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Teen Slick, Hayden Panettiere Excessively Sweating Her Face Off

Excessive Sweating — Wed, 13 May 2009 06:56:39 +0000

Forever young, excessive perspiration teen cover girl, Hayden Panettiere loves to sweat…Â Ruling the sidewalk with her dog, washing away the years with her sweating, she looks totally like sweaty jailbait…

Hayden Panettiere Sweaty Purple

Sweaty Hayden Panettiere has many, many more years of playing teenage girls, which is great for her, because her undying cheerleader character, Claire Bennet, is not supposed to age (we don’t know how long Heroes will last however, it’s not been so good as of late).

Sweaty dog walker, Hayden began modeling at the incredible age of four months (Guinness record?), starting performing in commercials 7 months later.Â Playskool, was her first advertisement.

Sweaty Hayden’s first acting gig wasÂ as Sarah Roberts on the ABC soap opera One Life to Live (1994-1997), which is poetic considering her Heroes character.

We like sweaty-face-spill Hayden…Â She’s impossibly cute, socially aware and isn’t as vapid as most actresses are.Â She even campaigned for Barack Obama.Â However, you can really see the passion she has for certain causes on her viral YouTube dolphin and whale videos where her and her friends try to stop the slaughter of dolphins in Japan.

We’re glad that the sweating cheerleader can’t die, she’s really something to have around…Â Here’s that video, and no, that’s not acting, it’s real emotions…

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Yeah, of all the things to eat in the world, dolphins?Â Whales?Â Really?Â Well, the Japanese are known for their perversions (good and bad).

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Not So Family-Friendly Excessive Sweating by Daniela Hantuchova

Excessive Sweating — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 06:52:26 +0000

Excessive Sweating Sexy Daniela Hantuchova is all kinds of foxy wrapped up in wet and sweaty tennis outfits that should really be regulated by the MPAA. We give sweaty Daniela a PG-13 rating, strong adult contents, adult situations and questionable age-defying looks. She’s a looker which rhymes with, um… Yeah, so we’re not going to go there because she’s a classy tennis broad who sweats like her body produces water from air. A classy tennis broad that we’d like to take for a long walk on a very long beach, in the middle of nowhere that’s hot enough to make her excessive perspiration run on forever…

Daniela Hantuchova Excessive Sweating for Adult Audiences Everywhere

Daniela Hantuchova, oh how you’ve grown up! And you look so happy to see all of us! We’re happy to see you and your two friends! Okay, we’ll stop the sweaty perving, we’re starting to feel like Chris Hanson from Dateline NBC is going to pop into the office at any moment now. We swear, she’s old enough, she plays really sweaty pro tennis for Christ’s sake!

Daniela Hantuchova No Sweat Looking Like a Doll

Oh, so many sexy perspiring wet tennis stars, so little time! Daniela Hantuchova, don’t worry about the explosive sweating, we don’t think anyone really minds, in fact, we’re all big fans, so keep on getting your wet on. Oh somebody stop us before we kill again! (Not literally you illiterate psychos, metaphorically, yeesh!)

For more sweaty Daniela Hantuchova action, check out our other posts:

Daniela Hantuchova Sweating at Celebrity Sweating.

And more sweat-inducing dry Daniela Hantuchova pics just for you, dear reader because we love you, with or without sweating. We really do.

Daniela Hantuchova No Sweat Cute as Can Be

Daniela Hantuchova No Sweat Rated PG-13

Oh the sweaty Zumanity!

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The Rock Sweats Like a Gay Club Bouncer on Bears Only Night

Excessive Sweating — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 10:00:41 +0000

Sweaty Dwayne Douglas Johnson, otherwise known as The Rock, looking more like a sweaty sponge, lets out a some steam and excessive perspiration after a work out below:

It looks like The Rock could be growing some sweaty moss soon, so he’s totally going to need that ridiculous Conan sword (a rolling stone gathers no moss?). That was our fortune cookie last night, so we had to go with it…

We don’t really have much to say about the sweaty monumental dude, seems alright, except for that whole speech thing at the Republican convention in 2000, yeah, The Rock is or used to be a Republican, yeah, totally gross, but everyone makes mistakes. Here’s The Rock doing what he does best, roll around on the matt and act like he’s in extremely sweaty mortal combat.

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Yeah, sweaty wrestling, so obviously real, as real as a christian baptist minister on holiday.

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Tom Hanks Destined to Sweat Away in Suburbia

Excessive Sweating — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:00:45 +0000

Hairline-challenged, super-actor Tom Hanks gushes sweat in a bike ride around what is seemingly suburbia. Sweaty Tom hanks has been involved to this date in 18 films that have grossed over 100 million, bringing his total to around the 3.3 billion dollar amount. We’re perspiring heavily just thinking about that number.

We really wish sweaty Tom Hanks wasn’t so damn likable… We have nothing else to report, besides that he’s a resoundingly normal guy with a sincere gift for acting who’s chosen some amazing roles throughout his career. We may be dumb, but we know what talent is.

Sweaty Tom Hanks, you really had a rough patch in 2004 huh? We had to make fun of something…

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Eleven Perfect, Excessively Sweaty and Shiny Duplicates of the Same Model?

Excessive Sweating — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 13:47:59 +0000

Some people will honestly do anything for your sweaty attention, like us, notice the perspiration starting, heartache inducing exhibit below:

Feel like some lubed and sweaty soccer with eleven clones anyone? Everyone at the office sure does (yeah, there’s no such thing as NSFW – Not Safe For Work for the internet-illiterate, here at Celebrity Sweating headquarters international). The original, larger version of the above image for all of you with healthy hearts and well, questionable sweaty intentions is straight below…

This is all so very gratuitous and verging on sleazy internet porn, but it is Christmas, and it’s upscale sweating porn and we feel like giving. Celebrity Sweating just wants to get into the holiday spirit, and sweaty soccer babe-clones is right up our alley and into your field of dreams.

