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Excessive Sweating Soccer Madness!

Who wants to sit next this guy on a bus?  How about on the subway?  Do you think he was fun at dance class? How do you say?  Excessive sweating explosion? No? Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Old Man William H. Macy Sweating the Years

Excessive sweating William H. Macy is an acting superstar.  He’s that guy, in that great movie, who fills up the screen but isn’t necessarily the leading man.  The sweaty talent effortlessly plays complex roles that just leave you breathless, like his Oscar-nominated role in Fargo, of playing Jerry Lundegaard. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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The Excessively Sweaty Passion of the Mel Gibson

Horrible year for sweaty celebrity douche bags.  Is there no class in the world anymore?  Why do we put these two together?  Because we like to turn up the contrast for two very inspirational figures who teach children a lesson, if you get ridiculously rich, you still can’t get away with treating women badly.  It’s [...]
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Megan Fox Excessive Sweating Career Death

If a big time director hires you for a major studio release and basically turns you from a has been’s sweaty nobody girlfriend, to a sweaty major movie star with a has been boyfriend, then you should probably be gracious and careful with your new fame.  Enter excessive perspiration boobs Megan Fox, pretty face of the [...]
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Gerard Butler Excessive Sweating is Madness…

Gerard Butler, you sweaty man you.  If your career isn’t stillborn dead by the end of this year, then there really is no justice in this crazy world. You can literally hit it big in Hollywood with one movie where the special effects are really the star, follow that movie (300) by making all the [...]
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Keith Flint, Sweating Starter!

Sweaty dancer turned vocalist, turned British celebrity, Keith Flint has lived a charmed life, not always starting with fire… Recently excessive sweating Keith Flint has tried to go solo with several side projects, including the bands Flint and Clever Brains Fryin’. However, the perennially insane-looking Keith Flint only had one commercial release from these projects [...]
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Jessica Alba Award Winning Excessive Sweating

Does Jessica Alba always excessively sweat when at award shows?  The question should really be, ‘Why is Jessica Alba at award shows?’  Cause, she ain’t winning no awards no time.  Sure’nough. Jessica Alba, the actress that does not act… So much beauty, sweating, so very little talent. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Jessica Simpson Sweats Into PG-13

Every single light is on, but no one’s home, Jessica Simpson is so everything and so nothing. Ah, there’s $100,000 worth of philosophy degree right there, at work!  What can we say?  There are sweaty boobs with a dash of nipple slip for flavor, and we’re reporting on it, because hey, it’s sweaty Jessica Simpson! [...]
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Fantastic Nick Nolte Excessive Sweating: No Spring Daisy

Oh lordy, if excessive sweating Nick Nolte and Gary Busey formed a union, they’d have a monopoly on crazy, sweaty white guys in Hollywood.  And we’d totally be okay with that. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Brah Inspiration, Owen Wilson Rackets Up the Sweating

Oh Wes Anderson darling, sweaty Owen Wilson, you have that natural talent of playing you, so well…  Because in every movie, you’re basically that guy, Owen Wilson, yeah, that guy again.  That guy with the oddly mesmerizing nose. But it’s really okay, because your  one character is really sort of charming.  Yeah, really, it’s no [...]
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Mario Lopez, Zero Personality, Plenty of Sweating

If sweaty pecs could talk, Mario Lopez would have a real career.  However, we have to say, he’s a great piece of excessively perspiring beefcake. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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“How Do You Know” About Reese Witherspoon Excessive Perspiration?

We see you there excessive sweating Reese Witherspoon, and we love it.  Are you working out with your Californian sorority sister?  No, you’re the on set of your new movie, How Do You Know?, in Washington D.C.  We can’t really hate-on-you, you’ve provided so much joy in an otherwise bleak and sweaty celebrity world. Sweating [...]
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Not Worth His Own Sweat: John Mayer Redefines Douche Bag

Excessive sweating John Mayer is both breaking the normal boundaries of a douche bag and is also vintage douche bag.  If making crappy, retarded music could make you rich, would you do it?  John Mayer answers that question everyday with a resounding “yes.” On dating as a celebrity (vintage sweaty douche bag): “I should be [...]
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Alec Baldwin: Sweating Enough for All Baldwins Everywhere

We have the love for excessive sweating Alec Baldwin.  Who wouldn’t?  Great sweaty actor with huge range and real emotion, who also is politically active in an honest, well-thought-out way.  We even love the excessive sweating Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock?  Amazing. “Hey Buddy, see this water bottle?  Yeah, in two seconds it’s gonna be on [...]
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Danny Bonaduce: Man Boob Excessive Sweating

Sweaty Danny Bonaduce (what a douche he), isn’t just a Ed Hardy customer, he is the core demographic for douche bag clothing everywhere! “Yo brah, you got that in pink?” In the picture on the left, sweaty boobs Danny Bonaduce could be on a casting call for the next Gremlins (the resemblance to the gremlins [...]
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Gwyneth Paltrow SAG Excessive Sweating

Impossibly cute at times, but never quite sexy, sweaty Gwyneth Paltrow has made a career out of starring in small movies that no one goes to see, except the occasional, sweaty, and pimply indie film geek of course (but they’ll go see anything). Excessive sweating boobies Gwyneth Paltrow always plays the same sort of girl, [...]
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Hilary Swank Cyborg Excessive Sweating

Is excessively perspiring Hilary Swank looking like a cyborg ambassador for the upcoming human-robot war below?  Yes, and we’re not sure if it’s a good look… “Fierce” isn’t quite the the right word, attractively menacing?  Is she looking for John Conner? Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Eva Mendes: Excessive Sweating Done Right!

If excessive sweating Eva Mendes was a mineral, humans would would wipeout civilizations full of ten-feet-tall blue people to get to it.  Yes, we’re still Avat-tarded…  All our metaphors are still on Pandora! Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Godfather of Sweating: Hello from Richard Simmons

Merry Christmas you sweating news freaks!  We love you and hope you have the best holiday season ever… Milton Teagle Simmons, otherwise known as permanently excessively sweaty Richard Simmons, is some kind of happy monster of necessity.  If sweaty Richard Simmons didn’t exist, there would need to be some sort of drug we can all [...]
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Sweaty Alicia Keys, Remember Her?

We called it back in November 29th of 2007 (Alicia Keys Keeps the Door Open to Her Major Excessive Sweating)…  Sweaty Alica Keys is on her way to the adult comtemporary market.  And you say, sweaty face Alicia who?  Exactly. Girlfriend cant excessive sweat! Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Hugh Jackman Macho Sweating

Oh sweaty, grunting macho man Hugh Jackman, you are almost too heterosexual…  You almost have to wonder. However, you were indeed a great sweaty, lunging Wolverine, even though the script and the plot was a little convoluted and predictable and while entertaining, the movie didn’t go beyond the usual sweaty action movie fare. Hey buddy, I [...]
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