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Brah Inspiration, Owen Wilson Rackets Up the Sweating

Oh Wes Anderson darling, sweaty Owen Wilson, you have that natural talent of playing you, so well…  Because in every movie, you’re basically that guy, Owen Wilson, yeah, that guy again.  That guy with the oddly mesmerizing nose. But it’s really okay, because your  one character is really sort of charming.  Yeah, really, it’s no sweat. [...]
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Mario Lopez, Zero Personality, Plenty of Sweating

If sweaty pecs could talk, Mario Lopez would have a real career.  However, we have to say, he’s a great piece of excessively perspiring beefcake. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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“How Do You Know” About Reese Witherspoon Excessive Perspiration?

We see you there excessive sweating Reese Witherspoon, and we love it.  Are you working out with your Californian sorority sister?  No, you’re the on set of your new movie, How Do You Know?, in Washington D.C.  We can’t really hate-on-you, you’ve provided so much joy in an otherwise bleak and sweaty celebrity world. Sweating done [...]
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Not Worth His Own Sweat: John Mayer Redefines Douche Bag

Excessive sweating John Mayer is both breaking the normal boundaries of a douche bag and is also vintage douche bag.  If making crappy, retarded music could make you rich, would you do it?  John Mayer answers that question everyday with a resounding “yes.” On dating as a celebrity (vintage sweaty douche bag): “I should be having sex [...]
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Alec Baldwin: Sweating Enough for All Baldwins Everywhere

We have the love for excessive sweating Alec Baldwin.  Who wouldn’t?  Great sweaty actor with huge range and real emotion, who also is politically active in an honest, well-thought-out way.  We even love the excessive sweating Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock?  Amazing. “Hey Buddy, see this water bottle?  Yeah, in two seconds it’s gonna be on my [...]
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Danny Bonaduce: Man Boob Excessive Sweating

Sweaty Danny Bonaduce (what a douche he), isn’t just a Ed Hardy customer, he is the core demographic for douche bag clothing everywhere! “Yo brah, you got that in pink?” In the picture on the left, sweaty boobs Danny Bonaduce could be on a casting call for the next Gremlins (the resemblance to the gremlins from the [...]
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Gwyneth Paltrow SAG Excessive Sweating

Impossibly cute at times, but never quite sexy, sweaty Gwyneth Paltrow has made a career out of starring in small movies that no one goes to see, except the occasional, sweaty, and pimply indie film geek of course (but they’ll go see anything). Excessive sweating boobies Gwyneth Paltrow always plays the same sort of girl, the [...]
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Hilary Swank Cyborg Excessive Sweating

Is excessively perspiring Hilary Swank looking like a cyborg ambassador for the upcoming human-robot war below?  Yes, and we’re not sure if it’s a good look… “Fierce” isn’t quite the the right word, attractively menacing?  Is she looking for John Conner? Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Eva Mendes: Excessive Sweating Done Right!

If excessive sweating Eva Mendes was a mineral, humans would would wipeout civilizations full of ten-feet-tall blue people to get to it.  Yes, we’re still Avat-tarded…  All our metaphors are still on Pandora! Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Godfather of Sweating: Hello from Richard Simmons

Merry Christmas you sweating news freaks!  We love you and hope you have the best holiday season ever… Milton Teagle Simmons, otherwise known as permanently excessively sweaty Richard Simmons, is some kind of happy monster of necessity.  If sweaty Richard Simmons didn’t exist, there would need to be some sort of drug we can all take [...]
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Sweaty Alicia Keys, Remember Her?