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Hot Sweaty Kickboxing Britney Versus Crackhead Reality

Excessive Sweating — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 04:14:58 +0000

In the ongoing trainwreck and freakshow that is sweaty Britney Spears, we offer this very hot set of sexy, sweating kickboxing Britney in a tribute to the popstar’s past that was so carefully constructed for us all.

And if, for posterity’s sake you’d like to download the full size sexy sweating image set, click this thumb:

And, now, back to the crackhead present. Time travelling is really rough, just ask Britney or rather “Unfitney” as the press and the internet (bloggers) likes to call her. Sweating is just not as hot when you’re an overweight crackhead mother of two and this is just plainly the certifiable truth. Time unveils many truths.

Y’all, trash is what trash does. Sweaty crackhead Britney, we always knew you were trash, we were just waiting for the certifiable truth. America cares more about blonde hair and fake virgins than it does about substance and talent and when that fact comes to the surface to confront us, we celebrate tearing apart what we’ve created. And what we’ve created is a monster.

The sweaty crackhead reality always wins and time always tells.

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Daniela Hantuchova Sweats Into Our Hearts

Excessive Sweating — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 14:46:09 +0000

We really don’t have anything really to say about sweaty Daniela Hantuchova, except that her legs seem to go on into infinity and every time we look at her perspiration-wet legs, we feel like we’ve come back from the future and are exhausted, sweaty and hot from the time travel.

All five foot and eleven inches of the Slovak tennis star who can often be seen sweating excessively seem to be chiseled by a straight Michelangelo. The tall sweating statue of a tennis pro, Daniela Hantuchova sweats on the court, but looks great while doing it. We’re all for the new breed of sponsor friendly female athletes, especially the ones who seem to sweat as if it’s a fashion statement.

As you can see below, sweaty Daniela Hantuchova is very talented.

We really don’t have anything else juicy to offer, besides hot, sweaty pics of the tennis star. We looked and just couldn’t find anything gossipy or weird, damn you and your well balanced life Daniela. Here are some more perspiration-filled action shots of the Eastern European tennis beauty.

Are you back from the sweaty future yet?

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Does Jessica Simpson Ever Sweat a Lot?

Excessive Sweating — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 02:30:56 +0000

We’ve been searching them there internets for quite some time, and we just can’t find any pics of Jessica Simpson sweating a lot, like dark stains on the clothing sweating a lot. We’ve come to the conclusion that the whole Christian thing she’s got is just a cover for the fact that she’s some sort of big breasted Alien, not in the illegal sense, but in like the UFO sense.

Yeah, so how does one go jogging and not sweat a visible drop? View below for the for the close up view of the sweat defying Jessica Simpson.

Is she some sort of fluid or sweat sucking vortex (we’re totally not going the sexual route here, don’t get all pervy)? Perhaps Jessica just has some really strong antiperspirant or maybe all of her sweat glands are removed? Jessica, show us some glow baby! We offer this picture of Jessica Simpson in concert with glistening legs, and you can check out our previous post about Jessica Simpson’s sweating or no sweating.

Jessica Simpson shiny and glistening with a soft glow of sweat, singing like she some sort of Barbie Doll with a purpose…

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Renee Zellweger Sweats the Gym Paparazzi

Excessive Sweating — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 13:00:04 +0000

Renee Zellweger, high-paid blonde, romantic-comedy-filler gets caught sweating it after a gym session by a most eager and patient paparazzi. You had us at goodbye Renee, as we’re interested in the juicy post-gym photos, and not in the before the perspiration photos. At 38, Renee Zellweger just doesn’t glow anymore, unfortunately, she excessively sweats.

Renee Zellweger might not look so great after hardcore sweating session at the gym, but at 38, she still has that certain Hollywood loveliness that is just timeless.

The not-so-sweaty version of Renee featured above has been linked to major entertainment studs such as Jim Carrey, George Clooney, and even Jack White, the one Stripe with talent of the White Stripes and as you can see, she cleans up real well.

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Jack Nicholson is One Excessively Sweaty Bloated Banana

Excessive Sweating — Sun, 10 Jun 2007 03:26:59 +0000

We love Jack Nicholson, even an absurdly sweating Nicholson, we really do, and we give you the following picture with the most sincere affection for the Jack, sweaty granpa mess that he is.

Oh, just look at him. We don’t think we’ve ever seen a golfer more jolly, more yellow, then sweaty St. Nicholson. Well fed and loving life, excessively perspiring your last years away, you’re a picture of success! We loved you in The Departed, we also wanted to be your character – just for a little while… A mountain of coke and two hot broads, you’ve come a long way baby. Drink a lot of water Jack, old people like yourselves tend to dehydrate easily, especially you’re over sweating like a nudist at the wrong beach.

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Jessica Alba is a Sexy Sweaty Mess, But Victoria’s Secret Doesn’t Care…

Excessive Sweating — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 08:20:44 +0000

Victoria’s Secret has proclaimed Jessica Alba (note the sweaty post-workout version of Jessica Alba below) as this years “sexiest actress.” We didn’t know she did any “acting.” Did you? However, she is quite fetching, even in all of her over perspiring glory. Jessica Alba, you will always be one of our favorite silver screen fillers.

As you can see from a That Other Blog post, Jessica Alba can really work up some excessive perspiration which we think has everything to do with being the sexiest actress. Jessica Alba, you are our favorite postmodern, sweaty, multicultural actress. You are the female Vin Diesel of B-Movies, just more evolved and every bit as smart!

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