating away in China… Checking out the babes, as people lose their homes around the country.
Excessive Sweating Armpits Stain George W Bush at the Olympics
Hey baby, y’ know, I’m the president, that’s right. Yeah, I forgot to wear the old antiperspirant today, whatta y’now? Y’know, if you donna cooperate, I can send your whole family to Gitmo.
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German Olympians Bond Through Nudity and Sweating
0 Comments Published by Cry-Sweating August 26th, 2008 in Celebrity Athlete Sweating, European Sweating, German No Sweat, Hyperhidrosis Inducing Hotness, Nude Sweating, Olympic Sweating, Playboy No Sweat.Oh currently non-threatening but historically-evil Germans, we love your cars, your beer and we love us some of your naked sweaty athletes. What’s a girl to do in the world of sweaty amateur sports when fame bursts open your door of fleeting oportunity? Well, pose for Playboy of course.
Katharina Scholz Nude Athlete No Sweat for Playboy
Ah, you Germans are so dry, your country needs to add a little salty excessive sweating flavor to these parched photos…
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Sweating Naked Olympians Go for Gold the Advertising Way
0 Comments Published by Cry-Sweating August 25th, 2008 in Action Sweatin, Celebrity Athlete Sweating, Cyclist Sweating, Excessive Sweating Advertising, Olympic Sweating.The sweaty Olympics are over and now we can add awe and respect alongside fear to the things we feel about China.
Olympians have been in advertising for as long as any of us at Celebrity Sweating can remember. All that training has to payoff in some way (besides the excessively sweaty Olympic orgies that happen every two years). Yes, but get your mind off of that fantastically sweaty and aesthetically appealing image for now, we’ll get to that in another Celebrity Sweating post… So athlete whoring, it’s happened in the past, and it will happen in the future, what’s a perfectly toned sweaty and overly worked-out body to do? Endorse! Of course…
Rebecca Romero No Sweating Naked Cycling
In this case, the sweaty Olympians endorse overly priced salty sugar water, otherwise known as Powerade.
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