We called it back in November 29th of 2007 (Alicia Keys Keeps the Door Open to Her Major Excessive Sweating)…  Sweaty Alica Keys is on her way to the adult comtemporary market.  And you say, sweaty face Alicia who?  Exactly. Girlfriend cant excessive sweat! Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Hugh Jackman Macho Sweating

Oh sweaty, grunting macho man Hugh Jackman, you are almost too heterosexual…  You almost have to wonder. However, you were indeed a great sweaty, lunging Wolverine, even though the script and the plot was a little convoluted and predictable and while entertaining, the movie didn’t go beyond the usual sweaty action movie fare. Hey buddy, I know you’re [...]
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Twilight’s Kristen Stewart Sweating Like a Chubby Goth Girl in Summer

Sweaty Kristen Stewart isn’t a chubby goth girl, but she does have flabby arms, work on that goth girlfriend! Is it emo?  Is it goth?  Who knows…  But we do love Kristen Stewart, even when she’s sweating like a Teamster.  We love the fact that she never seems all there (check out her late night [...]
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Ryan Gosling Sweats Like a Second-Rate Leading Man

We kid, we kid.  Sweaty Ryan Gosling is a major talent and a first-rate leading man.  Celebrity Sweating doesn’t have much to say about the  young canadian actor besides that you should see his movies and that he gets excessively sweaty working out, but that’s a good thing because the dude stays in shape… Ryan Gosling [...]
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Lily Allen Excessive Sweating All Over Her Third Nipple

We enjoy the existence of these excessive sweating celebrities, especially when they’re extra-complex sweaty celebrities…  Such as sloppy and sweaty Lily Allen. Lily Allen looks like she’s hungry, just woke up from the bottom of the oceean and about to destroy a Japanese city in the photo to the left.  Our only hope is Mothra, or [...]
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Johnny Depp Rock’n'Roll Excessive Sweating

Whoah, being a rock’n'roll pirate is sweaty work, really sweaty work if you can get it…  Johnny Depp can excessive sweat anytime, and he’d still be tops on our Hollywood list. Sweaty Johnny Depp was given a guitar by his mom when he was 12 and Depp began breaking a sweat playing in an American tradition, garage bands.   Johnny [...]
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Excessive Sweating Crackhead Sings Like an Angel: Pete Doherty Kinda Rocks

Excessive Sweating Pete Doherty, besides being a sweating, shining example of British dental care, is one rolling and talented rockstar… You can’t simply judge him through the cloudy lenses of his tumultuous relationship with Kate Moss, his constantly sweating appearance on stage and/or his drug addiction, you really have to listen to the subtlety and complexity [...]
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Miley Cyrus Sweating it with Adult Boyfriend in Hillbilly Shorts

Sweaty Miley Cyrus, or Miley Ray Cyrus, otherwise known as future-Lindsay Lohan, stays true to her roots by running in cut-off denim shorts… Who jogs in denim? Who does anything to do with sweating or exercising in denim? Besides being dissed by Radiohead at the Grammies, and the whole annoying teen Christian Popstar thing [...]
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Beam Me Up Some Antiperspirant, William Shatner Excessive Sweats All Over Space

In the future, overly dramatic, washed-up actors drown public appearances with their sweating… Excessive sweating William Shatner, the famous “Captain kirk” from Star Trek, was perspiring bullets in public a while back (2007) at his book signing. Autographing is hard work! His book, “William Shatner Star Trek Academy: Collision Course,” and [...]
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Slippery When Excessive Sweating: Marisa Miller is one Sexy Exxon Valdez

Sweaty Marisa Bertetta, now known as Marisa Miller, is from Southern California, Santa Cruz to be exact. Of course, if you’re a male (or a certain kind of lesbian), you know her well, perhaps too well. This barbie made to look excessively sweaty has had an amazing 2008, we see good things for 2009 [...]
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Ryan Seacrest is an Ocean of Excessive Sweating

In a not so metrosexual moment, sweaty Ryan Seacrest drenches his entire shirt with tons of sweat. There’s only one tiny area that isn’t drenched with metrosexual sweating. We never liked American Idol, there’s just something slightly fascist about watching people who should know better, embarrass themselves while working up a heavy sweat singing stereotypical [...]
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